Firefly Ventriliquism
POSTED BY: WildHeavenFarm
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 17:52
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Odd enough Subject line to get your attention? I've been so loving the "Things they'll likely never say....." thread, buut I'd like to roll the ball in a slightly different, if not squiggly, direction. An amusing little thought jumped into my head and refused to leave, so my only recourse is to inflict it on you folks:
Wash (a la Scotty): "She won't hold together, Captain! We just don't have the power!"
Then I started thinking of other tv and movie lines that would be appropo coming from Serenity's crew. The problem is, the only other one I could think of is:
Mal (a la Jules from Pulp Fiction): There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who..."
Gimme more! Share your wickedly creative thoughts with the rest of the class
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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I can totaly see Mal or possibly Jayne (a la Indiana Jones): "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."
I need time to think up more, but i'll be back.
oh oh! Niska (a la The Terminator) "I'll be back."
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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Mal to Inara (a la Wesley): as you wish
This one is purely as a joke but would be so hilarious:
Book to the congregation at Simon and Kaylee's wedding: Mawwage, Mawwage is wut bwings us togeva today.....Wuv, twue wuv etc.
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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
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Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
This one is purely as a joke but would be so hilarious:
Book to the congregation at Simon and Kaylee's wedding: Mawwage, Mawwage is wut bwings us togeva today.....Wuv, twue wuv etc.
Oh. My. God. Thats the funniest thing i've seen all day. Thank you Rocker!
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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your welcome!
glad i could be of service!
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MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
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Simon: Hello! My name is Simon Tam. You messed with my sister, prepare to die!
"...we're still flyin'."
"That's not much."
"It's enough." Malcolm Reynolds and Simon Tam - Serenity
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This one came to me in a flash...
Book to Mal: "I find your lack of faith disturbing..."
Then...
Saffron to Inara (end of 'Trash'): "I thought they smelt bad on the outside!"
...and...
Wash to Mal: "Wars not make one great!"
...and now I can't crowbar any more in. Unless I think of some more later.
Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
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Quote:
Wash (a la Scotty): "She won't hold together, Captain! We just don't have the power!"
aah speaking of Wash, I'd love to see him try Spike Spiegel's motto on for size one particularly gruelling turn of the controls,
"Whatever happens, happens." Just under his breath like.
Except he'd then think it through for a moment, gritting his teeth, dodging enemy flak and add,
"that's not right! whatever happens is we're all gonna die."
It's just more his style.
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Ventriloquial moment:
when Zoe says
Quote:in The Message
Check out again, did ya?
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