Jim Carry is gay

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PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:53 PM

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Originally posted by RiverDancer:
Methinks a definition of the word 'acting' is required?

Methinks a definition of "explicit" is required.

Unless he used a strap-on. Or his stunt man did.

CGI. That's what it was...

STORYMARK

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:54 PM

You retarded assumption that 1) It's porn, and 2) Playing a gay character makes an actor gay is what puts you in the idiot-dipshit category (in this instance - every post you ever make qualifies you in one way or another).

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:57 PM

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Originally posted by Storymark:
You retarded assumption that 1) It's porn, and 2) Playing a gay character makes an actor gay is what puts you in the idiot-dipshit category (in this instance - every post you ever make qualifies you in one way or another).

"Explicit" means he actually had a nude stiffy, and stuck it where the sun dont shine. Over and over. For 10 minutes. NOT under the blankets.

Yeah, "acting", that's what it was...

Or he's gay.

Which explains why he dumped or divorced all those hot women.

And the depression.

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He no longer takes Prozac or an other drug, but instead copes through spirituality. "I rarely drink coffee. I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful."

http://depression.about.com/od/famous/p/jimcarrey.htm

Maybe he was raped by the Catholic church?

Another Zionist Crawls Out In The Light
http://judicial-inc.biz/83nother_zionist_crawls_out_in_th.htm

"You had me at 'I'm Gay'."
-Rene Zellwegger, not Mrs Jim Carrey

STORYMARK

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:07 PM

No, it means 2 actors wearing modesty patches rubbed against each other - just like every other sex scene in hollywood movies, you moron.

There is no onscreen penetration. The orgasmic moment is amlost certainly just a close-up of Carey making a strange face from behind a dude. The only reason there's any shock is that's it's two well-known male actors. Otherwise, it won't be anything that hasn't been in a mainstream movie before.

Like I said, you can't tell the difference between a sex scene and actual porn. Either your a toddler, or you just have the mental capacity of one.

grow the fuck up, and try to get a clue, you sad, sad little looser.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by Storymark:
No, it means 2 actors wearing modesty patches rubbed against each other - just like every other sex scene in hollywood movies, you moron.

Many of those sex scenes are real, undercover. Only the simulation is simulated. THAT'S normal.

Or don't you know the secret about soap operas?

According to reviews by folks who actually watched it, it's so gay that not even Hollywood will touch it.

STORYMARK

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:18 PM

I've read several reviews for it, actually. Not only were they positive - none of them mentioned any graphic sex. Gee, you think that'd come up when reviewing a Jim Carrey movie.

But it didn't - because you are, as usual, full of shit.

It's rated R by the way. Name another "porn" that is.

I can't believe I let myself actually get into an argument with an idiot like you. Shoulda known better, you've never even formed a non-crazy thought.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

ECGORDON

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by piratenews:
"Explicit" means he actually had a nude stiffy, and stuck it where the sun dont shine. Over and over. For 10 minutes. NOT under the blankets.

If you really believe that Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor have sex on camera then you are a bigger idiot than everyone already knows you to be. Explicit is a subjective term. I'll bet that when you were watching "The Wire" when Herc caught the Mayor with his pants down, you thought that was his real hard-on that was shown. NOT!

KWICKO

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:26 PM

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Or don't you know the secret about soap operas?

Oh, christ - ANOTHER conspiracy theory!

Okay, what's "the secret" about soap operas? That they're real? They're really just surveillance tapes shot of actual peoples' lives?

Oh, and speaking of christ and gay... he was, you know. Didn't date women, hung out with dudes, loved robes and sandals and oils, had great abs... Jeebus was TOTALLY gay!

Mike

just lying smiling in the dark
shooting stars around your heart
dreams come bouncing in your head
pure and simple everytime
now you're crying in your sleep
i wish you'd never learnt to weep
don't sell the dreams you should be keeping
pure and simple everytime

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Storymark:
I've read several reviews for it, actually. Not only were they positive - none of them mentioned any graphic sex. Gee, you think that'd come up when reviewing a Jim Carrey movie.

But it didn't - because you are, as usual, full of shit.

It's rated R by the way. Name another "porn" that is.

The "regular reviews" censored the sex acts, as they are paid to do, in order trick suckers to watch it. BRING THE KIDS!

Reviewers may not have even watched it, just read other reviews or a press release.

On G4 network yesterday, G4 Underground showed real people having real sex, no simulation, while making their own porn for profit in their garage, on their motorcycle. That was 9pm EST, 5pm PST. Chick was very obese. Rated N for Nasty.

Jewish porn is a diabolical plot to destroy USA, trying to go mainstream. This gay movie was directed by a gay Jew.

Think of the 2-MILLION sexslaves in USA today, according to CIA, just counting the illegal aliens, not the Cathy O'Briens. Cathy wrote that it took a stungun to make her pose in Hustler, which is common for those girls.

The anoying (gay) "male enhancement" ads on TV are run by a gay Jewish porno kingpin. That junk will kill you.

Even Rupert Murdoch is a porno kingpin, publishing paper porn EVERY DAY. Plus online.
www.thesun.co.uk
www.page3.com

CHRISISALL

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by piratenews:
This gay movie was directed by a gay Jew.

Oh, now, since you say THAT....

The laughing Chrisisall

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