Anyone crazy...... I am.

POSTED BY: LtColsin
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DUN

Saturday, October 4, 2008 8:23 PM

at last some sanity?or maybe not?,must ponder.

DUN

Friday, January 23, 2009 12:07 PM

seems Im on my own,does a jig

DUN

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 4:48 AM

thought it was time I dusted this ol tin pot and put it back on the mantle piece

DUN

Friday, July 10, 2009 10:04 AM

Is it safe?he he hee,hiccup.Anyhow goin round in circles mon amigo,and your still asking yourself the same ol questions......................Nowbefore you leave this titbit why are you here,ask yourself that.

BORIS

Sunday, August 16, 2009 4:15 AM

I am a genius...not that it's helped me any....I've found it has been a supremely profound social hindrance.
Stay stupid it's more conducive to happiness.

6IXSTRINGJACK

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 2:58 PM

I knew this dude Barry that was a Mongoloid that went to the same Community center that I did to work out. This place was great...

He'd walk around showing off his Britney Spears CD case with a huge smile with his headphones on full blast like it was his girlfriend.

Swear to God I never saw that dude not smiling. I bet he's had some hard knocks in his life, but I think he forgot anything like that a long time ago.. probably 5 seconds after it happened. I could be wrong, but as long as he was smiling I think he thought that he'd been happy forever.

My boy Barry, who dated Britney Spears in his mind. I'll bet his relationship with Britney was more real than Kevin F's.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned."

TESKA

Friday, October 16, 2009 2:24 AM

TESKA

Friday, October 16, 2009 2:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LtColsin:
Anyone man enough to admit there stupid.... dumb....and just plan Fu$#ed up. than talk to me. I'll even make you look like a genius.

Yeah, I'm gonan go ahead and snatch the crazy crown off your head there pally.
Allow me to explain.

-High-functioning alcoholic.
-Coke addiction.
-I'm scary intelligent, not in a good way
-Burnin weed 24/7 when not working.
-Brand myself on a weekly basis. tattoos are boring
-I joke with my shrink about how we have a Grosse Point Blank relationship even though that makes no fucking sense
-My living room caught fire and I never had the new walls put in, i now have an ocean view patio....
-I've served 6 years in Omega Private Military Contractors, in short, a fucked up vet.
-3 packs of cancer dancers a day.
-I steal anything, and i mean anythinnngggg, napkins, money, ketchup packets, boots, w/e
-Holiday X rambler
-I sleep with random women to make myself feel better only to fuck up my head even more(at least i admit it)
-I liked the movie Gigli

Okay so that last one was a lie, but the fact that I thought that up makes me pretty twisted.

People who put cutesy political quotes in their signature should be tortured and fed their own family and/or pets. Then, perhaps, golden showers...

TESKA

Friday, October 16, 2009 2:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ghoulfish:
Its just that that de nile quote is in the dresden files series - i hant seen it anywhere else before.

Actually it's kind of an old joke. A few generations back puns were considered quite the jocular amenity.

Now, tickle my 7th planet from that big ol' wad of wacky hydrogen and helium!

People who put cutesy political quotes in their signature should be tortured and fed their own family and/or pets.

TESKA

Friday, October 16, 2009 2:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
I knew this dude Barry that was a Mongoloid that went to the same Community center that I did to work out. This place was great...

He'd walk around showing off his Britney Spears CD case with a huge smile with his headphones on full blast like it was his girlfriend.

Swear to God I never saw that dude not smiling. I bet he's had some hard knocks in his life, but I think he forgot anything like that a long time ago.. probably 5 seconds after it happened. I could be wrong, but as long as he was smiling I think he thought that he'd been happy forever.

My boy Barry, who dated Britney Spears in his mind. I'll bet his relationship with Britney was more real than Kevin F's.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned."

Barry, it's okay to admit u have problems, I do!
And it sounds liek you ahve a little thign for Ms Spears....

People who put cutesy political quotes in their signature should be tortured and fed their own family and/or pets.

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