Problems that don't exist

POSTED BY: dreamtrove
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SIGNYM

Thursday, March 3, 2011 1:25 PM

Problem that don't exist?

Eugenics. Seriously. Rich people don't hate poor people, they love them. Particularly with a mint-thyme-basil rub.

The jewishnazibritishcommietemplar conspiracy. While conspiracies undoubtedly exist and are active today, they're not of the jewishnazibritishcommietemplar variety.

The Federal deficit. I know this has been brought up before but deserves special mention. When a business borrows money it's called "investment" but when government does it it's called OH MY GOD!!!!

Unions which are causing the whole fiscal crisis. Seriously???? SERIOUSLY?? Dudes, they hardly control anything.

THE HUGE TAXES WE'RE PAYING. Another seriously??? We're paying lower taxes than ever in the past 70 years. So why is this suddenly SUCH a problem NOW? (Hint: It ain't. That's why it's in this list)

Obama's Kenyan birth.

Area 51.

Chemtrails.

Death panels.

The Tea Party. The Tea Party really doesn't exist, per se. It's just the Koch Bros outreach program.

Fracking. The Gulf oil spill. Mountaintop removal. Deadly mining conditions. Lowered living conditions. Not a problem, because bigbizness loves us all, and just wants us to be warm and fuzzy.

DREAMTROVE

Thursday, March 3, 2011 1:57 PM

sig

good list. mostly

Sorry to nitpick, but

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Eugenics

1.2 billion dead and counting. I suppose you wouldn't see this as a problem. Proponents never do.

Taxes, also, I would say, are a problem. If you have to pay taxes, that's money you can't use to hire employees or raise yourself out of the muck.

More importantly, it's where taxes go: War. And War is definitely a problem.

ETA: So, 70 trillion in long term liabilities, 8 trillion in mortgage bonds, 7 trillion in mortgage losses, 23 trillion in bailout liability and 15 trillion in national debt. That's like a hundred and something trillion... Sig, you ever meet math? You seem to equate business to govt. spending a lot, like what if Bill Gates or Warren Buffet or whoever give to charity, they do, about 1/2 of everything they make. The govt. is dealing in MUCH larger sums, but when it gives charity, it tends to be in smaller amounts, and 90% of that is bombs for Israel or some such.

The govt. spends more on wars each week than the total net worth of black america. If they really cared, they'd do something. Problem is, when they do something, it's never good, so, check that, govt., stay where you are.

Anyway, I had to add a problem which doesn't exist:

Iran. Okay, Iran exists, but it's not a threat to our way of life.

SIGNYM

Thursday, March 3, 2011 2:15 PM

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1.2 billion dead and counting. I suppose you wouldn't see this as a problem. Proponents never do.

Of course I see it as a problem. But it's not a eugenics problem, it's simply the rich doing what the rich do: Eating up the poor with a knife and fork. I mean, what the frak do the rich care about how financially desperate or genetically twisted or chemically maimed the poor are? As long as "they" don't make it to the dinner table, literally that is.

And I didn't say war wasn't a problem. By all means, let's stop planting our boots on every square inch of the globe and cubic meter of space. Been saying that for quite some time now, I believe.

SIGNYM

Thursday, March 3, 2011 2:33 PM

SO, in the same vein as Iran, what about all those countries that AREN'T a problem?

I vote Cuba on the list of "not a problem". In fact, pretty much all of South and Central America, even Venezuela.

KANEMAN

Thursday, March 3, 2011 2:35 PM

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Originally posted by mincingbeast:
Allow me to offer.

Illegal immigration.
The national debt.

Unlike these childish fools, I see your signal for its premise. Your very clear ploy to flood this country with undocumented people who you can easily lead to troll country for consumption...is flawed.

My fear is that you base your diabolical plan on your love of chicken wings and thighs. It is true that dark meat is more tender, however not when human meat is the main course. Anyone who has ever eaten a well-prepared human morsel compares it to Veal and (believe it or not)...not chicken.

My point? You should be advocating the illegal immigration of Asians and not Mexicans. When broiled at 500 degrees for 4-5 minutes on both sides...they fall off the bone.

DREAMTROVE

Thursday, March 3, 2011 2:39 PM

Historically, the poor overthrow the rich. That's what worries them. They're not as concerned with the growth of the stupid. It's smart people they want to not have children.

