Chelsea Handler Kosher Sex Tape - It's No Joke!

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UPDATED: Tuesday, September 21, 2010 03:35
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PIRATENEWS

Monday, September 20, 2010 10:38 PM

This VHS tape was her OFFICIAL talent portfolio given to all her potential jewish managers and agents... That explains how a worn out old whore got a crappy TV show.

Quote:

Jewish Radar Online bangs out kosher sex tape

During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance", Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the cum shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point.

Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

When reached for comment Wednesday afternoon by RadarOnline.com, Chelsea’s rep Steven Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit."

“Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs,” the source continues.

He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show Wednesday night, and she did. Chelsea, looking very agitated, said she made the tape when she was 23, and added, "I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I'm a comedienne, and I've been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years!"

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-chelsea-handle
r-sex-tape-its-no-joke

Those jews are so classy!

Probably leaked on purpose to salvage her sagging career.

EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea Handler’s Sidekick Starring In X-Rated Film!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/exclusive-chelsea-handle
rs-sidekick-starring-x-rated-film

The downfall of Amerika is almost complete. (evil laff)

See also:

California Gurls give it up for kosher kingpins
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=45182

WHOZIT

Monday, September 20, 2010 10:47 PM

Who is this woman? Should I care, should I be caring about this? Who hasn't made a sex tape? I bet Betty White has made a sex tape

Those arn't boobs, they're lies! - Stewie Griffin

PIRATENEWS

Monday, September 20, 2010 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by whozit:

Who is this woman? Should I care, should I be caring about this? Who hasn't made a sex tape? I bet Betty White has made a sex tape

So that's how Betty White kept her sagging career going so long!

Dirty dirty whore!

A drunken jewish whore under arrest. Very classy lady.

Quote:
Handler grew up in the suburban town of Livingston, New Jersey.[4] The youngest of six children, she was raised in Reform Judaism by her Mormon mother Sylvia and Jewish father Melvin.[2][4][5] Handler has said that while growing up, she felt like an outsider, telling a reporter, "We lived in this nice Jewish neighborhood...Everyone had Mercedes and Jaguars, and I was going to school in a Pinto."[6] At age 19, Handler moved from New Jersey to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career, and two years later she decided to become a stand-up comic after telling her story about a DUI to a class of other offenders, who found her story funny...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Handler

BYTEMITE

Monday, September 20, 2010 11:12 PM

My brain is under attack from horrifying images of depravity and eighty year old women getting it on.

"Be careful with my replacement hip!"

D:

Whyyyyyyyy

WHOZIT

Monday, September 20, 2010 11:13 PM

I went to her shows website, she's the hostess of a show no one watch's, on a network few people know is on their cable box. Motana Fishburns sex tape is a bigger deal.

Those arn't boobs, they're lies! - Stewie Griffin

MINCINGBEAST

Monday, September 20, 2010 11:15 PM

I suspect that Handler's sex tape will be funnier, and provoke more laughs, than any of her jokes.

For the subject of women and comedy, see generally Christopher Hitchens, Why Women Aren't Funny

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701