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Two WHAT DO UOU DP FOR A LIVING?
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Quote:Your Royal Highness! KingEICHOLZ!
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
no i don't think you would lie about were your from
The comedy show "Action!" will teach you everything about honesty and integrity in Hollywood. Would I lie to you? Never! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206467/
To learn the valuable lessons, you need to download the torrent:
http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/93852441/action!?tab=summary
To speed the process, download ONLY the last file called 'Making of Featurette.avi'
You will know-it-all about Hollywood after watching that.
This is NOT Jewel. You can tell because there's no tattoo on her back.
The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf
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Well except for the fact that Jewel Staite is an attractive, successful, married actress, who lives so far from me, and I am a middle aged, not so attractive, man of limited intelligence with a low to medium income, I think there is a real chance between us. jk 
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If i were to post a pic like that of Jewel i would never hear the end of it is that fair?
to know me is to love me.
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Quote:Luv u. XOXO.
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
If i were to post a pic like that of Jewel i would never hear the end of it is that fair?
to know me is to love me.
It was unfair for your Summer Glau latex fetish photos to be sent to Troll Country. http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=15&t=40888
To avoid my being sent to Troll Country, Jewel's photo was edited. I think a pink square is tasteful and silly -- others might see pink as obscene. I may yet be declared a troll. I hope not.
River could say, "We're all natural storytellers, weaving narratives out of the confusion." - http://scienceblogs.com/cortex/2009/11/lying_and_creativity.php It's an article about MRI's, the brain, and creativity. Short version: if you're creative, your brain is childishly immature or brain-damaged. River's is both.
I'll write a creative narrative for three pictures taken at Creation's Salute to Serenity - Los Angeles, November 22, 2009:
1) Tudyk thinks he's a Superstar.
2) Jewel laughs at Tudyk, reminding him who's the Real Star.
3) Tudyk is chagrined.
1) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5024.htm
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2) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5021.htm
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3) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5027.htm
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The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf
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Were did you get the pics from?
it is what it is
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Quote:1) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5024.htm
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Were did you get the pics from?
it is what it is
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2) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5021.htm
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3) http://public.fotki.com/thenonnymouse/creations-salute-to/dscf5027.htm
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The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf
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Quote:I am a moving man, KingEICHOLZ. And that means it's story-time!
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Two WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
http://mdalton.deviantart.com/art/Kaylee-139238040
More personal information than it's right to know about me and Jewel. -->
I thought I was so clever when I told Jewel about this photo thread. I was Wrong...
Got a call from her. It was yesterday, Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving. Jewel was on the internet, searching for sales. She visited fireflyfans.net because of my big mouth.
"Two. What are you doing to me, smart-ass?" Jewel was not happy. She was sitting at the computer, looking at the nude photo of herself. I said that it's an obvious fake. She said it was not. Well, the background is fake, but she really did pose. She was offended that I trimmed off her shapely legs. She is quite proud of them. I told her the legs had to go because too much butt crack was showing for a child-safe environment.
Then she gets to the Creation Salute to Serenity pictures. "They make me look... chunky."
I explained that my intentions were honorable. That made no difference to her.
"I don't know you," Jewel said. She can be ice-cold. It is scary.
I said, "I'm confused." I didn't think any of the pictures of Jewel were that bad.
"I don't want to know you anymore." Jewel is making herself very clear. I'm getting chills.
Time for me to beg for mercy in a whiny voice. "What can I do to undo what I've done?" I'm good at grovelling. I have had much practice.
Jewel closes the trap on me. She is syrupy sweet. "Come to the old house and pack my ceramics. I know you're careful. You won't break my stuff."
Jewel has bought a new house. She has to move a thousand little porcelain doggies, bunnies, kitties, ponies, polar bears, unicorns, and Pegasuses. She loves unicorns and Pegasuses. (Fans: give her a ceramic Pegasus - same as her tattoo. Please, no more fresh strawberries, which drive her crazy.)
Row after row of these shiny porcelain critters sit on shelf after glass shelf in display cases with mirror backs and spotlights everywhere. You go blind when the lights are on. I'll need a quarter ton of wrapping paper for packing.
"I will be there to pack, Jewel. Happy now?"
"Very."
I feel safe, but forgiveness doesn't come so cheaply. I have stepped into Jewel's diabolical two part trap. She must have got the idea from a "Saw" movie. Jewel says, "Oh, I saw you at lunch with *****. You're two-timing *******, you sly dog."
I feel dread in my gut. Jewel tells me when and where she saw me and *****. I'm as good as dead. She reminds me that, as an ugly guy, I'm lucky to have one woman. To have two is greedy. I see myself as an alpha male. Jewel does not. She certainly knows how to deflate my self-image.
Jewel continues so bright and cheerful. And evil. "You know, with a phone call I could destroy your sex life. Not that I ever would."
I am beaten. My manhood shrinks in full retreat. Women form a loose sisterhood that enforces monogamy, but some of the sisters will take a bribe. "What more do I do to buy your silence?" My voice is getting trembling and squeaky -- I'm a eunuch.
Very cheery, she says, "Come to the new house and unpack what you pack... And bring two bottles of wine to celebrate afterward!"
If anything breaks during the move, I am in a world of trouble with Jewel. I better get bushel baskets of styrofoam peanuts.
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Jewel loves petite, pink, ceramic Pegasuses, just like her tattoo. Strawberries give her the shudders because she's not Kaylee. Remember that, Fans, when buying her a gift!
My quote for the day:
"It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great."
Havelock Ellis, English sexual psychologist (1859 - 1939)
http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38791.
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Well at least i got you to say your storys are fake but try keeping them more real no way is she going to let you in her house.
it is what it is.
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Quote:"Bah!" said ScroogeEICHOLZ, "Humbug!" Since you can't believe in Santa Claus, KingEICHOLZ, you are getting no Christmas presents this year. Buy your own gifts. And Jewel does prefer pink porcelain Pegasus tattoos to strawberries.
Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Well at least i got you to say your storys are fake but try keeping them more real no way is she going to let you in her house.
it is what it is.
Down with KingEICHOLZ.
Jewel votes NO to KingEICHOLZ !!
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