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Friday, November 6, 2009 12:54 AM

yes you are acting foolish.

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TWO
Friday, November 6, 2009 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
yes you are acting foolish.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

Einstein is on my side. Who's on yours, KingEICHOLZ?

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

Jewel and Toto
http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/38002.html

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Friday, November 6, 2009 2:28 AM

I am smarter then Einstein So whats your point?

i have a brain

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TWO
Friday, November 6, 2009 3:16 AM

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
I am smarter then Einstein So whats your point??

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown and KingEICHOLZ." - Carl Sagan

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 6, 2009 3:24 AM

Bozo was a geniuse as far as clowns go.

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TWO
Friday, November 6, 2009 3:30 AM

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
Bozo was a geniuse as far as clowns go.

“I had a dream where I was walking down the beach when I came upon a great big swollen KingEICHOLZ washed up upon the shore. I asked my Mommy if I could touch it. She said, 'No! The dumbness will rub off on you.' ” - Hawkeye Pierce from MASH

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity", where Wash lives, is at
www.fileden.com/files/2008/8/13/2048723/Serenity-190pages.pdf

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Friday, November 6, 2009 3:37 AM

That ones not even funny i know you can do better then that.

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TWO
Friday, November 6, 2009 3:48 AM

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
That ones not even funny i know you can do better then that.

Hawkeye Pierce was actually referring to Frank Burns, not KingEICHOLZ. But since you don't know who Burns is, you can't get the joke...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams (1957 - )

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Friday, November 6, 2009 3:56 AM

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to Euro Disney?

A: She saw a sign saying: "Euro Disney Left" so she went home.

Q: What did the blonde girl name her pet Zebra?

A: Spot.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: What does a blonde Owl say?

A: What, what?

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TWO
Friday, November 6, 2009 4:28 AM

http://community.livejournal.com/jstaite_daily/47513.html

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