Seinfeld jew pees on Jesus, hilarity ensues
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UPDATED: Monday, April 13, 2026 20:39
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I think more likely you'll be put on some fluffy white pillows in a wooden box...
Not quite the arrangement we have lined up. ;)
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Originally posted by Storymark:
Heh... suuuuuuure. Just keep telling yourself that.
(Case in point, while I was quite snarky - the only way you could claim what I wrote was "luncay" is if you agree with PN.... which puts you clearly into the "psycho-dipshit" club)
Don't know what you mean by "luncay".
Do you ?
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Wow, I thought the stuff before was funny, but you really are one of those guys who has to fixate on typos because they have nothing else of substance to say. Gotcha.
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
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Weren't you recently alleging that Ron Paul is a 'racist' , also ?
Wicked imaginings of your diseased mind , and then you spew it all up here in a public place...
Wow . Sad .
Sadder still that you haven't looked into the man's past, his statements, those that were published under his name, and his views.
If they're "wicked imaginings" of my "diseased mind", how did they end up published in Congressman Paul's newsletter?
What's sad is your inability to face reality about your "messiah".
And speaking of "wicked imaginings" from a "diseased mind", did you ever dig up that proof that I tried to have you banned? Did you ever come up with that "proof" that Obama's not a U.S. citizen?
Sad. A good word for you.
Mike
Let the wild rumpus start!
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Originally posted by OUT2THEBLACK:
Nope , Squick , only you and your kind are filled with every sort of uncleanness...A judgment has been entered against you , and the penalty is...Death . If you continue with your ANTI-CHRISTian ways , then you will also receive the Second Death...which signifies your everlasting destruction , your nothingness , and your resultant non-existence...See Revelation 20:14 and 21:8 .
I sense another Forsaken thread in the future.
Oooo, gee, I hope I make the list this time!
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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay
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Originally posted by Kwicko:
How does one substantiate a slander, anyway?
Preponderance of evidence.
That'd mean say, calling you a sarcastic asshole would be prettymuch able to rest on it's own merits.
Whereas calling me a debauched libertine wouldn't, libertine perhaps, but I don't think I quite make the cut for debauched??
*looks it up*
Oh, never mind, yeah that WOULD stick.
Basically stuff you actually DID which is injurious to a "respectable" reputation (THAT in and of itself being a matter of opinion!) would qualify as substantiated slander.
Course, they gotta *prove* it, don't ya know.
-Frem
"You summoned me..."
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Originally posted by RahlMaclaren:Quote:
Originally posted by OUT2THEBLACK:
Nope , Squick , only you and your kind are filled with every sort of uncleanness...A judgment has been entered against you , and the penalty is...Death . If you continue with your ANTI-CHRISTian ways , then you will also receive the Second Death...which signifies your everlasting destruction , your nothingness , and your resultant non-existence...See Revelation 20:14 and 21:8 .
I sense another Forsaken thread in the future.
Oooo, gee, I hope I make the list this time!
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Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay
I'm so forsaken I don't even care if I make the list. I have forsaken even the forsaken! :)
Mike
Let the wild rumpus start!
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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
How does one substantiate a slander, anyway?
Preponderance of evidence.
That'd mean say, calling you a sarcastic asshole would be prettymuch able to rest on it's own merits.
Whereas calling me a debauched libertine wouldn't, libertine perhaps, but I don't think I quite make the cut for debauched??
*looks it up*
Oh, never mind, yeah that WOULD stick.
Basically stuff you actually DID which is injurious to a "respectable" reputation (THAT in and of itself being a matter of opinion!) would qualify as substantiated slander.
Course, they gotta *prove* it, don't ya know.
-Frem
"You summoned me..."
Well, yeah, but if it's substantiated, it's not even a slander!
See, calling me a sarcastic asshole isn't a slander - it's just a statement of fact! Hell, it can't be slander if I've said it about myself, can it?
And "debauched"... by whose standards, again? And why would you or I care about their standards? I mean, the people setting the supposed "standards" of what's right and wrong in this country are also the very same people hiring Blackwater to shoot women and children, right? The same folk who are selling white phosphorous rounds to the Israelis, to fire into civilian areas and schools? THESE are the people we're supposed to listen to, because they hold themselves up as "christians"?
Two words: Fuck. That.
Mike
Let the wild rumpus start!
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