THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #80!!!
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 03:08
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NATHAN: I'm from FEMA. I heard you were having a disaster.
bun
Frisky Browncoat
(You're doing a great job, Browncoat)
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ARIA: Any proper porn actor knows that the nail-gun goes to the far right of the place setting.
NATHAN: Bwaaah.
bun
Frisky Browncoat
yum yum yum
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The first time the Captain 'helped' Inara on one of her jobs did not go smooth.
"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card
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Aria thought she was testing for a particular film but this man didn't look a bit like Daniel Craig.
bun
Frisky Browncoat
Taken, not shirred
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
NATHAN: I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my gun.
Shouldn't that be:
I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my nail gun...
?
And for one of my own...
Companions choose their clients very carefully. Inara learned that lesson the hard way.
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Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
NATHAN: I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my gun.
Shouldn't that be:
I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my nail gun...
?
And for one of my own...
Companions choose their clients very carefully. Inara learned that lesson the hard way.
www.fans4writers.com
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I was going for purity of the original line, since it was probably obvious to most of us that the gun in question was of the nail-y persuasion. And yes, I debated (very quietly) with myself which form I was going to use. (I won, too.)
Try this:
NATHAN: This *is* a nail salon. Do you want me to do your nails or not?
bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards french-wrapped my turtle
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Preparing for failblog example in 3...2...1...
bun
Frisky Browncoat
yippee!
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"I wish you hundreds of fat children"
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or
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"Not yet. I'm watching the Governor of
Alaska pardon a turkey."
bumpin' bun
Frisky Browncoat
please end this now...
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And how is your tool going to be of any use in learning the paso doble by Monday?
bun
Frisky Browncoat
really only a pathetic bump
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