Imponderables: Saw Hell In A Dream
POSTED BY: nvghostrider
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 21:47
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Ponder: How do marketing people sleep at night?
Evidence: "Decorative jalapeño pepper design coordinates with any decor."
Reason I saw this: I love surfing the deals sites and I just had to see what a quesadilla maker is. Trust me it does not coordinate with any decor.
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Funny, I've thought the same thing about most everything advertized on TV. What about the gadget guy that DOES NOTHING BUT SCREAM AT YOU.
BUY THIS FUCKING THING SO I CAN STILL AFFORD DYE FOR MY HEAD AND BEARD. I ALREADY HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY BUT BUY THIS THING SO I CAN KEEP AFFORDING HOOKERS WHO LET ME...
Eewww.
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The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.
-Loretta Lynn
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At least his lies are slightly more concealed. You might actually believe that oxyclean can get out stains from a shirt soaked in ink and dried in the sun for 3 months. You'd have to be an idiot but at least they try pretty hard to pull it off.
Though I guess it all comes down to greed. If someone can fleece someone else out of money and live with themselves then they'll do it. They probably just convince themselves that a fool and his money are soon parted and they're just getting their piece.
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I've zoned out so much advertizement that it takes me seeing a commercial four or five times before it really grabs me. Even then I forget it in a short amount of time.
Like the gum commercial where the goat rams the dude in the guts to get him to spit out his old gum. I must have laughed at that commercial for two months before ever getting what it was for.
I've never been too well swayed by television commercials unless I was supremely hungry or really, REALLY wanted a beer.
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The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.
-Loretta Lynn
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Yeah I love how so many commercials never get the point across about what they're even advertising. Even some commercials that I like or find funny I can't remember what they're for.
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NV no I have not seen the Nutty Professor
Ok gotta lie down now... the throwing up has stopped and I am trying to keep it down
The shouty man annoys me
To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.
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Quote:Most of them don't have souls at all anymore Zeek, so I think they just lose consciousness at night. Or cease to exist, I'm not sure.
Originally posted by Zeek:
Ponder: How do marketing people sleep at night?
This summer it'll be 10 years since I started looking, and so far I've found one marketing guy who still has his soul and yet also has an impressive resume. And I'm not sharing him!
(Happy Birthday NVG!!)
~CK
You can't take the sky from me...
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SERENITY LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws confetti* whatever happened to her, it weren't nuthin big cuz after jumpstarting her we let her sit overnight and she still runs this mornin ^_^ and afternoon, and evening. teehee, i love my little firefly.
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Yay on your car:)
OK must lie down...I really need to keep this breakfast down To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.
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