CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #23
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Sunday, August 1, 2010 03:59
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Wash: Go on, kiss and make up.
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If you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices. The scary part is that if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
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Wash: Jayne, I think it's time for a shave and a haircut, I mean, look at what I just found in your beard!
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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CONGRATZ, REAVER! Another brilliant cap for the win.
WASH: That was quite a bang on the head. How many fingers am I holding up?
JAYNE: That's no finger. That's -- a pickle??? Hah. Gimme that. Can't fool me.
bun
'twas nice and crunchy.
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WASH: Talk to the Dinosaur, 'cause the face ain't listening!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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asarian, you're killin' me
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SAFETY OFF; FULLY LOADED: THIS HERE'S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER
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bun
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Wash: "You know what always cheers me up? PEZ, from my favourite dino-dispenser. Come on, you know you want some!"
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Wash: "I'm on the scene with the mastermind behind yet another failed smuggling run; tell me, how does this make you feel?"
(Holds out dino-toy)
Man: "Wash, don't make me hurt you."
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Wash: Reach for the sky, dirtbag!
"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"
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WASH: Merchandising, merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! (Presses T-Rex belly) "Ha ha Ha! Mine is an evil laugh... Now die!" The kids will love this one!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!!
the princess bun
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