My heart goes out to the rest of the world....

POSTED BY: kaneman
UPDATED: Monday, July 5, 2010 19:20
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KANEMAN

Sunday, June 27, 2010 8:21 PM

I'm sitting here on my deck over looking the lake and my thoughts began to wonder a bit(It may have something to do with the beers I enjoyed) I feel sorry for the rest of the world. See, I live in the greatest country the world has ever known. It's not the fact that we are the strongest, wealthiest, and best looking. We can go to any grocery store and have more varieties of food in one isle than most countries have collectively. We have Oranges from Florida, Beef from Texas, lettuce from California all year long. Seeing we are not a tiny island nation(Great Britain) we have resources that are unrivaled...Not only are we the only nation on earth that can feed itself we also feed many other people, showing our humanitarian greatness. We dominate every real sport on earth...Boxing, Football, Baseball, Basketball, and lawn darts.
So, what is my point? well I'm beginning to feel bad that people around the world don't, can't, and will never have the ability to have the confidence and self respect we Americans have. It's almost sad. It's kind of like trying to explain to an eleven yr. old what it's like to be an adult...there is a disconnect.

Other Americans here will know what I mean. I wish you could all be Americans. My heart goes out to those that are not......Living in a land with so much greatness can be very taxing

DREAMTROVE

Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:36 PM

Taxes are a fairly major issue. I wonder sometimes. This country has a lot of plusses, but some minuses as well. But feel comforted in this: most of them actually do know what its like to be an american. I have travelled a fair amount, and most of the movers and shakers you meet have lived here at some point.

Anyway, there are some pretty nice places out there.

CHRISISALL

Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
I wish you could all be Americans. My heart goes out to those that are not

How very Americentrically sweet of you, K!

Personally, I thank the Lords Of Kobol for every Reeses Big Cup I eat. Only here, man.
Only here.

The laughing Chrisisall

MAGONSDAUGHTER

Monday, June 28, 2010 12:12 AM

Ah the greatest on earth...and I was just talking about your ego.

CHRISISALL

Monday, June 28, 2010 12:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Magonsdaughter:
Ah the greatest on earth...and I was just talking about your ego.

Not ME? Right? You must mean the K-man...

The laughing Chrisisall

PIRATENEWS

Monday, June 28, 2010 12:36 AM

Somebody's been smokin too much Frankenreefer, probably full of paraquat and PCP.

Much of the world pays $10-cents/gallon for gas...full service.

Much of the world has no speed limits, no traffic lights, no redlight scameras, no speed traps, no traffic court, with instant death penalty for any cop who writes a traffic ticket.

Much of the world don't arrest 30% of its citizens every year.

Much of the world deports illegal aliens.

Much of the world don't export their own jobs.

Much of the world has no GMO foods to cause Crohns Disease.

Much of the world has no MSG, high fructose corn syrup and freakish fats to cause 75% of its citizens to be fat and ugly as birth control.

Much of the world has no fluoride in water and beverages to cause cancer and mind control.

Much of the world don't inject its babies with 35 deadly poisons.

Much of the world don't genocide 2% of its own citizens every year.

Much of the world don't invade innocent nations to genocide millions of innocent people.

Much of the world don't pay enemy soldiers to attack its own troops.

Much of the world don't grow opium and cocaine, or force psy meds on 90% of its people.

Much of the world don't give 80% of its own oil away to foreign nations.

Much of the world has no income tax.

Much of the world has no sales tax.

Much of the world has no property tax.

Much of the world has banks that charge no interest.

Much of the world don't have private jew banksters counterfeiting all money then loaning it to the govt at interest, to steal 100% of income taxes.

Much of the world don't have its leaders performing ritual human sacrifice to a 50-foot-tall idol of Satan and running around nekked holding each others penises as they urinate in public.

Much of the world don't hijack their own airliners and bomb their own skyscrapers, then blame an innocent nation to start wars, just like Adolf Hitler.

Much of the world don't fake science fiction moon landings, while genociding millions of people in foreign nations, and importing heroin in 10,000s of corpses of its own soldiers.

Much of the world don't bomb, machine gun, burn down and slaughter entire churches of its own citizens.

Much of the world don't kill their own leaders on live TV.

Much of the world don't nuke its own citizens 1,050 times.

Other than that, USA is a picture of health.

Now go drink your beer, watch your porn, and STFU.

Or Big Brother will kill you.

MAGONSDAUGHTER

Monday, June 28, 2010 2:59 AM

Clowns to the left of me, clowns to the right...
Stuck in the middle again

AURAPTOR

Monday, June 28, 2010 3:12 AM

What separates this country from the rest of the world isn't natural resources, but

Freedom

&

a strong work ethic

Those 2 things combine to allow for near limitless potential.

MAGONSDAUGHTER

Monday, June 28, 2010 4:07 AM

When I was at school, the kid who went around telling everyone how great he/she was, usually had problems at home.

Anyways, time to post THE map again.

MINCINGBEAST

Monday, June 28, 2010 4:29 AM

The World According to America Map is the most accurate map I have ever seen! It could be improved upon, however, if we cut out the left and west coast, colored them pink, and wrote "here be homos." For serious.

Also, if I were not American, I would absolutely hate America. Hell, I am American, and I hated America until Obama was elected. Now I'm only indifferent to it, though I do dig the puritan work ethic.

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