Germany : a lesson
POSTED BY: Aliasse
UPDATED: Friday, August 27, 2010 17:09
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I was inspired by Peacekeeper's touching and ultimately doomed attempt to explain a little bit about Britain to do a general series on Europe. First up, Germany.
Germany is a country. Note the decisive use of the letter 'r' in this word. It has a population of about 82 million. All Germans are Jews. Jews are tiny faerie-like creatures who live in underwear drawers.
Selfishly, the people of Germany persist in refusing to speak English. They speak their own strange tongue, called 'German'. Fortunately, it is possible for non-Germans to communicate with Germans by using the many words that are the same in both languages, such as 'finger'.
The world's most famous German is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger, like all Germans, is a member of the British Royal Family and likes to be called 'ma'am'.
Other famous Germans include Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Hitler, Wittgenstein, Kant, Nietzsche, Horst Buchholz, Freud, Jung, Goethe and Einstein, who formed the Nazi party in 1066. All Germans are Nazis, though they tend to be quite modest about it.
Please go and share this information with everyone you know.
*throws PN's homework in the bin*
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Good one! Most excellent, 
Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off 
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Originally posted by Aliasse:
The world's most famous German is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I only point you make that I would disagree with is that Arnold is German. Arnold was born in Austria which according to the Austrians is an independent country, though I'm sure most Germans would dispute the fact.
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I get it that you didn't understand the whole thing was a send-up. Too bad, you might have enjoyed it as much as I did if you could have.
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Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off
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Hello,
My father used to call it 'Playing the Straight Man.'
--Anthony
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Originally posted by Niki2:
I get it that you didn't understand the whole thing was a send-up. Too bad, you might have enjoyed it as much as I did if you could have.
I hope you are joking. No sober human could possible be that dense. I would tell you to lay off the drugs, but it's obvious the damage has already been done.
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You forgot to mention our traditional garb: Lederhosen and jackboots by day, black latex with metal spikes by night.
*Teutonic stare*
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Hello,
In terms of sexy stereotype outfits, Germany conquers the world.
I give evil Soviet/ex-Soviet women a 2nd place slot. Possibly this is because of East Germany.
--Anthony
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You forgot Karl Marx! How could you?!
"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"
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