TSA covers air travelers in urine
POSTED BY: piratenews
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 5, 2025 22:30
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Originally posted by piratenews:
BREAKING NEWS!
Frem just beat a TSA screener to death with his peg leg.
News at 11.
LMFAO...
Actually I won't even go IN the airport now, cause I make the machines go crazy anyway - and I recall mentioning when these goons did yank a guys leg and threaten to hit him with it it...
My custom designed mechanical leg unit is connected via an iceross gel sleeve with a mechanical pin lock of a sort you're only going to unlatch if you know how - it would take a goddamn hydraulic press to remove it from me without consent, mind you.
No to mention I'd not at ALL be above horribly embarrassing and humiliating a TSA agent by coming onto them in response to a patdown of this nature...
"Hey, ain't you gonna kiss me first ?
OOoh, touch me like you love me baby!
Oh yeah, right there, no, back up a little...
You know I like it cold and impersonal, honey!
Ohhh Yeaaahhh!!
Aww, that's all you got for me you wimp ?
Hey, wait, where you goin, don't you wanna cuddle ?!"
Trust me, hitting them would be far, far more merciful than what I am likely to do when really peeved at em.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindRape
-Frem
I do not serve the Blind God.
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“And every time I tried to tell them about my medical condition, *they said they didn’t need to know about that.”
* This is moron-in-a-uniform speak for " we're in charge, you're just the cattle, stfu, don't tell us how to do our job".
Folks, this is only going to get unbelievably worse, through out the holiday travel season.
" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "
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This one made me tear up.
Young Boy Strip Searched.
--Can't Take (my gorram) Sky
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Originally posted by canttakesky:
We should just start a thread for archiving TSA horror stories. More and more are coming.
Can't Take (my gorram) Sky
TSA retaliates with work slowdown to delay travelers and stop airlines:
TSA admits placing cocaine in woman's luggage:
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CTS, that video is SO wrong, but that's what happens when we can't profile. Not only is it a waste of time, it keeps moderate Muslims from being so pissed at their extreme couterparts.
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TSA removes pants from man with leg implant on his 50th wedding anniversary, screaming "I HAVE POWER, I HAVE POWER!":
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Quote:Racial profiling is a waste of time--lots of false positives. It is also dangerous--lots of false negatives.
Originally posted by kaneman:
CTS, that video is SO wrong, but that's what happens when we can't profile. Not only is it a waste of time, it keeps moderate Muslims from being so pissed at their extreme couterparts.
Behavior profiling isn't either. Let's limit our strip searches to people with shifty, beady eyes.
--Can't Take (my gorram) Sky
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Some air travelers are getting PISSED :
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article26886.htm
'...Back in the USA, the legal volleys have begun. Two weeks ago, the Electronic Privacy Information Center, a public interest research center, filed a lawsuit in federal court against the Department of Homeland Security. The suit alleges violations of the Fourth Amendment, the Privacy Act, the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, the Video Voyeurism Prevention Act and the Administrative Procedure Act (which calls for public hearings).'
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They're not budging.
Pat Downs Stay Put.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2010-11-17-tsa-pat-downs_N.htm
--Can't Take (my gorram) Sky
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Funny thing about that, other than, as usual, the "rules" don't apply to the dickheads writing them...
From an editorial posted in the Public Education Thread...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jonathan-kim/rethink-interview-cevin-s_b
_439460.html
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The only hope for change would be if Zero Tolerance policies could be applied to teachers and administrators. Reform generally comes when extensive abuse of bad policy reaches people in power. McCarthy wasn't stopped until he accused the army of harboring communists. The Salem witch trials didn't end until the governor's wife was implicated. I would argue that if people are serious about ending Zero Tolerance, they should demand more of it such that it applies to everyone working at schools and even parents. I am certain this would work, but it would be an ugly process.
Well, yeah, obviously... which is why you won't see our so-called leaders making too much of an issue about this bullshit, you see.
Cause THEY don't have to put up with it, only us peons.
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20101119/14485711948/why-congress-isn
t-so-concerned-with-tsa-nude-scans-gropes-they-get-to-skip-them.shtml
I call this bullshit neo-feudalism for a REASON, people.
ETA: Looks like one of the Geekfarm concepts has gone live, which is lookin good for my wallet, cause I get a cut of that...
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/underwear-invention-protects-pri
vacy-at-airport/19727966
The Geekfarm variant has a large cartoon bomb instead of a fig leaf or praying hands.
-Frem
I do not serve the Blind God.
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