Badger on ‘Help Nathan Buy Firefly’

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011 3:51 AM

Robert Balfour, Scottish philosopher, once said, “There's nay difference tween calling WishIMay a dreaming, gulled wastrel for throwing her coins to mermaids and taking away her purse of gold before she empties it into the sea. Either way you get a tongue lashing and ass (donkey?) beating.” I doubt that is an exact quote because the original was in Greek since Balfour was famed and learned.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

WISHIMAY

Wednesday, March 9, 2011 4:15 AM

Wha? tongue lashings and ass beatings??? sounds kinky

Go ahead and send your purse to Haiti so the rich will have someone else to steal from... Me an' the mermaids are gonna take our!!! hard earned purses and risk enjoying our!!! lives for five freakin' seconds...

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011 2:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Me an' the mermaids are gonna take our!!! hard earned purses and risk enjoying our!!! lives for five freakin' seconds...

“Enjoying our lives for five freakin' seconds” was analyzed by David Hume, Scottish philosopher. He concluded that, if 5 seconds joy equals $5, £5, or €5, the more WishIMay pledged to HelpNathanBuyFirefly, the longer she will enjoy life. It is simple mathematics. I realized I wanted the joy, too! I got it by imagining a whopping big donation.

Since there is no upper limit on a pledge of support, I intended to pledge $300,000,000, leaving extra cash for a worldwide Browncoat Ball in celebration of Nathan closing the deal with FOX. On my name I swear I can have the money before Nathan completes the negotiations with Rupert Murdoch. Protecting my reputation on the Internet is very important to me. And, because I'm the biggest donor, I would be Firefly's Boss. I enjoy that idea.

I'll be a better Boss than Rupert Murdoch -- I won't reassign Firefly to the Friday Night Death Slot.
See www.slate.com/id/2287627/ Rupert Murdoch's 80th birthday, in which he consummates his greatest deal. - By Jack Shafer - Slate Magazine.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity," where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

WISHIMAY

Wednesday, March 9, 2011 3:18 PM

You've contracted that new zombie ant brain fungus, haven't you???

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011 4:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
You've contracted that new zombie ant brain fungus, haven't you???

Wrong! It is not new: 'Zombie ants' controlled by parasitic fungus for 48 million years www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/aug/18/zombie-carpenter-ant-fungus

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity," where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

BYTEMITE

Wednesday, March 9, 2011 4:06 PM

Oh god, those poor ants.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/08/090811161345.htm

Those POOR ANTS.

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Thursday, March 10, 2011 11:55 AM

Remember HelpNathanBuyFirefly by purchasing a Princess Leia is a Browncoat T-shirt from
www.redbubble.com/people/khallion/t-shirts/6788230-2-browncoat-leia

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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