How would you put Simon and Kaylee together?
POSTED BY: Professor
UPDATED: Monday, July 19, 2004 22:36
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There seems to be a movement on the site to get Kaylee and Simon together at some point, either in the movie (hopefully trilogy of movies) or in a new TV series. The problem with Kaylee and Simon is that although they like each other well enough they come from different worlds and they want to be in different worlds. Kaylee chose to be on Serenity and absolutely loves it, Simon would rather be on a core planet as a successful doctor. Combine that with Simon's sense of what's right, and respect and it looks like a no win situation.
What event could change the situation? Death of River brings them closer, without having to save his sister Simon has a decision to make- could it be Kaylee? In an iminate danger situation Simon desides being proper isn't worth it and makes love to Kaylee, Kaylee get's pregnant?
Let me know what you think
- Professor's fiance
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Death of Jayne?
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How would I get them together?
Creative use of duct tape and bandages. 
H
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The crew is doing a job on a notorious gambling moon. Kaylee goes undercover as a sexy bar wench in the casino. Simon pretends to be a wealthy gambler.
What Kaylee doesn't know is that all new bar maids must have sex with a wealthy gambler or they get fired. Simon volunteers, he doesn't have a choice. He is bashfull and red faced as he leads Kaylee into a dark room. They come back in five minutes. Simon is smiling but Kaylee doesn't look to happy.
"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."
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Originally posted by Succatash:
Kaylee goes undercover as a sexy bar wench in the casino.
What Kaylee must have sex with a wealthy gambler or they get fired.
"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."
I like these elements of the plan

Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."
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Quote:as nice as that would be, too many people love Jayne. (he does come a long way in the few episodes we did get.) Anyways, i do not see it as being necessary.
Originally posted by PurpleBelly:
Death of Jayne?
I think if Mal had not awakened them the way he did in Jaynestown, i think that their relationship would be much farther along. Simon needs to relax and truly accept that he is part of the crew. He has already started down that path, and hopefully in the movie he will not be such an outsider. as long as they are on Serenity, they have a chance to have a working relationship. River is getting better and she and Kaylee are close anyway... but it's like trying to date the single father of a sick child. it's not impossible, but it's certainly not easy. He likes her alot, you can tell in Jaynestown. they will meet halfway, i mean they don't have to be sleeping together to be a couple (at least in my world -- hollywood tends to see it differently). to conclude this long-winded fantasy, until things are settled with River and Blue Hands, nothing could be truly settled w/Simon and Kaylee. But as long as they are on Serenity, Kaylee and Simon will be stuck with each other and enjoying each other's company.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
How would I get them together?
Creative use of duct tape and bandages.
H
Don't forget the superglue.
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Simon and Kaylee have to come together slowly, that is what has been the problem Kaylee has rushed Simon in the past (because he is moving awful slow) and Simon gets uncombertable and says/does something boneheaded.
I think if they give it time they will get together, probably Simon and Kaylee alone and Simon will blurt out "I love you" or something and then try to take it back or say something really bad to cover.
With Hope because love is nothing without hope.
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Depending on how they write things in the movie;
If they are just meeting in the movie, then I see a scene where they get separated, after narrowing escaping with their lives. Things progress as they hide out.
If they have known each other, as they do in the series: It will be more gradual, but he was on the verge on saying it when Book made his ill-timed walk through the hallway. I think Simon wants to say it, and would, given they have at least 10 minutes of quiet time. I see him saying it while she works on the engines, so she isn't looking at him, to make him nervous. I see her banging her head on the engine in surprise and looking up, stunned. Then she pulls him down.
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i love the duct tape idea. put some on simon's mouth so he wouldn't say anything dumb and there you go.(except for the fact that it would greatly hinder other uses for his mouth)
hmmmm maybe a freak accident where simon and jayne briefly (or not so briefly for kaylee's sake) switch testosterone levels or whatever it is so that Simon just loses control! (but in a good way) 
have a firefreakin'flytastic day
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