The Sereni-Tree: How to Steer In Hyperspace, and Other Observations
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
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Ervin looks puzzled for a moment, then gives a big toothy (fangy?) grin. "Oh, when yeti male goes to life and death fight, yeti gets certain smell. Is musk that makes Ervin lucky with ladies!"
At that, one of the female yeti comes to snuggle with Ervin.
"Ha!" Ervin says. "See! Lichna likes! Maybe Soul and Safe get lucky too."
Lichna whispers in Ervin's ear.
Ervin seems surprised. "BOTH male? Oh."
One of the other yeti yells at Ervin.
"Oh, friends, Ervin must go. Must carve up big haunch of meat. Since T-Rexes start taking over This Land, we yeti been hunting them."
Ervin, Yeti
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Somehow, I don't think chlorine will help this smell go away.
**she ponders a moment**
How are we going to get this smell out of the common area?
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Comes back from the pool completely clothed and dripping wet. That was a bad idea. Now I'm wet and smelly. And sober... 
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
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"Soul, you cheater!"
"Phasing ...mutter...mutter... Well, let's see, apart from my unusual and unexplained arrival here, last time I checked, I couldn't phase. Swimming in the pool is out as it has the undesirable outcome of sobriety."
Safe draws more styrofoam beads from the ruined bean bag chair around him.
"Dammit, where is a vat of Fabreeze when one needs it?"
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Spring 2010
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**An idea suddenly occurs to jake7. She runs over to the kitchen pantry and digs furiously through the cabinets. A shriek of joy emits from her mouth**
We have tomato juice, and a lot of it!!
Yee ha! Bath time!!
**She grabs a couple of cans and heads for her room**
Back in a bit
**To herself she mutters**
It works on skunk...I really hope this works on Yeti stench!
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Ooh that is a fantastic idea! You are a genius!
Bloody Mary's!!!!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
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**jake7 comes out of her tomato juice bath and once dressed, looks in the mirror to comb her wet hair. She stops dead in her tracks and stares at the mirror in horror**
My hair! It's RED!!!
**It's also then, that she notices the slight reddish tinge to her skin**
GORAMMIT!!
**she quickly strips back down and heads back into the shower to try to scrub the color off**
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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*finally clean and shiny again Mai decides to use the rest of the tomato juice to make yummy drinks.
Perhaps we need more than just cake to keep us going? Anyone know how to cook?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
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While the others clean up,, Safe replaces the water in the hot tub (There is a hot tub, right? Seems to me I remember there being one.) with tomato juice and soaks in the tomatoy goodness.
Although now he has a sudden craving for Ritz crackers and to talk about himself in the third person... strange...
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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."
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