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POSTED BY: Mantichorus
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 15, 2004 13:04
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MANTICHORUS

Monday, June 14, 2004 3:44 PM

YODA: Problematic, my food is, hmm? Eh-heh, eh-heh.

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than." -Shindig.
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud." -Safe.

HOAGIE

Monday, June 14, 2004 4:04 PM

ok, this is probably going to get me some hate mail.

Gilligan is sitting on the beach, looking at the wreck of the SS Minnow. He holds a piece of engine. Skipper approaches

Skipper: Gilligan, what are you doing?
Gilligan: I'm sorry, Skipper. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did and I wasn't paying attention.
Skipper: (patiently) I cannot be having this from you right now. We got work to do. Dong-ma?
Gilligan: (re: the warped engine part)Catalyzer's broke. Gonna need a new one.
Skipper: There is no new one. We're on a deserted island. You gotta make do with what you got.
Gilligan: It's broke.
Skipper: Come on. This the part?
(Gilligan nods)
Well that don't hardly seem like nothing at all. Where does it go?
he shows him the spot in the engine.
Gilligan: Here. But it won't fit no more.
Skipper:Then you gotta figure a way to make it fit.
Gilligan: Tried. Sometimes a thing gets broke,can't be fixed.
Skipper: Engine don't turn without this?
Gilligan shakes his head "no."
Skipper: Engine don't turn, we don't get off this island. You wanna get off this island, don't you? Well so do I. Try again.

HOAGIE

Monday, June 14, 2004 8:39 PM

all sorts of wrong

Farquard: now, we are going to conduct this interrogation correctly
Gingerbread Man: D-don't kill me
Farquard: I'm not going to kill you, Gingerbread Man. I'm just going to crumble little bits of you until you tell me what i want to know
Gingerbread Man: NO! she's in the tall tower in the forest far away!
Farquard: aren't they supposed to teach you to withstand interrogation?! this is so dissapointing! i was gonna get a gumdrop button too!

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Tuesday, June 15, 2004 1:26 AM

Star Trek, TNG, 'The Best of Both Worlds':
As they are about to lead an away team to rescue Picard who's been captured by the Borg-

Worf: If it moves, shoot it.
Crusher: Unless it's the Captain!
Worf: ... Unless it's the Captain.

Angel:

Illyria: 'I travelled all of them as I pleased. I walked worlds of smoke, and half-truths, intangible. Worlds of torment and of unnameable beauty. Opaline towers as high as small moons. Glaciers that rippled with insensate lust.
I once spent 6 weeks on a world where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese.'

Farscape:

D'Argo: Doesn't the Delvian Sikh have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Za'an (holding a big gun): Quite specific. It is however somewhat wavier on the subject of kneecaps.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is *down*."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6

MANTICHORUS

Tuesday, June 15, 2004 12:28 PM

I was readin' a book of mine about James Bond last night, and found some good ideas for quotes...:

Serenity (originally Goldfinger):
LAWRENCE: "Do you expect me to talk?"
JAYNE: "Nope. I expect you to die."

The Train Job (originally OHMSS):
MAL (after pushing Crow through the engine): "He had a lot of guts."

War Stories (originally Goldfinger):
NISKA (while torturing Mal): "Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Reynolds, it may be your last."

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than." -Shindig.
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud." -Safe.

MANTICHORUS

Tuesday, June 15, 2004 12:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Star Trek, TNG, 'The Best of Both Worlds':
As they are about to lead an away team to rescue Picard who's been captured by the Borg-

Worf: If it moves, shoot it.
Crusher: Unless it's the Captain!
Worf: ... Unless it's the Captain.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is *down*."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6

I can imagine the look on Worf's face, too.

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than." -Shindig.
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud." -Safe.

MANTICHORUS

Tuesday, June 15, 2004 1:04 PM

For all Final Fantasy IX fans...:

Amarant (after Zidane's beaten him): "Now, finish me!"

Zidane shakes his head.

Zidane: "Mercy is the mark of a great man."

He pauses then jabs at Amarant with his sword.

Zidane:"Guess I'm just a good man."

Pauses then jabs at Amarant again. Amarant winces.

Zidane (grinning):"Well, I'm all right."

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"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than." -Shindig.
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"MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I'm very proud." -Safe.

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