The Sereni-Tree: How to Steer In Hyperspace, and Other Observations
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Monday, October 25, 2021 19:28
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NO!
Ervin I appreciate you're help, but there will be no drunk flying!
*takes a running start and pushes Ervin out of the pilot seat
You take a nap, I'll drive.
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At Mai's push, Ervin falls out of the pilot seat. He is snoring by the time he hits the deck.
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*the shuttle continues to sprial out of control and the ground continues to rise faster towards the cockpit window.
Oh, God Oh God I'm gonna die with a Yeti!
Excuse me great maker of miracles I COULD USE A BIT OF HELP NOW! HELPFUL HELP!!!!
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After another hour of praying and screaming for help the shuttle begins to shake a bit and then level out. Instead of the inevitable crash and burn Mai and Ervin land very softly in a dark and very expensive forest!
"Ervin, wake up! We've got some adventuring to do!"
*they leave the shuttle and begin walking through the forest as they walk they notice that one tree at the far end of the path seems a little strange. In fact, it is not a tree at all, but a ship that looks like a tree house in a tree!!!!
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*Explodes a few small moons. The subsequent shock wave pushes the thread into a higher orbit.
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Acquisitions Officer - SereniTREE 
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RAT! Stop blowing up poor innocent planets! I don't think anyone who escaped Rukus has forgiven you yet! (**OOC:or, at least, I think it was Rukus)
**jake7 turns to TRM**
We have got to take away his ability to blow things up! Or at least find a way to limit how many planets or moons he can hit at one time...
Meanwhile, have you got a bearing on where Mai went?
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Mai and Ervin approach the ship and knock on the door. There is a whirring sound and a mechanical voice comes from a loud speaker "HALT! Who goes there?! You must enter the correct password to enter! You have ONE try!"
At the same time a security camera opens it's eye and glares at the pair standing a bit dumbfounded outside something that looks nearly identical to the TreeShip they inhabit.
"Ummm... password, right....purple ice cream?"
They take a step back in anticpation of an answer from inside.
"Erv, buddy this looks a lot like home, but it sure doesn't feel like it. Something is off here."
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The door opens, the smell of Spam fills the air.
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Acquisitions Officer - SereniTREE
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"Hi Rat! Wow this is so strange we just left the tree and somehow we've ended up right back here. I know I'm bad at navigation, but I'm pretty sure we headed straight out and didn't turn around. Are you guys following us?"
Rat smiles and nods, but doesn't answer.
"Cat got your tongue?" 
"Seriously what's going on here? We are on an important mission to find our long lost crew and...:
*Suddenly others appear at the door along with Rat all looking ALMOST identical to the Sereni-Tree crew.
"Ervin! RUN! It's the evil twins!!!!!"
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After running for what seems likes months on end...
Ervin and Mai find themselves the mouth of a great hidey cave in the dark and very expensive forest.
"quick lets get in here before the e.t.'s catch up to us."
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