The Sereni-Tree: How to Steer In Hyperspace, and Other Observations
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Monday, October 25, 2021 19:28
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TheRealMe waves at the departing shuttle.
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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So, TRM, knowing Mai's penchant for getting into trouble, shouldn't we follow her?
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Yet another MaiQuest?
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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Sure is quiet out here. Maybe I should've brought along some help. At least the flight is going well. Thank FSM for the autopilot. Hmmm... I don't really know where to start looking. Lots of buttons...
*hits the big green RANDOM DESTINATION button
*strange light flickers as though the stars are getting closer and and closer. Within a few minutes and a bit of a rattle and thump the shuttle lands.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
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As Mai steps outside the shuttle, the sky is filling up with several dozen huge yellow chunky slablike somethings.
A voice from nowhere in particular says:
"This is Muroidea Rattus norvegicus of the Gelactic Hyperspace Planning Council, As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Gelaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less then two minutes. Thank you."
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Acquisitions Officer - SereniTREE 
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*quickly dives back into the shuttle and tries to remember where the keys are
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
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*snort*
"Don't forget your towel!"
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Yet another MaiQuest?
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
Yep. I just have that feeling...
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Oh right I don't need keys!
*punches a few buttons and the shuttle take off again. fter only a few minutes back in the air a loud siren begins and a warning blares over the speakers *OUTER HULL HAS BEEN DAMAGED BY PLANETARY DEBRIS LAND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. OUTER HULL HAS BEEN DAMAGED ...
*screams AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ok, now would be a really good time to have a qualified pilot appear out of nowhere?
*continues screaming...
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
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"Too loud!!" a voice says behind the screaming Mai. She turns to see a huge muscled form covered in white fur. It is one of the yeti, unsteady on its feet and holding a pitcher half full of green beer. It takes another swig. "Ervin can drive!" It squeezes into the pilot seat and pushes buttons at random. Then it shoves the throttle forward as the shuttle leaps ahead. Mai is thrown backward due to the high acceleration.
Bleary yellow eyes try to focus on Mai, as a large smile reveals fangs. "Ervin learn to drive by playing Vice City!"
It flips a switch, and 80's rock fills the shuttle.
Ervin, drunken yeti
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