Browncoat Bar & Grill - No worries you prudes, the Bartender found his pants!

POSTED BY: Kelkhil
UPDATED: Thursday, March 19, 2009 17:47
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STINKINGROSE

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 11:37 PM

VINDICATION!! The teachers were misinformed. My son did NOT drop trou and moon others! (WHEW...)

He *did* stick his wee bum way out and push somebody with it to get them to move, however, which is still a less than polite way to accomplish a goal.

Cute bum, but not in need of warming by application of manual maternal indignation.

This calls for a celebration!

I am now inventing a new drink in my head to commemorate. Somebody try this and let me know if it's any good.

Cheeky Monkey:

4oz shaved ice
1oz chocolate liqueur
1oz banana liqueur
1 ripe banana

Toss in blender and whirl until it's dizzy. Garnish with chocolate shavings.
Serve.

MSA

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 11:39 PM

oooh yummy virtual drinks.. those I can have:)
HUGS Rosie... I knew there had to be an explanation

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

STINKINGROSE

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 12:20 AM

Here's another one for you then, which you can recreate at home!

Take
1 little cup of lemon Italian ice
1 ripe banana
1/2 cup fresh strawberries
2 cups yogurt (with active cultures)
1 cup orange juice

toss in blender or food processor and let 'er rip until it's frothy.

mmm creamy fluffy healthy goodness.

I'm approximating there. I usually just toss a varied amount of that sort of stuff as my heart dictates and make a huge batch.

If your machine's up to it you can use frozen bananas for a more milkshake like drink.

(Eyeballs automated bartender until it pours and serves a perfect pint of Young's Double Chocolate Stout)

BRIGLAD

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:47 AM

Barkeep! A pint o' Guinness if you please...

I need it after yesterday.

Went on over to Fanfiction.net to post a chapter of Triad and one of their Google ads had a Trojan embedded. 'Puter got slammed hard. Firefox quit totally and IE only worked a little bit.

AVG anti-virus gave me a warning but didn't do a dang thing.

Tried to download a new Anti-virus program, paid my $49.95 on the CC and I couldn't download it... Applied for a refund, haven't seen it yet...

Got in the car, drove to wally world, bought defender pro for $30.00, installed and ran it. found all the little multiplying Trojans but couldn't remove them...

Back to square one. Did a few web searches and found a little program called Malwarebytes' Anti malware.

This program kicks Pi-gu!

In 40 minutes it cleared out the 70 infections I had on my system. ran it a second time and came up clean.

After all that, better make it two Guinness'

Brian

MSA

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 3:15 AM

mmmmmmmm that just became my breakfast of choice Rosie... I am pretty sure I can keep that down:)HUGS

I forgot this morning to say
Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh!

and for you Briglad
Pionta Guinness, le do thoil

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 10:57 AM

ooooh sounds like an awesome smoothie.

....i'm going to make an educated guess and say that means "Happy St Patrick's Day" MsA. it looks celtic :P *wishes she actually knew celtic...or welsh...or both*

barkeep, a caffeine IV to get me through this mornin ><;; (8 am class but the bf had to get up at quarter to six this morning, so naturally i've been up since then)

SOLARFLARE

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 11:40 AM

People who create computer viruses should be added to the list for the "special hell."

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:56 PM

uh oh does you have a virus? O_o and yes they should, the virus that destroyed my comp made me want to strangle somebody, preferably the person who created the damn thing -_-

BRIGLAD

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 2:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
uh oh does you have a virus? O_o and yes they should, the virus that destroyed my comp made me want to strangle somebody, preferably the person who created the damn thing -_-

See my post above...

By the way, that was the second time I've been hit with malicious code embedded in an ad at Fanfiction.net. Got hit just as hard about seven months ago.

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 2:28 PM

ouuuuuch ><;; sorry to hear that briglad. download adaware (or spybot, but apparently adaware's better), avg antivirus, and zone alarm firewall. i have the free versions and they work great for me. hope u can salvage it :\ (i had to reformat. sucked majorly)

MSA

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 3:42 PM

actually it means blessings of St Patrick on you

the other just means pint of guiness please:)

My gran is a transplant from a small village in Ireland (Bellanaleck) and she's big on us learning at least a bit of gaeilge:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

BRIGLAD

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 4:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
ouuuuuch ><;; sorry to hear that briglad. download adaware (or spybot, but apparently adaware's better), avg antivirus, and zone alarm firewall. i have the free versions and they work great for me. hope u can salvage it :\ (i had to reformat. sucked majorly)

Blew right through my AVG and my firewall. I now have a new program that has an integrated firewall and anti-virus. So far so good. and it updates itself several time a day.

