More Firefly Burma Shave

POSTED BY: DonCoat
UPDATED: Sunday, February 8, 2009 03:57
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DONCOAT

Saturday, January 27, 2007 9:25 PM

Here's one we haven't done for awhile. Let me see...

Quantum Bible
Scary hair
River thinks
It'll still be there
FIREFLY

Jayne has got
A special gun
Vera's his very
Favorite one
FIREFLY

Fight a duel?
Mal worries not
Till he learns
He'll need a sw-what?
FIREFLY

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I'm pointin' right at it!

REDLAVA

Saturday, January 27, 2007 10:10 PM

She might be dirty
She might be old
But Serenity's the best
Truth be told
FIREFLY

Mal is the captain
Wash is funny
The Doc's a boob
And Jayne wants money
FIREFLY

She might be crazy
That River kid
But doesn't justify
What Jayne did
FIREFLY

REDLAVA

Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:59 AM

Like a leaf on the wind
Our beloved Wash can soar
Salty tears of sorrow
Down our cheeks they do pour
FIREFLY

Book's past is a secret
Mal's also is as well
Will we ever know the truth
Will Joss ever tell
FIREFLY

On a hill top alone
A firefly does wait
One glimpse from Mal
He knows it is fate.
FIREFLY

These are fun.

RMMC

Friday, February 23, 2007 3:08 AM

A few parts here
A bit of paint there
Soon Serenity'll be
Back in the air.
FIREFLY

Fruity Oaty Bars
Held the trigger
River went off
With a lot of vigor.
FIREFLY

Turned the pirates
Into mutton,
But just couldn't reach
The recall button.
FIREFLY

He saw a suit
Easily torn asunder
She saw space
And looked with wonder.
FIREFLY

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

STEAMER

Friday, February 23, 2007 9:43 PM

Woohoo! I love these. I've been making avatars of my own Burma-Firefly jingles - so if anybody wants me to make an avatar of theirs, I'll gladly take requests.

Do you own
A Firefly
Want to keep her
In the sky
All you need
Is Kaylee Frye
FIREFLY

Wash and Zoe
Kaylee, Simon
Mal, Inara
Love Boat's climbin'
FIREFLY

Shepherd's hair
Was wild and free
And that's what caused
River to flee
FIREFLY

Canton folk gave
Jayne the shudders
Hero worship?
Ruttin' mudders!
FIREFLY

Wash ain't sure of
Starting a fam
Zoe don't give
A good gorram
FIREFLY

Inara's wile
Quickly renders
In a twist
Mal's suspenders
FIREFLY

Mal and Monty
Old war buddies
Till Mal's nose
The missus bloodies
FIREFLY

Zoe catches
Wash off guard
"Take me, sir
Take me hard!"
FIREFLY

Serenity flies
At a hundred per
Is Wash nervous?
Tsai-bu-shr!
FIREFLY

Theater talking
Is a knell
One way to the
Special hell
FIREFLY

Calm is River
Scared is Jayne
"I can kill you
With my brain."
FIREFLY

FOX watch out,
Warns Uncle Joss:
There's some Rivers
You shouldn't cross.
FIREFLY

Inara and Mal
Argue what's canon
"I'm not a whore;
The term is Companion!"
FIREFLY

Gorram shiny
Ruttin' 'verse
Funny words
And Chinese curse
FIREFLY

River grabbed
The gun and
Dropped three
"No power
In the 'verse
Can stop me!"
FIREFLY

When shooting hoodlums
You don't need
To open eyes
If you can read
FIREFLY

Of 'interesting'
New meaning is nigh
"Oh, God, oh, God
We're all gonna die!"
FIREFLY

Crazy love sets
Hearts a-quiver
And River, oh,
I love River
FIREFLY

Knocking over
The trading station
Robbery, or
Occupation?
FIREFLY

River's fixing
Book is balking
Preacher man
Just keeps walking
FIREFLY

Love with Kaylee
Doc will give
Hell with this
She's gonna live!
FIREFLY

*looks over list* Geez oh man, do I have a buttload of avatars to make....

Serenity
Has grace and class
She also has
A shiny....engine.
FIREFLY

DONCOAT

Saturday, February 24, 2007 12:49 AM

Some really nice ones in there, Steamer...

How about one that's slightly unconventional...

She'll be with you
Till you die:
Not a death trap...
FIREFLY

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I'm pointin' right at it!

