CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #6
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 4, 2009 10:31
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GRR ARGH! This is going to be a tough week to come up with finalists! You all are ruttin' breakin' atmo with the humor here! Keep it up!
MAL(thinking): Thought Jayne said the lights "lift you up", not "slam you to the floor and mock you"...wow, I'm feeling all bendy suddenly...
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(a strange twist on Cunning's awesome post and something I had a character in an RPG do once...)
Mal(to Serenity):Oh yeah...you're a dirty girl aren't you? *caresses the ship* Yes, yes you are...
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**THUD!!**
Mal: Uhnnn...mystery meals...where does that get fun? *groan* Special hell, Shepherd. Special. Hell.
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After being captured by Reavers, Mal discovered, much to his chagrin, that they like waffles too.
BWAH! 
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Jayne thought it would be Hi-larious to super glue Mal to the deck
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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops
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Mal(in some pain)Inara--will---you---stop---yankin--my---Chain.
Inara(from below).You're the one left it dangling through the grid hole!!!.Shiny!!
Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!
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Ok, so I use this quote whenever something bad happens, even if it really doesn't apply, so I thought I would tag it with this picture.
Milk was a bad choice...
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People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do
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They say that the easiest way out of the maze is to keep your right hand against the wall. What do they say about floors?
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident
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MAL(thinking): Gorramit! I can almost see who the winner is for this week's Caption Tightpants!
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KAYLEE(OS): Cap'n, what're you playin' at?
MAL: SHHH! *whispers* I found those terrifyin' space monkeys that've been muckin' up the reactor core, I set a trap for 'em!
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After doing this last pratfall, Nathan regretted his choice in using his face to cushion the impact.
BWAH!
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MAL: Advice from an old tracker: If you want to find your contact lense, use your eyes.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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MAL(thinking): Why is it every time I kiss a girl, I end up on the floor? Hey! Is that my tooth down there?
BWAH!
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MAL: Note to self, when teaching River how to play Blackjack, explain the phrase "hit me" before hand...
Hey all! It's Saturday!!!
That means you have about 24 hours left
to try and top some of the truly inspired
captions this week! Then comes my choice
of finalists for the voting!
Good luck to everyone!
BWAH!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Nathan: If I'm out of phase, and can walk thru walls, why don't I fall thru the floor?
Joss: We'll have to get back to you on that, later.
(It's an old StarGate joke, but I couldn't resist.)
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