I swallowed a... bug.

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Thursday, April 29, 2010 01:17
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CHRISISALL

Thursday, April 29, 2010 1:06 AM

Ever do that? I did once, just walkin' around. Gorram thing invaded my oral orifice like to make me choke. It ended up dissolving in my gastric juices instead.
Gross.

The laughing Chrisisall

OUT2THEBLACK

Thursday, April 29, 2010 1:13 AM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Ever do that? I did once, just walkin' around. Gorram thing invaded my oral orifice like to make me choke. It ended up dissolving in my gastric juices instead.
Gross.

Grasshopper leapt off a tomato plant once , landed on my lower lip...That was odd !

Then , another time , I opened a can of peas , nuked it , and started chowing...Yup , grasshopper again !

Just the other day , a smaller beetle tried to fly in , like the Falcon in ESB , only the other way 'round...I saw him buzzing in , and caught him 'fore he got past the teeth...Pfftooey ! Spat him the other direction 'fore he could blink !

CHRISISALL

Thursday, April 29, 2010 1:17 AM

Gorram frelling insects!
What kind of evolutionary crap is that?
Are these OLD insects on a final mission??

The laughing Chrisisall