If you like Mudder's milk and getting caught in the rain....

POSTED BY: chapterandverse
UPDATED: Friday, March 13, 2009 00:10
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CHAPTERANDVERSE

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:32 PM

Just starting musing on what would happen if members of the crew started penning personal ads to find that special someone for long shuttle rides:

Male smoker, drinker, fighter, would like to meet woman, preferably called Vera. Have own bunk and rainstick. Got a girl's name but man parts.
Send me a wave at: gunlover911

2BY2GINGERBLUE

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:31 PM

Thank you for making me smile today. I'm going to think of some today and post later.

RIPWASH

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 6:26 PM

Jayne:

Male, late 20's. I enjoy a good fight and strong drink.
Turn ons: Weapons of any kind (especially big guns named Vera), and bullying
Turn offs: Talkin' and schoolin'
Don't expect me to get poetical unless I'm talkin' about my pecker.
I'll be in my bunk...

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

PAINTITBLACK

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:45 PM

Wash:
This pilot will fly you to the moon, and other planets...
Male, laconic, sometimes terse. Can juggle goslings and adept at shadow puppets. Would like to meet strong, long-legged female who can kill me with her pinky.

send me a wave at hawaiianshirt044

MSA

Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:28 AM

exotic, refined woman who enjoys the finer things in life, but doesn't mind a bank job or two on the side. Looking for commitment, or not commitment, or maybe some commitment with handsome roguish, intelligent man who's read a poem.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

NCBROWNCOAT

Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:14 AM

Handsome, rugged, transport captain with intimacy problems and who can't help but take on all the cares of his crew looking for a woman with similar commitment, no commitment problems who he can argue with all the time.

Thanks MsA

http://fireflyfaninnc.livejournal.com/

PAINTITBLACK

Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:26 PM

Apply the cortical electrodes to my heart:

Shy doctor who is not very good at talking to girls WLTM pretty prairie harpy for fun and long walks on respectable planets.

AURAPTOR

Thursday, March 12, 2009 7:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RIPWash:
Jayne:

Male, late 20's. I enjoy a good fight and strong drink....

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

Considering Adam is 47, he'd sure to be real proud to see that!

'course, it's been 3+ yrs since SERENITY came out.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

RIPWASH

Thursday, March 12, 2009 7:31 PM

I was takin' a guess and bein' of the flattering sort . . . thought it suited him pretty well :o)

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, March 12, 2009 7:34 PM

Badger's :

Single male respectable businessman with fine hat and roots in the community looking for special non-pretentious lady with good teeth and criminal record to share my life with.

Niska's :

Wealthy senior gentleman looking for young woman with discrete reputation for kinky afternoon fun times. In my special room of toys and gadgets, we'll discover the real you together.

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