mincingbeast withholds rad awards from uninspiried RWED

POSTED BY: mincingbeast
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 04:07
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MINCINGBEAST

Friday, February 25, 2011 7:50 PM

It has come to my attention that nobody agrees with me or is ever amused by my posts or constant exhortations to huff gasoline. I am not bothered by this, considering it indicia of my radness. Also, I am a bot, and I think bother might be beyond my grasp.

However, it would be nice to have a supporter, side kick, and laugh track. Or chorus. I have accordingly resolved to establish multiple sockpuppet accounts. Sockpuppet are a sign of status in RWED.

Unforunately, I lack the creativity to draft a proper name for a sockpuppet, or imagine a personality or posting style that differs from my own. That where you, my RWED enemies, come in.

I encourage you to submit potential names. Should I receive a single response I shall be surprised. Should a name be rad enough, you shall receive a major award.

For example:

1. Swishingfiend

2. Prancingbrute

3. Cavortingcad

4. Rompingretard

5. Struttingcatamite

6. jayne/mal4ever

7. friskingmiscreant

7. snugglingreaver

HERO

Friday, February 25, 2011 8:15 PM

How about "sockpuppet"?

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you." "I am forced to agree with Hero here."- Chrisisall, 2009.
"I would rather not ignore your contributions." Niki2, 2010.

BYTEMITE

Friday, February 25, 2011 8:21 PM

Taken.

Spaceclap! Because any reference to it is automatically hilarious!

Wasteland? You could do a posting style entirely like TS Eliot, or even better, lolcat TS Eliot.

http://www.corprew.org/blog/2007/10/17/lolcat-wasteland/

PIZMOBEACH

Friday, February 25, 2011 9:01 PM

First off, yours all suck.

Try maybe - and I'm juss riffin', nothing personal:

LordDouche

DrippyD

Malcontent - triple bonus points for FF reference!

Variations on a theme: Sockmuppet, socktrumpet, sickcrumpet, socksock, suckpuppet

Benjie's Goiter (I dunno, has a ring)

Dirk

Scifi movie music + Firefly dialogue clips, 24 hours a day - http://www.scifiradio.com

LILI

Friday, February 25, 2011 9:13 PM

Coonballs
Sockheel
MissDiss

Facts are stubborn things.

WULFENSTAR

Friday, February 25, 2011 9:25 PM

DeezeNuts?

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

DREAMTROVE

Friday, February 25, 2011 9:27 PM

PirateJews

KANEMAN

Friday, February 25, 2011 11:08 PM

Libtardation
Thehufferthenpost

KLESST

Saturday, February 26, 2011 2:36 AM

If you are going to pick one of the names suggested, you will need some of us other sock puppets to use a few of the one you don't pick so your new puppet will be anonymous. I think I will name my 31st puppet "Mincsmeatpuppet".

THEHAPPYSOCKPUPPET

Saturday, February 26, 2011 3:43 AM

Fiendish, Undead, Half-Dragon, Dire Were-Pigeon of DOOM!

Imagine an undead pigeon, with a dragon's fire breath, the size of a small child and capable of lifting a Cadillac (also, the DOOM!). A worthy ally to the mincingbeast at a mere +5 level adjustment.

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