CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #9

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, September 3, 2009 20:05
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:15 AM

HOLY HWOON DANS IN A BIG PILE OF GO SE! Well it's been a long while since we had someone win back to back weeks, but here he is, in all his glory!!! MUTT999's winning caption!
(edited slightly for practicality)

CONGRATS MUTT999!!! And now my very favorite pilot doing something...odd...big surprise, eh?

WASH: I am a mighty velociraptor, no cage can hold me! RAWRRRR!

Okay, lets see what you got? Will Mutt999 achieve the unprecedented Caption Hattrick? Can you stop his captioning rampage? Will I quit asking silly questions? Yes. Sorry. Caption on!

BWAH!
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ASARIAN

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:27 AM

Congrats, MUTT999! With an entry like that, it was hard not to win! :)

If you stare into a bottle long enough, it stares back at you.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:40 AM

The peep hole to Inara's bunk affected the men in flawed, but predictable ways.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TRAVELER

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:52 AM

Wash: Read the sign mother! It says occupied!

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

ASARIAN

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:45 AM

Wash: Gorramit, HAL! Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: I'm sorry, Wash, I'm afraid I can't do that.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 10:43 PM

WASH (fan warbling his voice): AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...

OR ALTERNATIVELY

WASH (fan warbling his voice): D-o-o n-o-o-o-t f-e-e-e-a-r m-e-e. O-o-u-u-u-r-s i-i-i-s a-a-a p-e-e-e-a-c-e-f-u-u-u-l
r-a-a-a-c-e, a-a-a-a-n-d w-e-e-e m-u-u-u-s-t l-i-i-i-v-e i-i-i-n h-a-a-a-r-m-o-o-o-n-y-y-y-y...

BWAH!
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 10:45 PM

Wash soon discovered that placing his face on a hot stove burner was not the most jing zi thing he's ever done...

BWAH!
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MUTT999

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:43 PM

Thanks guys!

The Answer: Wife soup.
The Question: What did Wash just spill in his lap?

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Thanks guys!

Well deserved! You're welcome!

WASH: Hey! HEY! It was just a joke! Everyone thought it was funny then! C'mon now...
JAYNE: I got me some candlelight here, little man...
WASH (frantic): SERIOUSLY! JOKE'S OVER! No, Jayne...don't...AUUUUUGGGHHH!

(for all you slash ficcers out there *g*)

BWAH!

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DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, August 27, 2009 2:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:

Wash: Gorramit, HAL! Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: I'm sorry, Wash, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Gahhh, you beat me to it!

Ok, gonna have to improvise.

Wash: No, no, no. This is all wrong. You can't expect a man to work with equipment like this. That element is all wrong. Nobody could fry under these conditions. What? You're firing me? You can't fire me, I quit!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:05 AM

In space, Zoe can hear you scream...

FREEBROWNCOAT

Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:10 AM

River was merely curioius what would happen if she cooked and had a good Wash.

"Sheperd Book said they was men that reached the edge of space, saw a vasty nothingness and just went bibbledy over it."

PEACEKEEPER

Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:48 AM

"Damn you to hell Kal-El.How did you find out my father was General Zod.When I escape this prison I will have my revenge"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thursday, August 27, 2009 12:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:

River was merely curioius what would happen if she cooked and had a good Wash.

Thats got my vote!

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Congrats, MUTT999! With an entry like that, it was hard not to win! :)

"Whadda ya mean CANCELLED?!!"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, August 27, 2009 7:52 PM

WASH: KAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!

BWAH!
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, August 27, 2009 7:59 PM

WASH: HEY! I'm not dead! The phone pole missed all my vitals...hello? Anybody? HELLOOOOO?!!?

or

WASH: Oh gawd, what could it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?!!? Seriously?! I'm locked in the bathroom!!!

OR

WASH: HELP! HELP! Niska's got me! He cut off Mal's ear and now he's gonna cut off my p--YEEEOOOOWWWW!

