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VETERAN

Saturday, June 12, 2004 9:16 PM

Mal to Wash as the pro alliance mob is backing him, Jayne, and Zoe toward the cliff,

"Three to Beam up."

ANKHAGOGO

Saturday, June 12, 2004 10:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hoagie:
I was watching Lord of the Rings last night. this popped into my head and i couldn't stop laughing.

Frodo sits on the riverbank, looking at the Ring. Boromere approaches and draws his sword. Frodo jumps and turns around

Boromere: Do I have your attention?
Frodo: We're kind of going to extremes here,ain't we?
Boromere: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. And I think that oughta change.
Frodo: Do you think it's likely to?
Boromere: You got something you don't deserve.
Frodo:And it's brought me a galaxy a'fun I'm here to tell you.
Boromere: Six men came to kill me one time, and the best of them carried this. (He holds the sword out to Frodo) It's my very favorite sword.
Frodo: are you offering me a trade?
Boromere: A trade? Hell, it's theft! This is the best sword made by man or elf, and its got extreme sentimental value! It's miles more worthy'n what you got.
Frodo: Well, my days of not taking you
seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

I'm sorry. That didn't make me smile...

but it did make me laugh so loud that people in the next room came in to see what was so funny.

"Well personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon."

ANKHAGOGO

Saturday, June 12, 2004 10:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shiny:
Quote:
Originally posted by Ankhagogo:
Actually the whole exchange in The Message that Mal has with the Fed about the crate over the vid has always reminded me of the cellblock break in Star Wars. "We're all fine here -- how are you?"
I'd do it with Han Solo, but I can't remember anything but Mal's "Is it marked at all?"

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Here you go (idea courtesy of Ankhagogo....
LUKE: What do I do, Tantooine shadow puppets?

Yep, that's the one. Excellent, and bless your little heart!

Tatooine shadow puppets........ROFL!!!

"Well personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon."

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ILGREVEN

Sunday, June 13, 2004 3:31 AM

From the Princess Bride:

Westley as Roberts: All right, where is the poison? The battle of wits has be-

Zoe as Vizzini: That one.

Westley as Roberts: Huh?

Zoe as Vizzini: Oh, I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

As a counterpoint to Vizzini's actual speech, of course.

"Bye now. Have good sex!"

HOAGIE

Sunday, June 13, 2004 3:35 AM

last LOTR one, at least from me

the elves at Rivendel are handing the Fellowship Lanmus bread for their journey

Elf: These loaves of bread have just about everything you need: vitamins, protein, immunization boosters, last a family a bout a month. longer if they don't like their kids too well.

Sam is cooking rabbits on the mountain. Gollum lurks nearby. Sam brings a bowl to Frodo

Sam: you should really try to eat something, Mr. Frodo
Gollum: Smells like crotch
Sam: Gollum!
Gollum: well it does

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, June 13, 2004 6:41 AM

Everything was sooooo funny! I'll be awake tonight, thinking about movie lines. I hope to contribute to this madness!

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, June 13, 2004 6:45 AM

Okay, here's one:

Instead of Mal asking Inara if she kissed Saffron on the lips, he says "Why did they drive the chevy to the levy if the levy was dry???"

HEDGEMON

Sunday, June 13, 2004 9:05 PM

:Gollum is falling into Mount Doom:

Frodo: *looks down at Gollum, behind him to Sam, and back down to Gollum.* "Hunh."
----
HARRY POTTER And the Prisoner of Azkaban
:Harry is suffering the Dementor's Kiss on the train to Hogwarts.:

Hermione: Professor Lupin! We've got some local color happening, and a grand entrance wouldn't go amiss.
----
An' that's all I got fer now.

No, this must be what going mad feels like
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SHINY

Sunday, June 13, 2004 9:20 PM

I always felt this exchange belonged on "Twin Peaks":

SHERIFF TRUMAN
What'd he do?

AGENT COOPER
Who?

SHERIFF TRUMAN
The midget.

AGENT COOPER
Arson.
(beat)
Little man loooved fire.

[cut to bizarre shroom-induced hallucination with dream dwarf juggling flaming torches while talking backwards]

"I left my heart in Serenity Valley"

ANKHAGOGO

Monday, June 14, 2004 2:24 AM

Here,I got some more LOTR for ya:

Simon to the Blue Hands:
"Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps."

Jayne: "Reavers! Reavers on wings!"

Eowyn: "I'd make a good wife."
Aragorn: "I'd make a lousy husband. You got five whole days to figure that out."

Frodo: "Man can get a job, he might not look to hard at what that job is. But a man learns all the details of a quest like ours -- well, then he's got a choice."
Faramir: "I don't believe he does."

Faramir: "You've never heard of orcs?"
Sam: "Campfire stories -- creatures gone savage on the edge of Middle Earth."
Faramir: "They're not stories."
Sam: "If they catch us, what will happen?"
Faramir: "They'll take you to Sauron,who will steal the Ring and destroy the worlds of Men. And if you're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."

Grima: "Get ready to walk . I'll see to it that you never ride again."
Eowyn: "Actually that's not the way it works, Wormtongue. You've earned a black mark in the Rohan registry. No Rohirrim will ever lend you a horse again."

"Well personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon."