213 things Skippy can't do.
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UPDATED: Saturday, July 24, 2004 00:07
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Hilarious for ex-military types and those with a twisted sense of humor(or humour for our friends who speak altered English).
www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.
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Okay. I'm not even through the first 100 and already I'm rolling. One of my favorites just for the fact that he actually did it:
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52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.
I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!
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Blue food coloring... gotta try that one.
Is it wrong to laugh myself psychotic and consider this a 'to-do' list ?
-frem
diefuxdie
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I think my dad may have done some of these during his time. A few of them sound familiar. I'm passing this link on to him.
His stripes were attached with velcro because my mom got sick of sewing them on eveytime they were ripped off.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Originally posted by liz:
heehee
Okay, I'm not sure if its still polite netiquette, or if all the cool kids have stopped doing it, but
ROTFLMFAO
"I threw up on your bed"
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Spidermonkey and I found this list before our deployment and actually used it as a checklist for OUR deployment. We managed to get about 187 of them and add a few of our own.
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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."
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That's some funny *censored* and I ain't even in the military.
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MAJOR: Do you see these stripes? What does three up and three down signify to you?
ADRIAN CRONAUER: End of an inning?
(from "Good Morning, Vietman." Seemed appropriate)
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