Mr Universe marries a 'REAL' woman
POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 9, 2010 19:45
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Bah, I'm actually not interested in romance or relationships at all, to the point that I turn down every date offer or advance I've been the recipient of, so admittedly I may not have the best advice.
But I do care about gender equality. And that means both cutting the men some slack in some areas, and promoting women where they're behind in others.
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Bytemite, I really do hope you ARE happy. Really.
I also hope that you aren't avoiding having any kind of serious relationship out of fear. That would be ...sad. I could be wrong (and frequently am!) but I keep getting this feeling that you are proud of not being in relationships because it makes you special and maybe even admired in your own social circle for demonstraiting such restraint. I understand you prefer to go your own way and in your own manner. To me it just seems like you are missing out on one of the few truly great things about being human (and there ain't a lot of things). To me a shared orgasm is as close as I'LL ever get to standing on equal ground with the gods and it truly puzzles me why anyone would choose to continually pass up such an experience...It's like going your whole life without seeing a sunset or a great movie or taking a bubble bath... sucha missed opportunity to experience something so strange... and... wonderous...
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Squick. Fluid swap. Do you know why no one has ever successfully invented a cerebrospinal liquor exchange machine? Because it's extraordinarily messy, and the survival rate is quite low.
Nah, a relationship would be too much hassle, and slightly irritating/nauseating. I much prefer being on my own than having someone in my damn space all the time. It's a choice I made, back when I was five, and I've never looked back once.
That, and any potential relationship would compromise my security. Look through my papers. Turn me over to The Hunters. Or worse, they'd press the idiot button, and I'd have to abort the self-destruct sequence. Do you know how annoying that is? Loud damn claxons going off, make me near deaf, I'd turn the sound off if that didn't run the chance that it might someday actually BE a do-gooder.
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So what did happen when you were five that made you decide not to feel?
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Originally posted by Bytemite:
I have it on good authority that GUYS actually like chocolate too.
That "good authority" is lying to you. I still have twix and milky way's sitting in my pantry from halloween. I can burn through red vines and lemon heads though.
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Says YOU, chocolate hater!
Actually, I don't eat much chocolate myself since I went vegan. Someone I know is a big licorice fan, so we usually have some around. I'm fairly non-discriminatory when it comes to candy, though I do have my preferences.
EDIT: Can I have your milky ways? :o It's blasphemy they haven't been eaten yet.
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Originally posted by Bytemite:
EDIT: Can I have your milky ways? :o It's blasphemy they haven't been eaten yet.
Sure. Stop by this weekend. It sounds like I'll be hosting Firefly watching night on Sunday.
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