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Browncoat Bar & Grill - 1 Year and still going!

POSTED BY: Kelkhil
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 7, 2008 13:25
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GEE

Friday, October 3, 2008 12:26 PM

*drags self back into the bar and waves at the new guy*

Hey Tin,

As for my new noncorporial form FLT, I was feeling dreadful and so declared myself undead on the grounds that I feel crappy for a human but pretty spry for a corpse when Kel went all ninja on me and headshot me, garning praise from our glorious leader and 50 pts whilst I now haunt him in a failing attempt to make him turn away from the dark side of the force.

I think I might need to get out more!

FREELANCERTEX

Friday, October 3, 2008 12:29 PM

OOH!!! CAN I BE UNDEAD TOO????

*dies of caffeine overdose* fuck...

KELKHIL

Friday, October 3, 2008 12:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
OOH!!! CAN I BE UNDEAD TOO????

Nope.

*Loads his weapon*

Ya see Gee is no longer Undead. Hence the Haunting of me Pub. We will not tolerate Undead because they tend to bite just anyone and then you have a bunch of mindless Undead running around. Kinda impedes the "plans" for World Domination if you cannot even formulate a plan.

Morning Tin. Nice to meet ya!

*sets up the Breakfast Bar*

(Replenishes The Sneaky One's -1.11C Dew and M&M Ice Cream Sammich' Supply in the shadows)

Hope everyone is doing well on the Pay-Friday!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Zombie Killing, Ninja in Training Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

Member of the Coalition for HK - Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.

FREELANCERTEX

Friday, October 3, 2008 12:56 PM

*sniffle* *sniffle* but..but i wanna...it'd be fun

*glomps Kel anyway* pleeeeeeeeeeease? I'll be good, i won't bite anybody. promise.

GEE

Friday, October 3, 2008 1:15 PM

Have just spotted the end of your signature Kel, nice me likeys.

I wonder what the esteemed sneaky one is up to...

Desperately trying to find the will to work, onwards to valhaller etc...

HELL'S KITTEN

Friday, October 3, 2008 1:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
We will not tolerate Undead because they tend to bite just anyone and then you have a bunch of mindless Undead running around.

dogs tend to bite just anyone....
let's aim at them, too.

Quote:
Kinda impedes the "plans" for World Domination if you cannot even formulate a plan.

good point,
but i have a team of semi-evil scientists
working on implantable mind control devices
for the Walking Army of Undead Doom.

er.

allegedly.

>.>

<.<

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
*sniffle* *sniffle* but..but i wanna...it'd be fun

awww...! you poor thing...
don't listen to Kelkhil, sweetie, you can be dead if you want to.
i find dying of boredom tends to work for me.
though, oddly enough, i always seem to return three days later......

((heretic))

BROWNCOATCOWBOY

Friday, October 3, 2008 3:51 PM

*Strides up to the bar*

It's been a while since my last visit Browncoats.

What's up?

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"When you can't run anymore, you crawl...and when you can't crawl...well...you know the rest."
"I am a Leaf on the Wind...Watch how i soar."

"Wao de ma he ta de feng kuang de wa sheng dou"
Wash (Our Mrs. Reynolds)

HELL'S KITTEN

Friday, October 3, 2008 5:18 PM

Hallo, BrowncoatCowboy ^^
(BcCb?)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
We will not tolerate Undead because they tend to bite just anyone and then you have a bunch of mindless Undead running around.

I was just thinking about this ((bored at work))... wouldn't you be able to neuter, so to speke, the lurching zombie hoard simply by strapping a muzzle on them and tying leather mittens over their hands? Then they wouldn't be able to bite you or rend flesh from bodies. And they're way too dumb and lacking in fine motor skills to be able to untie the mittens or unbuckle the muzzle.

?

((hears crickets))

NVGHOSTRIDER

Friday, October 3, 2008 5:25 PM

Yeah, but then you'd have zombies attacking you and eventually someone will fall and be smooshed under writhing hungry zombie. Kinda like a dog humping your leg.

ICK

MSB

Friday, October 3, 2008 6:42 PM

Well my vote would be pen them up and use them in a cunning black mail scheme..." do what I want or I release the undead"

Ok Kelkhil can I get some cold diet ginger ale.. the weird nausea is back again..sigh

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