Imponderables: Life, Sex & Pizza are all dictated by the stars

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Thursday, January 28, 2010 03:31
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CHRISISALL

Sunday, January 10, 2010 5:33 AM

The very matter that makes up stars makes up US! Our evolution makes us HORNY. Pizza makes us live a full, rich life.
GOOD pizza, at any rate.

Thoughts?

The mozarella Chrisisall

TRAVELER

Sunday, January 10, 2010 11:48 PM

I don't know if evolution makes us horny. There are creatures that die in order to reproduce. How many humans do you know would face death for a one night stand?

Now pizza I agree with. On the eighth day God invented the napkin to clean the pizza of his beard.

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BORIS

Monday, January 11, 2010 5:18 AM

I'm rarely horny, and I'm also more excited about pizza than I am about sex...does that mean I'm de-volved or evolved?...

CHRISISALL

Monday, January 11, 2010 5:27 AM

Pizza, GOOD pizza, is a survival necessity. Sex (GOOD sex) is an elective course.

The laughing Chrisisall

BORIS

Monday, January 11, 2010 10:51 AM

I love your analogy. Good pizza in my world is Sicilian Pizza made by my Sicilian Mama. homemade base with just a scattering of garden fresh tomatoes, Mozarella, some provolone, a few anchovies, and oloive oil and basil. Yummers...I hate that stuff you get from delivery pizza place: buried in what passes as sauce, overtopped with far too much stuff too much cheese ergville!
and if there's no pizza to be had, Scacciatta comes in as a good substitute: Pizza base used as pastry, put one layer down in the pan, top with traditional fillings of either potatoes and onions, cauliflower onion and cheese, or spinach and cheese. cover with remaining pastry, cook, eat, live. I love my heritage.

MSA

Monday, January 11, 2010 6:18 PM

Ok now I just want pizza...

Well that and enough money to stay home with my baby..( sorry really bad morning)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

JONGSSTRAW

Monday, January 11, 2010 6:33 PM

Pizza is like sex.
When it's good, it's real good.
When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

ZEEK

Monday, January 11, 2010 8:49 PM

The stars must hate me. I'm not getting my fair share of pizza or sex. Stupid stars.

MSA

Monday, January 11, 2010 9:13 PM

so what exactly constitutes a " fair share" anyway??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

ZEEK

Monday, January 11, 2010 9:23 PM

I'd eat pizza just about every day if I had my way. Stupid doctors and their "healthy diets".

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