The return of CAPTION TIGHTPANTS!!!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, July 4, 2009 12:22
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Well, here I am! :P
That's right, after a far too long hiatus out into the black, I've returned to my second home in the 'verse and brought Caption Tightpants with me!
So welcome us back with some of your funniest captioning skills as we kick it off with a scene from the WORST MOVIE EVER...Sands of Oblivion...*shudders*
Adam: Caption Tightpants? So we're doing this again?
Morena: Looks like.
Other Guy *thinking*: I need a brown coat, a pistol and a spaceship...and some cannibals!...now THAT would make a good movie!
The "rules", as a reminder (or to newcomers!)
1) Enter as often as you like!
2) After 1 week (approx) I will select my favorite entries and then folks will vote for a winner!
3.14) I will post the winning entry with a new pic to be captioned!
#) I decide tie-breakers
f) Feel free to make suggestions (via email!) for future Caption Tightpants!
VI) No grenades! ;P
Okay crew, have at it!
BWAH! 
TCM
P.S. Really missed you all, thanks again to everyone who helped me through a really rough patch, glad to see folks are still flyin' out here!
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There has to be some decent writing around here someplace!?
(whistle) Here writers writers writers. Come here, where are you?
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As it turned out, even with the aid of three flashlights, they couldn't find a cohesive plot.
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Archeologist: "Could be Early Dynastic."
Morena: "I'm thinking Third Intermediate Period, maybe even Ptolemaic."
Adam (thinking): "Don't stare at butt crack, don't stare at butt crack...."
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Adam: "Morbid and creepifying I can deal with easy. But my next contract hasta do something about the Writers' Guild."
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"You can see it right here in this little crevice: the plot."
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"See? This is the statue in the town where I'm famous!"
"It says, 'Kindly do not open. It's monstrous.'"
"Yes, it's a child's top. But here, it's spooky."
"Man, do I miss Whedon!"
And the rest of the silly things this movie deserves.
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Adam: "Now, THESE people know how to order dead guys."
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Going for a ride.
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Adam *thinking*: Morena has him distracted. Now, if I sell all this stuff on the black market I can finally finance Serenity 2: The Wrath of Jayne. Gorrammit, I'm doing the Zach Braff daydream again.
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Archaeologist: Hmmm, here we have a mummy from the Ancient Egyptians. Looks to be a wonderful find.
Morena: And aren't these some of the Pharaoh's treasures? This could be one of the greatest fi-
Adam: Hey, isn't that the ambulance from "Ariel"?!?!
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