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 4:29 PM

i was kinda close :P figured the B word meant something other than 'happy' but i couldn't quite tack it down. i want to go to ireland :\

briglad: nice ;)

GEE

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 4:29 PM

*wanders in surrounded by a cloud of dust*

Gah, cleaning does not agree with me, itchy, hives, allergic and only half done. Thought I'd stick my head in and say hi.

Part avoidance, part friendly. Must get on, found Magda today on facebook thanks to the photo thread, I'd participate but you know, look crap in photos and my drum kit is only really interesting to me!

Must get on....

Otherwise other half will kill me!

MSA

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 5:29 PM

have you got meds for the allergies??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 6:04 PM

-pop-

Might actually get more time on the comp today- mom's taking a nap, so she won't know exactly *when* I got on the comp, so I have the possibility of lying to get an extra hour or two, which I'm pleased about ^_^

-scatters cheer confetti all over the place, to take everyone's minds off of their respective problems-

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 6:13 PM

why dont u just get off before she wakes up?

or, if she's on a different floor or far enough away, coverin ur tracks is easy. have ur books ready, when u hear movement sign off/shut off and leap for the couch. (it's what I always did when i was grounded, never got caught)

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 6:15 PM

I don't know when she'll wake up, though, is the problem. I suppose I could just get off after an hour or so... that even sounds like the best idea! Thankee for giving me the idea ^_^

And as for the second plan, no good. Mom's bedroom is practically right next to mine (yes, I know, it sucks >_<)

GEE

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 7:16 PM

Yes msa, I have them, forgot to take this morning (I've got really lax recently, think cause my stomach's been crap for weeks so as generally not feeling good I've been neglecting to do what I can because it doesn't make that much difference, bad gee again) but have now.

More to do, think I might get there although now horribly behind on maths, shan't think of it until tomorrow!

maybe catch you all in a bit

*waves to flt and lf*

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 7:32 PM

good call.

well see then you can hear her practically the second she wakes up, more proximity the better the response time. it takes skillz :P blue skies

*waves back at Gee*

MSA

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 7:36 PM

yeah but you get caught and you might get grounded again... just show you can be trusted and you 'll get more trust

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 8:05 PM

Eh, true true... (hates trust issues) >_<

MSA

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 9:11 PM

yup you definitely don't want to give them any reason to think you'd lie to them... they'll just get waaaay stricter. That would be bad. HUGS

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 9:47 PM

Well, see, they already know I'm a lier. And I'm a pretty good one, too. So... yeah. And they're also both really honest people, which makes the whole thing worse

MSA

Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:00 AM

If I were you I'd point out you could have spent more time online and gone unnoticed but you didn't ...that might buy you some credit:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:09 AM

barkeep, some post-dinner eats plz *why am i still hungry??*

LEOPARDFLAN

Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:12 AM

Nah, they wouldn't believe me. Ah well, it was a thought...

And tex, that's because you didn't eat enough dinner, silly! :P

STINKINGROSE

Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:32 AM

Today's headline from my life:

6:35am CAR MEETS DEER!
"The day just kept getting better and better" Says driver.

Anybody want some souvenir deer hair stuck in my hood when the insurance agents are done looking at it?

(The deer had a little trouble getting up at first, but then ran off within five seconds. Car is has big dent.)

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, March 19, 2009 2:52 AM

deer are funny that way. same thing happened to my uncle's truck when he was driving his wife to the hospital to deliver their second child. deer kept going, left dent in hood. and some traces of hair.

car's still okay, right?

SOLARFLARE

Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:10 PM

Glad you're OK, though, Rose.

A buddy of mine hit a deer on the interstate several years ago. Flipped his car, but he did recover (after a few months). The deer was less fortunate...

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:30 PM

whoa, ive never heard of a deer flipping a car O_O

MSA

Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:00 PM

HUGS Rosie... I'm sorry are you ok? I'm sure that was very stressful

( could be worse though. I had a friend who bought his first new car and decided to show it off on a cross country trip. On the first leg of the trip his car was struck by lightening and the engine was fried so his insurance company did a brief investigation and sent him a check he bought a new car and started out again, on the second leg his car was struck by leaping deer and destroyed once again the insurance company investigates and cuts him a check for a new car he buys new car and...on the third leg of the trip a huge storm hits and sends a giant tree crashing into his car totaling it... insurance company with much grumbling begrudgingly writes him yet another check. Now none of us will ride with him as we believe he has offended mother nature and is a target of doom)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

ZEROKIRYU

Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:47 PM

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