RIOT! RIOT! RIOT!

POSTED BY: howdyrockerbaby1
UPDATED: Thursday, May 27, 2004 20:45
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HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 4:56 AM

Welcome welcome, one and all to the "We Miss Gunhand and Neroli" riot.

go ahead... tear the place apart!

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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:01 AM

ok, you know we're even now, right? i stole your minion/groupie idea and now you stole my riot for neroli and gunhand idea.

despite my seething rage, i could never resist a good riot. *pulls on her brown-sih coat, duck behind a dumpster, lights it on fire with her trusty zippo, and runs off, in search of more destruction in honor of neroli and gunhand*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:06 AM

I have a bunch of raw eggs. Whose house we hitting first?? This riot thing is fun, I should try it more often! Oh, yeah, oh, don't forget the toilet paper!

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:11 AM

riot, riot, riot! *runs around the thread carrying a stop sign, with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her shoes*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, you know we're even now, right? i stole your minion/groupie idea and now you stole my riot for neroli and gunhand idea.

despite my seething rage, i could never resist a good riot. *pulls on her brown-sih coat, duck behind a dumpster, lights it on fire with her trusty zippo, and runs off, in search of more destruction in honor of neroli and gunhand*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

I half expected you to say "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"

ME??? steal an idea from YOU? NEVER

I just had to get you back from the whole groupie idea stealing.

Muah ha ha ha! MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:14 AM

Hey, can I drive the getaway car? See, I run slow...

STATIC

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:15 AM

Okay. . .okay. . .

In the interest of maintaining order and whatnot . . .

I will re-assume my role of being the good-looking, charming, charismatic, sexy and of course, HUMBLE studmuffin to keep all you groupies satisfied until Gun and Neroli return.

Let the lovin' commence.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

EBONEZER

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:20 AM

Yay! Riot in the tread!

I'm partail to buring bilboards myself, but this pop up ad should do *burns pop up* yay again!

Oh and static, we'll talk after the riot I mean, why let a good riot go to waste?

*runs off for more rioting action*

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Okay. . .okay. . .

In the interest of maintaining order and whatnot . . .

I will re-assume my role of being the good-looking, charming, charismatic, sexy and of course, HUMBLE studmuffin to keep all you groupies satisfied until Gun and Neroli return.

Let the lovin' commence.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

eh.

no good.

...

...

...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

STATIC

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:

eh.

no good.

Yikes.

I get home from the war and suddenly I'm just 'average' again. Oh well. I kind of missed mediocrity.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:30 AM

aw, static, don't be sad. here are some rocks to throw. after the riot, we can talk about romancin'.

howdy, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!!!!!!!

*scales a light post and starts unhooking traffic lights*

now with the get-away car mom, now!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

STATIC

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:32 AM

'sokay. . .

I'm fairly certain that Astri, Channain and Lilianna still love me lots and lots.

**throws the rocks and steals a TV**

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:

eh.

no good.

Yikes.

I get home from the war and suddenly I'm just 'average' again. Oh well. I kind of missed mediocrity.

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

did you not see the

at the end of the post?

I don't know about where you are from, but here a

means i'm kidding.

jeezo...i better go find Gunhands abandoned bunker to hide from the rocks that are going to be thrown at me....

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:46 AM

*collects all the glass pieces on the sidewalk and lays them in the street*

those'll stop the tanks, right?!?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:47 AM

First things first people! Before we start stealing Televisions, we need to make statues in Gunhand and Neroli's likeness. I have no idea how to go about Neroli's...maybe just a huge statue that says NEROLI and for Gunhand...the stickfigure with Jayne's face is all that comes to mind....

Who wants to visit Canton for some mud to build them?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

STATIC

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:47 AM

A thousand sincere apologies. My connection was being wierd, so the smileys didn't show up when I first read it.

Upon re-reading it, and seeing that you were being facetious and playful, I withdraw my agonization.

*grin*

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

CALHOUN

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:49 AM

RIOT! RIOT! *Picks up garbage bin and hurls it through a plate glass shop front. Then savagely beats a passerby for lookin at him funny*

So whats this riot thingy about again anyhoos?

