What Kind of Dog Should Malia and Sasha Get?
POSTED BY: jwhedonaddict
UPDATED: Saturday, November 8, 2008 18:37
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You, whoZIT and a few others make me ashamed to be associated with you in the same space.
If a person stumbled across this site and wondered what kind of people are these browncoats - and read your posts - they would probably never have anything to do with Firefly again.
BTW --- in order to be a joke, something has to be funny. Unremittingly stupid, crass, mean and gross - like your posts - does not count as funny. Except, well, maybe to idiots like you.
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Originally posted by rue:
You, whoZIT and a few others make me ashamed to be associated with you in the same space.
If a person stumbled across this site and wondered what kind of people are these browncoats - and read your posts - they would probably never have anything to do with Firefly again.
BTW --- in order to be a joke, something has to be funny. Unremittingly stupid, crass, mean and gross - like your posts - does not count as funny. Except, well, maybe to idiots like you.
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Anyone who'd judge Firefly from a brief glance at one of its fan boards and not the show itself, isn't anyone I want to to call a fellow Browncoat.
Humor involves a hint of truth for it to be funny. True, Muslims aren't big fans of our canine friends, but the JOKE is that the Obama's are NOT Muslim. Asserting they are, after all the nonsense that's been said about them, IS the joke. Obviously, the beautiful daughters are not muslim, so the absurd notion tying little girls who were promised a puppy to Muslms who don't like dogs results in the juxtaposition commonly referred to as 'humor'.
There's nothing crass, mean or stupid about my post. Those who see it that way are to dim witted to worry about, or they've got a stick up their rear end which keeps them from finding humor in anything.
It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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Rap ---
You're right. The crassness is the work of whoZIT and not you.
I sincerely apologize.
Rue
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Hello,
I hope they get a Pit Bull, to demonstrate to the Nation that the breed has a bad reputation that is undeserved.
--Anthony
"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner
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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,
I hope they get a Pit Bull, to demonstrate to the Nation that the breed has a bad reputation that is undeserved.
--Anthony
Ding , Ding , Ding ! AnthonyT buzzes-in On Time...
Judges determine this suggestion
'close enough' to be A WINNAH !
Obscure , cultish object with enormous fan following--CHECK !
'Radical' Appearance--CHECK !
Freakishly assembled from seemingly-random parts--CHECK !
Lifts leg over 'Pit Bulls' in Lipstick--CHECK !
Springs 'Leaks' All Over The White House , and out to the gutter , too--CHECK !
Revives monstrous creature from a long time ago through the power of sheer animus , plus massive doses of electricity--CHECK !
Beloved by weird Folk all over the globe--CHECK !
Perfect Fit--PRICELESS !
By the way , as an added BONUS FEATURE , the VIDEO syncs-up perfectly to BARK SIDE OF THE MOON when played exactly 2 many times...
And , as an Xtra-Special choco-latte brownish Ether-Egg , You get a Bonus vision of a Future powered by faerie-farts and Double arc-ing Obama Rainbows...Toggle the WTF ?-button in the Main Menu...
http://minadream.com/timburton/Frankenweenie.htm
SHORT , EASY-READER , DETAILS-DEFICIENT VERSION :
EXCEEDS ATTENTION-SPAN OF DEM-WITS , PART ONE :
EXCEEDS ATTENTION-SPAN OF DEM-WITS , PART TWO :
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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,
I hope they get a Pit Bull, to demonstrate to the Nation that the breed has a bad reputation that is undeserved.
--Anthony
"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner
See, I was gonna go w/ a Michael Vick reference, but thought that there was nothing funny about the torture and suffering of making dogs fight each other. Figured I'd leave that sort of humor to the late night t.v. show circuit. They're professionals, ya see.
It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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Originally posted by AURaptor:
...Figured I'd leave that sort of humor to the late night t.v. show circuit. They're professionals, ya see.
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
Yes , leave this to the professionals...
Tim Burton is sort of a professional , of a sort...
More experienced , at least , than an average 'community orgasmizer'...
Hey , another upside is that Frankenweenie is a production of *buena vista de nada* , which is sort of linked linguistically with some other guy...
Brought to You by *BuenaVista de Nada* PickSures
*actually , brought to you by http://www.thoseshirts.com/ effing the ineffable since 1991NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Pits do get a bad rap, which is stupid cause they're some of the sweetest dogs ever.
Relative of mine raises em out in the boonies of tennessee, and the only danger you face from that pack, is drowning in slobber when they start wanting petted all at once.
I'm not really much of a dog person, as is obvious by my horde of cats, but if I ever had a dog, it'd be some half-sized lab of dubious lineage...
I've never in my life seen a dog as loyal and stalwart as that, and he wasn't even mine!
Belonged to the neighbors, who, once he wasn't a cute little puppy any more, banished him to the backyard and prettymuch ignored the poor pooch.
Every day goin to work, comin back, or to the store, I'd chat him up, pet him a bit, maybe toss him a snack, sometimes, a hambone for xmas, drumstick for thanksgiving, but mostly, it was the company and affection that he craved.
Someone broke into their house once, and all he did was go into his little corner of the yard and sit there - but oh heaven help you if you so much as came NEAR my motorbike, he'd rip your goddamn arm off, once even broke his chain, leaped the fence and chased one would be thief a couple blocks.
Regardless of the legal ownership, in spirit he was MY dog, true and through.
-F
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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
I hope they get a Pit Bull, to demonstrate to the Nation that the breed has a bad reputation that is undeserved.
Ironically Barney, the current First Dog, bit a reporter the other day.
Good boy.
I think whatever they get it should be a rescue puppy and not a store-bought puppy. I volunteer on weekends for a local rescue and I've fostered and adopted out five puppies since September.
H
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What makes me feel good is that the young ladies asked for a puppy, and not a kitty. Cats are fine, some of them are really cool, to be fair. But dog people are a breed apart.
It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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