CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #18
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 12, 2010 01:01
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SIMON explained what would happen if they dipped KAYLEE'S hand into warm water but he refused to demonstrate.
bun
first, do no harm
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Let's see how many votes we can muster.
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bumpy-bump
Get those last captions in, geniuses!
bun
heee
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Simon: I've tried everything to resuscitate her. Pulmonary stimulators with cardiac infusers. Even tried cortical electrodes. No neural response.
Book: What about holding a strawberry under her nose?
Simon: I didn't think of that.
[It was fresher in my mind last week.]
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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay
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Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:Quote:
Simon: I've tried everything to resuscitate her. Pulmonary stimulators with cardiac infusers. Even tried cortical electrodes. No neural response.
Book: What about holding a strawberry under her nose?
Simon: I didn't think of that.
[It was fresher in my mind last week.]
That's 'cuz ya got the punchline WRONG...
Sheesh, everybody knows it was,
" Uh, I forgot about that..."
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[mostly snark]Wow, NewOldBrownCoat, that makes a HUGE difference! You must have a super sense of humor. Here you haven't even posted your own caption yet, yet you somehow manage to find the time to critique mine. Brilliant! I have complete confidence that your caption will totally obliterate everyone's in this thread.[/mostly snark]
It's not like I was aiming for genuine gold; I can settle for pyrite. Besides there are some hi-larious ones in this thread. Good competition.
For anyone who cares or didn't get it, Simon was channeling Wash's line from "The Message".
Darn you, NOBC, you made me post again, which means I'm gonna have to think up another caption.
Simon: You feel like scrubing up?
Book: Oh my, yes!
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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay
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Book: Those are some Jedi mind tricks Kaylee's got there. She's perfected the floating spheroid.
Simon: What do you know about the Jedi?
Book: *whistles innocently*
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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bun
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Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:
[mostly snark]Wow, NewOldBrownCoat, that makes a HUGE difference! You must have a super sense of humor. Here you haven't even posted your own caption yet, yet you somehow manage to find the time to critique mine. Brilliant! I have complete confidence that your caption will totally obliterate everyone's in this thread.[/mostly snark]
It's not like I was aiming for genuine gold; I can settle for pyrite. Besides there are some hi-larious ones in this thread. Good competition.
For anyone who cares or didn't get it, Simon was channeling Wash's line from "The Message".
Darn you, NOBC, you made me post again, which means I'm gonna have to think up another caption.
Simon: You feel like scrubing up?
Book: Oh my, yes!
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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay
Din't mean to be causin' no trouble-- I was channelling Jayne's line in Ariel.
As to a brilliant caption of my own, this picture leaves me with nothin'... Ain't a complaint, just nothin' came to me.
Sorry if I hurt your feelin's. Wouldja like a cup of tea with wood alcohol in it? Finest beverage guaranteed to make you go blind...
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KAYLEE: Ooo! There's a black man in a red suit outside our boat, peeking into the window.
SIMON: Oh my! She must have hit her head harder than I thought.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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