Things That Would NEVER Happen In Firefly

POSTED BY: DarkHood
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 14:42
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ANNIK

Monday, May 17, 2004 1:56 AM

Ooooh! I'm hurting from laughing! Great ideas!

How 'bout a followup on the Space Monkey comment and have the crew land on The Planet of the Apes (remake).

I can just see Jayne engaged in a power war with one of those bad, bad monkeys.

And on the Tight Pants thing: remember "V"? Perhaps Mal is mistaking himself for Marc Singer, the 1980s TV-star who must have worn airbrushed clothing because no one could actually get pants *that* tight onto his body!

At least no one ever ate live rats on Firefly ... well, except maybe for the Reavers, but we didn't have to watch 'em do it!

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

RIV

Monday, May 17, 2004 1:59 AM

While eating one night, Book suddenly stands up and tells everyone that he always works out with Jayne because he loves him. Jayne doesn't know what to say, but grabs Book and tells the others they'll be in his bunk.

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Two by two. Hands of blue.-River Tam

I support River and Jayne!
I support Zoe and Wash!
I support Simon and Kaylee!
I support Mal and Inara!

INSIGHT SPINNER

Monday, May 17, 2004 3:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ankhagogo:
Quote:
Originally posted by GunRunner:
Vera is Jayne's mother's name.

Is it wrong that I think this idea has some merit?

"We're just happy to be doin' good works."

I presumed it was canon.

insight spinner
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Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Monday, May 17, 2004 5:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Riv:

It comes out that River really isn't all that smart. She gets all her facts by a quick Core search and 'did you know' facts from the back of boxes.

It's worked for me!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

MANTICHORUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 2:42 PM

It turns out that the Blue Hands are a consortium of door-to-door salesmen, televanelgists, and other annoying people, and that River's really just running away from her fifth Tupperware party. ( The horror!)
In related news, it turns out that Book is really the chief pimp at the Companions school...
Go figure.

"BADGER: You think you're better than other people.
MAL: Just the ones I'm better than."
"I'm not an adult! I don't want to create responsible shows with lawyers in them. I want to invade people's dreams." - Joss Whedon

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