CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 4.2

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, July 8, 2009 00:01
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 6:34 PM

Okay! First, nothing ever goes according to the gorram plan, so my apologies for being a day late here.

Now onto our winner for CT 4.1!!

Congratulations ORV for winning our inaugural return! That was a mighty fine caption!

Now onto week 2 with our namesake and the woman he loves to hate...or hates to love...or, oh hell, just caption away!

MAL: Is there blubber?
INARA: Only between the ears...

Okay, have at!

BWAH!
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TRAVELER

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 9:05 PM

Inara: Did you pay for that haircut?
Mal: There was a wobble-head doll exchanged.

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Traveler

MUTT999

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 1:30 AM

Mal: Really? An ice planet? No hands?
Inara: Really.

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MASTERJACKRYERSON

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 7:51 AM

Inara: Mal, you have a bald spot in the back of your head-
Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 9:22 AM

Mal: I wouldn't be standing back there if I were you.
Inara: Why?
Mal: I'm about to go for "hard burn"...

BWAH!
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PEACEKEEPER

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:21 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:23 AM

Inara--- So Jayne said he dreamt you were dressed in stockings and a basque!!!!

Mal---- In S-what?!!!

OUTERRIMVAGRANT

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

Congratulations ORV for winning our inaugural return! That was a mighty fine caption!

Cheers TCM. I'm glad to see this legendary contest back up and running. Been missing it something fierce.

Here are my contributions for the next round:

MAL: “Cow featus to the left of me, war buddy to the right, here I am stuck in the bazaar with you.”

Next up, some controversial chuckles….

MAL: “You do realise the man back there has been following us, ever since we arrived?"
INARA: “I know. He mentioned something about a five finger death punch? I told him my knowledge of sex and violence wasn’t that far advanced, and more your area of expertise!”

Or…

MAL: “Have the crew been playing pin-the-kick-me-sign-on-the-captain AGAIN?!”

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, July 5, 2009 5:00 AM

Mal: Did I just hear you say "Sexy Booty"?
Inara (blushing): Yeah...

Hey all! Last stop for this weeks entries! I'll be making selections and setting up the vote later today (7/5). Enter now! Enter often! ;)

BWAH!
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MASTERJACKRYERSON

Sunday, July 5, 2009 5:47 AM

Inara: So, you finally got that ponytail extension, huh?
Mal: Yeah, now you can play at my hair while space monkeys attack the engine room.

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