Pop Goes The Pelosi
POSTED BY: Jongsstraw
UPDATED: Saturday, July 19, 2025 04:45
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I want to know what drug Pelosi was on last night that caused her to spring up and down 61 times like a prairie dog in heat. Man, she was all pumped and primed and determined to be the first one up each time, even getting a bit of a head start each time before Obama would finished his sentence. It was pretty damn funny to see. I'll wager she hasn't been up and down that much since her early days as a stripper-pole defect inspector at the San Francisco Gay Follies Revue. And poor Joe Biden. Taking his cues from perky Pelosi, he also went up and down 61 times. Must have been murder on his 'roids. I almost detected a wrinkle appear in his botox-laden forehead, but alas, it was just a shadow.
Just imagine how many times they would have stood up if things were actually good in America? I'd guess probably 724 times in 60 minutes. Once again, Obama played the "crisis card" as an excuse to justify the Dems wet dream spending bill. And they roared to that, and every word of Bush blame Obama uttered caused Pelosi's Tammy-Faye make-up to crack and run; by the end of it she looked like she had been through hell night on Halloween.
Gimme back the old days when VP's & Speakers basically just yawned and slept through the President's annual Knute Rockne speech. Seriously, it was a vile spectacle; a body of crusty old millionaire obtuse twits trying to re-assure Americans that banks and stocks are safe, and that jobs are on the way. Sure.
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She knows this is her last best chance to con the American public. It falls in line w/ the rush, rush, rush of the Enormulus bill, and then moving on to the NEXT massive grab by the Imperial Federal Gov't.
It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager
A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.
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Congressmen, who have never found the time to actually read the grotesque spending bill, sure found time to place markers on chairs early in the day to reserve their seats for a chance to meet Robin Obama and his merry men as they entered the chamber. I wonder if even Obama has actually read the 1000+ page liberal political payback plan.
A special moment for me was when the 3 RINOs came a'prancing in along side their Democrat masters, and took their dutiful place by their sides. A water bowl and bisquit treats were provided for them I'm sure.
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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
A special moment for me was when the 3 RINOs came a'prancing in along side their Democrat masters, and took their dutiful place by their sides. A water bowl and bisquit treats were provided for them I'm sure.
Wow, I'm humbled in the face of this bi-partisan discussion y'all are having here.
Sorry you can't take the positive words concerning the greatness of America to heart; I guess you think Obama is incorrect- we are stupid & weak & will fail miserably as a nation now.
Oh well, enjoy your chicken little. Mine was in seeing this fall happen. Yours is obviously in believing we can never get up from it.
"Thanks." -Hero, 2009
The laughing Chrisisall
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Lol, my mom said she looked ready to jump Obama's bones, but I think that maybe she was just stimulated by his package :)
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Good to see they haven't run out of Kool-Aid yet Chris. Bi-partisanship? Shirley, you jest! All Pelosi says these days is We won, you lost. We make the rules. Get over it. If you can't see through what all this is then I guess, well I guess that's somethin'.
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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Lol, my mom said she looked ready to jump Obama's bones, but I think that maybe she was just stimulated by his package :)
Score one for mom!
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Government is not the solution to our problems. Government IS the problem.
Until everyone comes to understand that simple fact, we're doomed.
It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager
A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.
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I'm just sayin' that if McCain had gotten in, he'd be doin' what Obama is- sure, a tweak here & there, but basically the same thing (albeit with the added threat of a Palin takeover should he fall ill).
If McCain had won, and he had the sense to keep Sarah quiet, you'd be hearing far less negativity from me than I seem to be hearing from you. That's all I'm sayin'.
"Thanks." -Hero, 2009
The laughing Chrisisall
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Quote:I would change that to "BAD Government is the problem."
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Government is not the solution to our problems. Government IS the problem.
Bad as in not transparent, which is at least one important thing Obama is addressing. Hate him if you want, but a good thing is a good thing, no matter who does it.
Curious AU, would you just let our economy totally collapse to fix the problem? Take government totally out of the equation?
"Thanks." -Hero, 2009
The laughing Chrisisall
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