RMMC

Saturday, February 24, 2007 5:22 AM

I like it, Doncoat.

What Mal took to be
Just a dance
Was his marriage
At second glance.
Firefly

Mal and Zoë's mail
Caused a big uproar
"Wudda yall get
A dead guy for?"
Firefly

The nookie Nandi got
With Mal was prime
But then we knew her death
Was just a matter of time.
Firefly

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

STEAMER

Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:34 PM

Will Mal let Wash
Break down? No, he
Says he's gonna
Sleep with Zoe
FIREFLY

If not for my
Zoe passion
I'd take you in
A manly fashion
FIREFLY

STEAMER

Friday, March 23, 2007 10:25 PM

I went back to the original Burma-Firefly thread (from last May!) and found a hellish lot o' great little verse. Here are some of mine from back then - probably never could have conjured them up today.

Killed some bandits
Partied, tarried
Next thing he knows
Mal is married
FIREFLY

Small, concealable
Weapons done
With a 'bwah!'
Mal aims his gun
FIREFLY

When hiding psychics
You don't need
To give Blue Hands
A nose to bleed
FIREFLY

Everyone hail
The great Alliance
Just can't cope
With Mal's defiance
FIREFLY

You can see
Little Kaylee smile
For seven hundred
Thousand miles
FIREFLY

Shoot the lawman
From the Core
Dump him out
The airlock door
FIREFLY

Through the dump yards
Kaylee's sifting
"Compression coil
Busts, we're drifting"
FIREFLY

Malcolm aims
To misbehave
Browncoats shout and
Cheer and rave
FIREFLY

When River has
Some lousy days
Simon needs
His secret phrase
FIREFLY

Another husband
With lots of cash
Chuck his laser
In the trash
FIREFLY

Zoe fought till
War was through
Fights with hubby
Sometimes, too
FIREFLY

Niska's got work
Crew needs money
Can we swing it?
Yes, sir, honey!
FIREFLY

Live with Ath?
Inara might chance
"Don't do it," says
Cap'n Tight-Pants
FIREFLY

Watch how he soars,
Oh my gosh!
Reaver harpoons -
Poor ol' Wash.
FIREFLY

Mal's evasive
Womack's uppity
Wash is being
Shadow-puppety
FIREFLY

RMMC

Monday, March 26, 2007 1:38 AM

Steamer, you still willing to make avatars on our stuff? I'm gonna have to go back to the old thread myself, but I think I'd like to take you up on the offer, if it's still open.

He cut River's brain
Without regret
But wanted to be put down
Like an ailing pet.
Firefly

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

~~~~~~~~
“Any idea why they’d take his heart if it wasn’t to worship the demon of the week?” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas, Conspiracy In Death by J. D. Robb

STEAMER

Monday, March 26, 2007 8:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Steamer, you still willing to make avatars on our stuff? I'm gonna have to go back to the old thread myself, but I think I'd like to take you up on the offer, if it's still open.

Surely! Just give me a line on which rhyme you'd like me to avatar, and I'll see what I can do with it. I will, of course, credit as appropriate.

When River has
Some lousy days
Simon needs his
Secret phrase
FIREFLY

RMMC

Sunday, February 8, 2009 3:21 AM

*runs in nekkid*

A nothin' part
Was all she needed
Kaylee's request
Should have been heeded
Firefly

*runs out nekkid*

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

(Spiff-up by Penguin. *BDHug*)

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, February 8, 2009 3:25 AM

I am the ship
You're not a lion
soon you'll be gone
we'll still be flyin

FIREFLY!

*nekid FMF follows RMMC through the threads*

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

RMMC

Sunday, February 8, 2009 3:44 AM

*runs back in*

Hey, FMF...they Par-tay's back open!

In Better Days
Our crew returns
They get rich
But then there's a hitch.
Firefly

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

(Spiff-up by Penguin. *BDHug*)

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, February 8, 2009 3:48 AM

I hate those llama's
I really do
They eat it all
and then they poo

FIREFLY

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

RMMC

Sunday, February 8, 2009 3:55 AM

The llamas have
Jumped the ship
As their fur it seems
No one did clip.
PAR-TAY!!!!

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

(Spiff-up by Penguin. *BDHug*)

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, February 8, 2009 3:57 AM

I can not find
the partay thread
the fun and games
seem to be dead

firefly

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi