The I AM a guy club!
POSTED BY: SouthernSlayer
UPDATED: Friday, March 18, 2005 02:57
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Count me in boys! Now... do we panty raid the girls board first, or just wander around on there grunting and being male just to irk 'em?
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*belly-dances her way in, wearing the full face veil, but oddly enough, very little around her midsection*
the dress code here is strange.
mostly, i was wondering if some guy over here wants to help us ladies set up our sauna. jefe, we may need you for the lightbulbs.
i must warn you, its sweaty work, but the ladies are workin' too, so its all fair-like. 
(very demurely)
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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I used to be a carpenter too. 
But I do not join clubs, any club that would have me needs it's head examined. Cults, now those I'd join, well on the condition I get to be the cult leader. But no one ever wants to be my followers so I guess I'll just hang out and wait for plumbing/carpentry/insect infestation emergencies.
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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no one wants to be your followers?
i have failed in my life's pursuits.....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Ohhh you do?
That means I can break out the kimono and the koolaid then!
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Originally posted by SouthernSlayer:
The I AM a gay club!
So this is the "I AM a gay club" then? Interesting. I've never heard it worded that way before. Have fun boys.
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That means I can break out the kimono and the koolaid then!
my doctor won't let me drink koolaid anymore. also, can my kimono be flower-free? and i need a few days off next week, i'm going boating. also, sometimes, i need to go home early, to, you know, feed my dog and stuff.
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Yeah I noticed that too, which is another reason I ain't joining.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(which was on Seinfeld today too by mysterious coincidence)
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"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html
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Ok who the hell changed the "GUY" club intro the "GAY" club??? Cause yi know Im flattered but I dont swing that way. Gorram girls trying to sabotage or big damn GUY club!
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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Gentlemen!
Poor Gunhand is over at our clubhouse building us...something...and we all are helping him (by watching and drinking fruity drinks with umbrellas). Won't you all grab a hammer and some nails and your (preferably leather) toolbelts and a kilt (just shut up and do it) and help little ol' us? (bats eyes)
Mal-licious
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