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
A thousand sincere apologies. My connection was being wierd, so the smileys didn't show up when I first read it.

Upon re-reading it, and seeing that you were being facetious and playful, I withdraw my agonization.

*grin*

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

Yay! i can crawl out of Gunhand's ol' hole in the ground now!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:53 AM

i think neroli's statue should look like the statue of libery, only with a blank face that says "neroli"

and, can gunhand wear the hat in his statue?

*finds several sticks on the ground and starts keeping the cops at bay with them*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

EBONEZER

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
'sokay. . .

I'm fairly certain that Astri, Channain and Lilianna still love me lots and lots.

Do i count for nothing then?

Ok.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:07 AM

enough of this lovey-dovey crap....isn't that what groupie threads are for?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

EBONEZER

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:09 AM

Your right! Lets go tip that car over!

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:14 AM

and, in the spirit of riot, we will lift with our backs and not our legs!!!!

*tosses her sticks at unsuspecting hot dog cart vendors, and focuses her energy on the car-tipping*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:27 AM

*tired from expending all her energy car-tipping and throwing things, kgb curls up in front of a dumpster fire and promptly goes to sleep*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

DELIA

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 2:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
I have a bunch of raw eggs. Whose house we hitting first?? This riot thing is fun, I should try it more often! Oh, yeah, oh, don't forget the toilet paper!

'Mom! What kind of example are you setting here? You should be sending people off to their rooms WITHOUT Jayne for this, not supplying eggs. I'm surprised that you!

*Delia wipes the egg off her face, looks around, spots some FOX executives cowering nearby, hoping not to be noticed, and changes her mind about the whole riot thing.*

Hey, 'Mom, can I borrow some of those eggs?

___________________________________________
ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 3:42 PM

Here's more eggs, Delia. I'm just trying to teach a valuable lesson about the other side of the law, and how to look good when the police take that photo...and maybe to teach those Fox execs a lesson or two about pulling our show off the air!

Car won't start! Everyone run, run like the wind! Don't worry about me, I'll stall the cops! (See, still being the Mom!)

DELIA

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:22 PM

Elwoodmom,

This not having gas thing is gettin ridiculous. I mean, not watching Buffy and Angel is bad, but no gas in the getaway car?! Just morgage your house or sell a kidney or something and fill the gas tank of thine car already!

Thanks for the eggs. If any get through unbroken, I'll whip up some brownies for our post riot party.

Delia

___________________________________________
ANYA: Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.
XANDER: Please, she-- Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.

STATIC

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
'sokay. . .

I'm fairly certain that Astri, Channain and Lilianna still love me lots and lots.

Do i count for nothing then?

Ok.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

Sweetness. . .you count for lots and lots.. .after all.. .I've always remembered that you were a girl!

==================================================
"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:28 AM

Hi, guys! Whatcha doin'? Ooooh! A riot! Can we loot? I need some new clothes.

Mal-licious

EBONEZER

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 1:04 AM

Wow! Rioting is fun! I hope you all have a big 'ol riot when i leave. (And i am leaving for real, unlike SOME people we know. Ahem.)

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:52 AM

My very own riot...

*wipes away a single tear*

Awww you guys!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:21 AM

Oh, I changed my mind on the whole not being a riot girl...this is a wonderous thing to behold!!

and dmit Gunhand, you stole my line!

Now, about that statue? I think you all made the boobs lopsided on it...~tilts head~ Yep, definatly lopsided...

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
My very own riot...

*wipes away a single tear*

Awww you guys!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

what a jayne wannabe.

...

...

...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 3:50 AM

Why I aughta...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Why I aughta...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

*runs back out to field, and keeps working on new bunker*

are you sure you haven't forgotten where your old bunker was?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:29 AM

*throws rocks through two windows, looks around, realizes no one is rioting...and yet continues to throw rocks...ooo, and pinecones*

uh, gunhand, i accidentally left a bunch of dead fish in your old bunker, i'm sorry. howdy was using it and she was getting all usurpy.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:31 AM

Neroli, your statue look better now? I'll see both yours and Gunhands once I make bail. Remember, I sacraficed myself so you all could get away. Nobody has visited me in the pokey yet! Gee, the thanks I get...anyone up to breaking me out?
RIOT, RIOT, RIOT!!!!!!

