In a fight between Jubal Early and The Operative... Who do you think would win?
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UPDATED: Wednesday, August 24, 2011 08:16
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I imagine they'd talk each other to death, but I give the advantage to the Operative, ultimately, if only because he'd get frustrated and annoyed and shoot.
OPERATIVE: We're making better worlds. All of them, better worlds.
JUBAL: Who?
OPERATIVE: The Alliance.
JUBAL: The lions? If you heard me roar you'd think I was one of them.
OPERATIVE: What?
JUBAL: I like the quality of things. Three dimensional things. They're heavy. Solid. Multi-dimensional.
OPERATIVE: Huh?
JUBAL: Maybe you'll find your moment. Everybody has a moment. You just need to wait to find it.
OPERATIVE: Whuh--?!?
JUBAL: Tell me, Operative, have you ever been raped?
OPERATIVE: What the what? (beat) Oh, to hell with this!!!
The Operative shoots Jubal in the neck.
JUBAL: Did I make you angry?
OPERATIVE: Do you know what your sin is?
JUBAL: Sin, sin, original sin. Interesting thing about original sin. Woman brought it on man, but only woman can make life. Does that seem right to you?
The Operative stabs Jubal.
JUBAL: Gack!
As Jubal dies, The Operative wipes his brow and looks around.
OPERATIVE: Gee, I hope I don't come off as that pompous and talk-talk-talky.
The Operative falls on his sword, just to be safe.
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LOL. That was good> *snicker*
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Bwahaha! Good one.
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Nice one Gwek.
That was awesome!
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@GWEK-LOL, spot on!!
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Use Mal as the measuring stick.
Jubal beat up Mal and knocked him out quickly
The Operative had some trouble doing the same, in fact was closer to a even match.
Jubal would bitch slap the operative.
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I love it. It's like wiping your ass with silk.
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Quote:
Originally posted by two:
An assassin with many kills versus a bounty hunter who brings criminals in alive? The Operative wins, Jubal Early dies.
Does that seem right to you ?
Yeah, it does.
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Originally posted by meatpuppet42:
Use Mal as the measuring stick.
Jubal beat up Mal and knocked him out quickly
The Operative had some trouble doing the same, in fact was closer to a even match.
Jubal would bitch slap the operative.
I submit that Mal is a flawed measuring stick (although this does bring up a wrinkle).
Sure, Jubal knocks Mal out quickly... but he also ambushes Mal and has a HUGE advantage.
(I'm assuming the this theoretical fight would be relatively fair, with neither side having a huge advantage... or else The Operative can just have one of the ships in his armada blow Jubal out of the sky!)
Mal is not a great measure because his strength ISN'T fighting. He actually kinda sucks at it. His strength is in fighting back and/or taking a beating.
By stunning Mal, Jubal doesn't fight him at his "best" (as the Operative does, twice).
If Jubal can take out The Operative quickly, he wins. If he can't, though, I still think the Operative has a big advantage.
Jubal might, as you say, bitch slap the Operative. But then he'd start talking and give the Operative opening after opening to exploit. :) Heck, if Simon had the stones, Jubal would be dead.
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The operative hands down.
Jubal doesn't think enough, and he appears to be mildly insane. On the other hand, the Operative is a great strategist and comes very close to actually defeating Mal.
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