Favorite quotes
POSTED BY: Persephone
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 4, 2002 01:52
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Couldn't find a thread for this, sorry if there's one and I missed it. The show's dialogue is so good that a quote thread is mandatory. Here's a few of my favorites....
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This cracks me up, from "Shindig"
Badger: "Course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle...but I got my hands on a couple."
(Jayne and Mal look at each other and giggle like little boys.)
Badger: "Of invites!"
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from "Train Job"
Mal: "We're not thieves. Well, we are thieves. But we're not takin' what's his!"
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and from "OMR", Jayne's infamous "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth!" and everyone's priceless reaction to it, hee.
Warrick: You didn't have to wound that man.
Mal: Yeah, I know. It was just funny.
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Oh, there are so many!
Bushwacked --
Harken: Looks like an illegal salvage operation.
Mal: Does it? That's discouraging.
Wash: The legs. Oh, yeah. Definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down.
Our Mrs. Reynolds --
Mal: Oh, I'm going to the special hell.
Jaynestown --
Jayne: My love for me now ain't hard to explain. The Hero of Canton, the man they call me.
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Inara: "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"
Mal: "That it was manly and implusive?"
Inara: "Yes. Precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was don't."
-- The Train Job
Jayne: "See Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun."
-- Our Mrs. Reynolds
Jayne: "Not a decieving as a low-down, dirty... deciever."
Mal: "Well said."
-- Out of Gas
Simon: "What are we doing?"
Kaylee: "Oh! Crime."
Simon: "Crime? ... Good."
-- Train Job
Actually, my favorite like isn't really a line per say... but kicking someone into a jet engine is just too cool not to get honorable mention.
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At first it's just a place, and then you start to make memories and then it's like... that's where Spike slept, and there... that's where Anya and I drowned the Separvo demon and right here, here's where my heart got all ripped out... I really hate this place
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Oh! I forgot "Have good sex!" Can't leave that out.
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At first it's just a place, and then you start to make memories and then it's like... that's where Spike slept, and there... that's where Anya and I drowned the Separvo demon and right here, here's where my heart got all ripped out... I really hate this place
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Quote:
Originally posted by LivingImpaired:
Actually, my favorite like isn't really a line per say... but kicking someone into a jet engine is just too cool not to get honorable mention.
lol, I love that scene! He goes, "darn," and then just turns around and kicks him into the engine. High-larious.
Here's some more
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Wash: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"
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Wash: "We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"
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Mal: "Well, they tell you, never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
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Mal: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." (stabs the dude) "Guess I'm just a good man." (stabs him again) "Well, I'm alright."
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Mal: "How drunk was I last night?"
Jayne: "I don't know. I passed out."
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Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is around here? It's the chain I beat you with til you realize who's in ruttin' command!"
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Crowd: "To Jayne!"
Jayne: "To meee!"
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Warrick: You didn't have to wound that man.
Mal: Yeah, I know. It was just funny.
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Besides the above quote? Hmmm.
"I was aiming for his head."
"Can I have your share?"
"No."
"If you die can I have your share?"
"Yes."
"Who's FLYING this thing? ...Oh. That would be me."
Among others.
Inside every cynic there's an idealist desperately yearning to be let out, and when they are let out they're usually a real pain and cause all sorts of trouble. --Chris Boucher
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Yay! Keep 'em coming! I haven't found anyplace for good firefly quotes yet, and I never remember to write them down while watching. So, here I go paraphrasing one I thought was funny from last week:
"Here lies Zoe. My Autumn Flower. Somewhat less attractive now that she's all dead and decomposing."
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she's all dead and decomposing."
i thought the quote was "all dead and corpsified"
Trapped in a primates hormone cycle without any historical reference. Left only with the raw data of the now.
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Hee, here's Wash's sweet little love poem to Zoe:
"Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross..."
Some from Jaynestown...
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Zoe: "Is that Jayne? Is that really him? Wash, pinch me, I must be dreaming!"
Jayne: "Ah hell, I'll pinch you!"
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Jayne: "I don't know, you think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?"
Mal: "You better laugh when you say that."
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Jayne: "No really, Mal, I mean, maybe there's something to this. The Mudders? I think I really made a difference in their lives. You know -- me, Jayne Cobb."
Mal: "I know your name, jackass."
Warrick: You didn't have to wound that man.
Mal: Yeah, I know. It was just funny.
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Mal: "Fei-oo? Uh, okay, she won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon, but she is solid. Ship like this, be with you 'til the day you die."
Zoe: "Because it's a deathtrap, sir."
Mal: "That's not... you are very much lacking imagination."
Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir."
(sometimes Zoe's so deadpan it takes a few seconds for it to click and that makes it all the more funny)
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