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:34 AM

Jail?

But Mom you're supposed to be the respectable one around here!

And yeah the bunker thing is okay, I got places all over the place.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 4:59 AM

so, gunhand, title or no title? oh yeah, and i'm considering your bass skills as you answer.... also, i'm sorry you were sick, too much time in a box? anyway, as a jumping off point for negotiations about the "box tour 2004", i lamely offer some chicken noodle soup.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Neroli, your statue look better now? I'll see both yours and Gunhands once I make bail. Remember, I sacraficed myself so you all could get away. Nobody has visited me in the pokey yet! Gee, the thanks I get...anyone up to breaking me out?
RIOT, RIOT, RIOT!!!!!!

Ah, much better now Mom, thanks...and we are plotting your jailbreak, promise...

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Neroli, your statue look better now? I'll see both yours and Gunhands once I make bail. Remember, I sacraficed myself so you all could get away. Nobody has visited me in the pokey yet! Gee, the thanks I get...anyone up to breaking me out?
RIOT, RIOT, RIOT!!!!!!

Mom! The brownies Delia made (with the leftover unbroken eggs) contain the key to the pokey. Get it? The Po-Key! Break your own self out and GO WATCH BUFFY AND ANGEL!!

Mal-licious

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:59 PM

Or, she can wait till River and Book get there, they volunteered to use their collective powers of persuasion to get Mom out for us...hehehe

The Old Broad Monkey

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FOSTER

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:25 PM

Dang it I get here with the Molotov cocktails and it’s all over. Next time I’m bringing the freakin Napalm. If you are going to have a fire do it right. Hey, every body has their gas masks, right. I have some poison Ivy to burn (the first chemical warfare).

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Foster:
Dang it I get here with the Molotov cocktails and it’s all over. Next time I’m bringing the freakin Napalm. If you are going to have a fire do it right. Hey, every body has their gas masks, right. I have some poison Ivy to burn (the first chemical warfare).

POISON IVY!! (*Mal-licious runs screeching from the riot area*) I've got it all over me! It's probably your fault! It's even on my freaking EYELID!! Hurry! Rub the napalm on me!!

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:42 PM

Ewww, the key is all slimey! Let me wash it off some...(looking over shoulder for guard)

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Or, she can wait till River and Book get there, they volunteered to use their collective powers of persuasion to get Mom out for us...hehehe

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

Great idea! Or, we can give River a gun and tell her to close her eyes! And Book can shoot out some knees!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 8:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Foster:
Dang it I get here with the Molotov cocktails and it’s all over. Next time I’m bringing the freakin Napalm. If you are going to have a fire do it right. Hey, every body has their gas masks, right. I have some poison Ivy to burn (the first chemical warfare).

POISON IVY!! (*Mal-licious runs screeching from the riot area*) I've got it all over me! It's probably your fault! It's even on my freaking EYELID!! Hurry! Rub the napalm on me!!

Mal-licious

He said NEXT TIME with the napalm. I think he's tricking everyone with flour!

But the poison ivy, I don't know...

NEROLI

Thursday, May 27, 2004 2:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Or, she can wait till River and Book get there, they volunteered to use their collective powers of persuasion to get Mom out for us...hehehe

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

Great idea! Or, we can give River a gun and tell her to close her eyes! And Book can shoot out some knees!

See? This is why you are the Mom, I was thinking something less bloody-like...silly me.

The Old Broad Monkey

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ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Or, she can wait till River and Book get there, they volunteered to use their collective powers of persuasion to get Mom out for us...hehehe

The Old Broad Monkey

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

Great idea! Or, we can give River a gun and tell her to close her eyes! And Book can shoot out some knees!

See? This is why you are the Mom, I was thinking something less bloody-like...silly me.

The Old Broad Monkey

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Maybe you should be the Mom around here! My bad!

NEROLI

Thursday, May 27, 2004 8:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

Maybe you should be the Mom around here! My bad!

We need an EEKKK emotican....LOL

The Old Broad Monkey

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