Seinfeld jew pees on Jesus, hilarity ensues
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UPDATED: Monday, April 13, 2026 20:39
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Larry David Blasted for 'Curb' Episode Where He Urinates on Jesus Painting
www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/10/28/catholic-league-blasts-larry-
david-curb-episode-urinates-jesus/
http://64.191.57.69/~texemarr/audio/4509.mp3
That's one reason I could never stand the jews on Seinfeld.
The Babylonian Iraqi "jewish" Talmud teaches jews that Jesus is now boiling in shit in Hell, after the rabbis killed him.
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Jewish youth are not influenced by their fellow Jew Gerald Seinfeld and Jewish Hollywood and Jewish TV. Rather the Jewish youth are learning to be doctors, lawyers, judges, politicians, and media moguls in order to control the stupid “goy.”
http://www.realzionistnews.com/?p=85
Jew explains why jews hate Christians
http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=34
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The Jews hate Jesus Christ because they do not like being in a position of “weakness.” For one to come to Jesus Christ he has to admit that he has sinned and in need of a Saviour and therefore must repent and correct his conduct. The Jews find this absolutely abhorrent. The Jews do not want a Saviour. They do not believe they have ever sinned. They do not see any need to repent of anything. The Jews simply abhor the idea of getting down on their knees.
Those amongst them, that is, the rabbis & their admirers, who are looking for a “messiah,” want him to be the conqueror of the nations and put them in charge of the world. There is no such thing as repentance in this their “messianic hope.” And this rabbinic “messianic hope” of conquering the Goyim, funnels down to the secular Jews who give tacit submission to the rabbis.
Jesus Christ was crucified by the Jews. This is an historical fact. For the Jewish leaders brought Jesus Christ to Pontius Pilate with trumped up charges of subversive teachings against the Romans - even when they heard Him say, “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s.” It is historical fact that Pilate wished to release Jesus Christ but the Jews insisted, “Crucify Him! Crucify Him! His blood be upon us and upon our children!”
Indeed every Jew who persists in his hatred of Jesus Christ, especially the “new enemies” of the Cross: The Jews of the ACLU; the Jews of the Neoconservative movement; the Jews who run the Media and Madison Avenue; the Jews who run Hollywood with their filth, their vile promotion of fornication, homosexuality, and lesbianism; the Jews who run the Federal Reserve Bank who had John F Kennedy assassinated for signing a bill to have Congress utilize their constitutional mandate to print money without interest; and so on and so forth ad infinitum - has the blood of Jesus Christ on his head and on the heads of his spoiled, pampered, haughty children.
NOW THAT THE JEWS HAVE DECIDED that they will “render unto Caesar the things that are of the Jews,” they must now have God render back unto them the things that are God’s. And what is that? His holy retribution which is at the very door…
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Doesn't the bible say that Jesus went to hell after he died?
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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Doesn't the bible say that Jesus went to hell after he died?
I'm sure it will after the jews get done rewriting it for the umpteenth time, especially with Obama signing the Kosher Pedophile Protection Act to ban the current Bible.
NIV Bible Calls Lucifer, "Jesus"
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/nivsatan.htm
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Originally posted by piratenews:Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Doesn't the bible say that Jesus went to hell after he died?
I'm sure it will after the jews get done rewriting it for the umpteenth time...
Well, y'know... since it was the Jews who wrote it the first time, I s'pose they've got the editing rights...
Oh, and by the way:
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The Apostles' Creed states that Jesus, "was crucified, dead, and buried. He descended into hell. The third day he rose again from the dead." The Athanasian Creed, speaking of Jesus, asserts, "Who suffered for our salvation, descended into hell, rose again the third day from the dead." Therefore, two of the three great ancient creeds affirm that Jesus "descended into hell" sometime between His crucifixion and resurrection.
So, yup, your dear and fluffy Jeebus went to hell. Guess that makes you a satanist!
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The Jews simply abhor the idea of getting down on their knees.
Whereas your average Baptist youth minister or Catholic priest just LOVES the idea of being down on his knees!
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PFFWWAAAAHHHH!
SPLOOOCH!!
OOOOHHH!! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
That's THREE keyboards you owe me, Kwicko!
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By the way, PN, that 'realjewnews' website? Here's a smattering of some of their OTHER articles:
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*** IS ALEX JONES LINKED TO ZIONIST JEW BRONFMAN? ***
3 Goals Of The New World Order Jews
3 Main Characters Of The Jewish Lobby
9/11 Zionist Articles
A CHRISTmas Hating Jew Is Foiled!
A Jew "Rothstein" Runs Homosexual TV
A Jewish Police State Is Coming
America Falls - Germany Rises
Antichrist Will Be A Jew!
Assassination Of President McKinley Was By Jews!
And that's just a few of them! They're listed alphabetically, and that list doesn't even go through the A's.
Nice to see who your friends really are, and who you take your marching (or goose-stepping) orders from.
Mike
Let the wild rumpus start!
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Originally posted by SignyM:
PFFWWAAAAHHHH!
SPLOOOCH!!
OOOOHHH!! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's THREE keyboards you owe me, Kwicko!
That's why you're called StickyNymph !
When you and Squick get together , fornication ensues...
Would be better that you incestuous twins had two neurons to rub together !
'...Hades (from Greek ᾍδης, Hadēs, originally Ἅιδης, Haidēs or Άΐδης, Aidēs, meaning "the unseen" [1][2]) refers both to the ancient Greek underworld, the abode of Hades, and to the god of the underworld. Hades in Homer referred just to the god; the genitive ᾍδου, Haidou, was an elision to denote locality: "[the house/dominion] of Hades". Eventually, the nominative, too, came to designate the abode of the dead...
...In Christian theology, the term hades refers to the abode of the dead, a parallel of Sheol that in English is also called Hell, where the dead await Judgment Day...'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hades
Yes , Jesus was acknowledged and recorded as having been to Hades , by Hellenized Hebrews , or in the Hebrew scriptures , its parallel , She'ol.
Dead...for days...unconscious , in the unseen , common grave of humankind...Satan was not there...
Squick , seems you're having spelling problems again , aside from your misreading of the Bible...Is it the dumbing-down influence of the StickyNymph , perchance ?
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My spelling's just fine, Out2Lunch. Pull your head out of your ass. Or out of your priest's crotch.
According to the bible, Jesus died and went to hell. Unless you're saying that the bible's full of shit, in which case we're in complete agreement.
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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Well, y'know... since it was the Jews who wrote it the first time, I s'pose they've got the editing rights...
Hebrews only recorded the Hebrew writings...
Hellenized former Hebrews who accepted the Christ recorded the 'New Testament' substantially in Greek , with small portions also available in Aramaic...
Actually , no person has the right to 'edit' the Scriptures...Those who do are sent to the 'Second Death' from which there is no return...
Nope , Squick , only you and your kind are filled with every sort of uncleanness...A judgment has been entered against you , and the penalty is...Death . If you continue with your ANTI-CHRISTian ways , then you will also receive the Second Death...which signifies your everlasting destruction , your nothingness , and your resultant non-existence...See Revelation 20:14 and 21:8 .
By the way , I haven't a 'priest' in any sense that you'd understand...
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Actually, in regards to Jesus and hell, I'm not a religious theologian, but Out2theBlack has a point.
It could be the idea of Jesus actually GOING somewhere after death is a poetic, literary embellishment. In the Hebrew, it could just be saying what it says, describing that Jesus was put in a grave (the literal translation of She'ol) for three days before rising again.
The Hebrews don't really have a word for our modern conception of hell. The closest thing they have to approximate the idea was a burning junkyard just outside of Jerusalem.
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