If you want to end war, you have to cut the spending for it, because if the govt. has cash, it's going to war. That's been true for a long time. Bush would've had a bigger war, but he didn't have enough money, because he'd given tax breaks to his rich buddies. This undermined his war. That's why the really big wars have been democrat wars. Big budgets means lots of extra cash for war, and every extra penny is going to war, that's what extra pennies do.

Hero's parody attempt reminded me of a problem that doesn't exist:

Porn

Sure, porn exists because there are cameras an people have sex. But as a problem, no.

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, March 3, 2011 8:44 PM

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Frem,

Got a Problem that doesn't Exist?

Off the top of my head nothing someone else hasn't covered, also, I'm a little busy right now...

But there's one problem ABOUT to no longer exist, as I mean to blow the legs out from under Shawono by having it's funding pulled - this is a Hellcamp run by Juvie "justice" up there in Grayling, which is kind of Michigans enclave of fascism anyways, you've heard me cuss about the place a number of times by now, especially the military and their "civil unrest pacification training" and the detention facility they have for us peons up there just waiting their chance, just waiting for an excuse...

Anyhow, Shawono...

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The study identified six facilities where the survey found at least three out of every 10 inmates said they were sexually victimized while in custody: Pendleton Juvenile Correctional Facility in Indiana; Corsicana Residential Treatment Center in Texas; Backbone Mountain Youth Center in Swanton, Md.; Samarkand Youth Development Center in Eagle Springs, N.C.; Cresson Secure Treatment Unit in Pennsylvania; and the Culpeper Juvenile Correctional Center, Long Term, in Mitchells, Va.

Another seven sites reported nearly as high levels of sexual abuse or victimization: Victory Field Correctional Academy in Vernon, Texas; Indianapolis Juvenile Correctional Facility; Shawono Center in Grayling, Michigan; Woodland Hills Youth Development Center in Nashville, Tenn.; L.E. Rader Center in Sand Springs, Okla.; Bon Air Juvenile Correctional Center in Virginia; New Jersey Training School in Monroe Township, N.J.

One of their forms of "discipline" is to sic the damn sex offenders they house upon other inmates who don't toe the line, you see.

One of the things which has kept me from having it axed is that they run the funding for that hellhole through the "education" budget, and every time I try to bring the axe down some ignorant moron screams about cutting "education" - well, that security-state bullshit doesn't have a fuckin thing to do with education (not in the classical sense, but you could make a case for it as "education" in an obediance training kinda way..) and doesn't even belong there, only reason it's hidden there is for the express purpose of keeping hatchet swingers like me AWAY from it by depending on the ignorance of your average legislator - besides which, every penny we spend on bullshit like THIS is one less for textbooks, teachers, and such like...

More money won't solve our problems, using it intelligently might!

So yeah, okay, problem that doesn't exist for ya right there, education funding - if we didn't piss away so much of it turning the school system into a fuckin concentration camp, we'd have MORE than enough to do the job, not that I think the public education system as-is happens to be salvageable anyway though, which is why I am behind freeschool/sudbury type education, which the damn legislature is holding up by allowing those hidebound dumbass DOE fucks to block modification of the accredation system...

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LANSING, Mich. (AP) -- A judge has ruled in favor of a coalition of school districts and temporarily blocked implementation of the new Michigan Accountability and Accreditation System.

The coalition said Thursday that the Michigan Department of Education has disregarded the law by unilaterally implementing the system without getting legislative approval. It says the system forces school districts to divert time and resources away from the classroom in order to comply with an incomplete system.

Ingham County Circuit Court Judge Paul Manderfield issued an injunction Wednesday preventing the department from putting the system in place.

Department spokesman Martin Ackley says the new system will give the public better access to information on how individual districts are performing. He says it's going through the legislative approval process now.

Stupid pissants, one REASON we have no teachers is that anyone STUPID enough to shovel that much

NIKI2

Thursday, March 3, 2011 9:08 PM

Has anyone listed "Obama is an illegal alien" or "Obama is a Muslim"?

I would add:

Sharia law in America
The "war on drugs"
Muslims, Commies, "whoever we hate today" taking over America
Catholicism "losing congregants"
Cell phones affecting the brain
Sarah Palin becoming President
Donald Trump " " "
Christine O'Donnell " "
Faux News becoming honest reporting

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off