Anybody know any Neilsen families they can bribe? : )

POSTED BY: kgreene
UPDATED: Sunday, November 17, 2002 00:34
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KGREENE

Friday, November 15, 2002 8:44 PM

We've got to find a few families in each market to boost those numbers. Grease a few palms and save our show!!

CARDIE

Saturday, November 16, 2002 12:52 AM

Nielsen families have to sign in blood that they won't tell anyone they are a Nielsen family, to prevent lobbying or bribes. So you juat have to cast a wide net among your friends and hope that some have boxes at home.

Cardie

BLUEHOOT

Saturday, November 16, 2002 4:59 AM

I actually know of one fam that said they were watching anyway...without lobbying.

I wish I was a jellyfish because jellyfish dont pay rent.

POSSESSION

Sunday, November 17, 2002 12:20 AM

Actually, I'm friends (online) with someone who works for the Neilsen ratings.

Captain Tight Pants
http://browncoats.cjb.net

HOBBES

Sunday, November 17, 2002 12:34 AM

So we bribe him and get the rating jumped a few points above the real

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