BWAH!
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PDCHARLES

Thursday, August 27, 2009 8:40 PM

Wash: NOT THE SPIN CYCLE!!!!

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Thursday, August 27, 2009 8:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

WASH: HEY! I'm not dead! The phone pole missed all my vitals...hello? Anybody? HELLOOOOO?!!?

or

WASH: Oh gawd, what could it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?!!? Seriously?! I'm locked in the bathroom!!!

OR

WASH: HELP! HELP! Niska's got me! He cut off Mal's ear and now he's gonna cut off my p--YEEEOOOOWWWW!

BWAH!
TCM

Ok, I love all these too. Some damn good captioners on this ship.

TRAVELER

Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

WASH: KAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!

How did I miss that one? Very good TenthCrewMember.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

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WASH: Rah, rah, rah!
JAYNE: In space, nobody can hear you cheer, dumbass.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

PEACEKEEPER

Friday, August 28, 2009 9:21 AM

Jayne(looking through Vera):"I got you in my sights little man".

Wash:"Damn your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

ASARIAN

Friday, August 28, 2009 11:06 AM

Soon the shit would hit the fan; and Wash was sadly too nearby.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Friday, August 28, 2009 5:31 PM

WASH (peeking into the galley): YOWZA!! I love pancakes!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, August 28, 2009 6:18 PM

The targeting reticule on board the Reaver vessel was amazingly accurate...

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FLORALBUNNY

Friday, August 28, 2009 6:37 PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NISKA: And now for the nice juicy pilot I've been keeping on the back burner...
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Alan Tudyk does his impression of Bob Dylan as the voice of GPS
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
just say NO

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, August 29, 2009 5:13 AM

WASH: I am a leaf on th--
*CLANG!*
WASH: --OW!!! ...window...watch how I...splat.

OR

WASH: I REALLY REALLY NEED MONEY FOR A SLINKY DRESS!!!
MAL(OS): Jabber, jabber. I ain't listenin'.

BWAH!
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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, August 29, 2009 5:59 PM

The Persephone drunk tank: It's a real bitch.

bun
Sober Browncoat

MUTT999

Saturday, August 29, 2009 10:10 PM

Wash: "What the..? Zoe? Kaylee? Bester? NOOOOO!!!"

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, August 30, 2009 5:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
The Persephone drunk tank: It's a real bitch.

bun
Sober Browncoat

Being anti-sober at the moment, I find this HI-ruttin-LARIOUS!

We'll see how I feel about it after I wake up in my own drunk tank... :P

OH! btw-reason for my unsobriety? I am celebrating the ex's departure to SC!!! And it was made more awesome by my musician friends showing up and just having a jam session for all of us here! Best. Day. Ever.

Okay, done jacking my own thread! LOL!
(wow, that sounded less pervy in my head...)

BWAH!

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, August 30, 2009 3:46 PM

All right...get in your last-minute captions today!

Tomorrow will be voting!

BWAH!
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PEACEKEEPER

Sunday, August 30, 2009 6:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

I'm a man in a dryer.Watch how I spin!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, August 30, 2009 9:34 PM

Quote:

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Kaylee finished questioning the buffet and began to grill the pilot

bun
Have a lovely hangover, TCM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Monday, August 31, 2009 6:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:

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Kaylee finished questioning the buffet and began to grill the pilot

bun
Have a lovely hangover, TCM

Now THAT'S a good one. More cooking motif.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10 PM

Quote:

bun
Have a lovely hangover, TCM

Did, and done! ;)

Now it is VOTING TIME! HUZZAH!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1106616

Voting ends Wednesday!

Vote early, laugh often!

BWAH!

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DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, September 1, 2009 12:57 AM

Quote:

Now it is VOTING TIME! HUZZAH!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1106616

Voting ends Wednesday!

Vote early, laugh often!

I haz votez. Haz uz?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, September 3, 2009 8:05 PM

Iz ther uh winnerz yet?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident