Cheney Suffers Heart Attack Number Five
POSTED BY: Kwicko
UPDATED: Saturday, February 27, 2010 20:31
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Gino, that story is HYSTERICAL!!! 
And Chris, yes, it's hard to remember the tenants of buddhism when it comes to "people" (I use the term advisedly) like him, isn't it?
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Mine go back and forth. I'm pretty sure it's just random neural firings while unconscious or critical, nothing "positive" or "negative" and nothing to do with life experiences or beliefs.
Kind of like dreams. It's not like mean or greedy people just have bad dreams, just like not all nice people have good dreams.
Can't lucid dream when you're unconscious, unfortunately. :( I have more influence when it's regular sleep.
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Maybe the bastard is getting called up from the minors ?
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Ok, at this point Cheney is just rubbing it in.
The Zombie has a heart attack about as often as another person would get the hiccups, and they don't seem to affect him much worse.
Meanwhile, Andy Hallet's and Britney Murphy's hearts simply stop. 
He probably has heart attacks just to goad the "liburulz" into saying insensitive things in public. And hey, it's working. 
Every time Cheney has a "heart attack", his handlers at Haliburton simply have to raise him again.
Hopefully, this will shut him up for about a week before he starts making more televised speeches bitching about Obama's anti-torture stance, or whatever.
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"The Zombie has a heart attack about as often as another person would get the hiccups, and they don't seem to affect him much worse."
WELLLllllll... what you DON'T know - and I got this from a reliable source almost fifth-hand - is that every time Cheney has another one, they just pop a new heart in ! Just like that ! They have a whole wing of young males with compatible tissue types and they keep 'em locked up as spare parts. And, well, other things. But I won't go into that.
But ANYway, it's not true that Cheney is heartless. B/c, as you see, he's got lots of heart ! AND - he's young at heart, too !
OK - now that I got that weirdness and those lame groaners out of my system, I can go on like normal.
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He has Atrial Fibrillation and Arrhythmia. Heart attacks are part of the territory.
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Originally posted by rue:
"The Zombie has a heart attack about as often as another person would get the hiccups, and they don't seem to affect him much worse."
WELLLllllll... what you DON'T know - and I got this from a reliable source almost fifth-hand - is that every time Cheney has another one, they just pop a new heart in ! Just like that ! They have a whole wing of young males with compatible tissue types and they keep 'em locked up as spare parts. And, well, other things. But I won't go into that.
But ANYway, it's not true that Cheney is heartless. B/c, as you see, he's got lots of heart ! AND - he's young at heart, too !
OK - now that I got that weirdness and those lame groaners out of my system, I can go on like normal.
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God damn it, Rue - Now you've sent PN off on an entirely new tangent!
And Byte: Looks like he's got that territory pretty well mapped about now.
And Gino: I LOL'd. A lot.
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Posted by Rahl MacLaren:
The Zombie has a heart attack about as often as another person would get the hiccups, and they don't seem to affect him much worse.
Meanwhile, Andy Hallet's and Britney Murphy's hearts simply stop.
There ain't no justice, ya know?
Mike
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- Oscar Wilde
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I find myself a bit surprised that he has the required bit of anatomy for this to be a problem.
-F
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I just wish Cheney didn't have health insurance....
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Originally posted by SignyM:
I just wish Cheney didn't have health insurance....
I hope he does
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