poster review!!!

POSTED BY: cageybee
UPDATED: Saturday, May 22, 2004 15:48
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CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 3:58 AM

IMPORTANT EDIT- after reading this whole thread, i have decided it best that we don't pit each other against ourselves (especially with the obvious militay knowledge of some of our nominees.) ok, prepare yourselves for the big cliche...*bracing, bracing* i think we should all just consider ourselves lucky to be nominated. i started this thread mostly so i could talk to you all, and i feel i've accomplished that well (good plan.) so, please don't think me a tease or anything...i've just learned to like you all too much to pit everyone against each other. so, if i'm still allowed, can i be a gunhand groupie, hat-harem, and member of any other poster-loving organization out there? if not, i guess that's what i get for going noble.... if people do insist on voting, vote for whoever you want. i'll tally. vote for one person, vote for them all (it is the logical thing to do.) with this amending to the review, i'm considering all nominations votes....unless everyone decides not to vote. then maybe my time would be better spent trying to incite jealously on other threads. anyway, thanks for the times.

it has come to my (rather limited) attention that there are few members of our fair firefly community here who tend to gather themselves somewhat of a following. i've run across mentions of gunhand's groupies and hat-harems on more than one thread and with the popularity of the cast reviews, i thought we might have ourselves a poster review. so far, i think gunhand and jefe the hat (aka badgershat and el jefe magnifico de la thisland brownitopia) have enough popularity to gather votes, and i've noticed that there are a few people who like elwoodmom quite a lot, as well as zoid and delia....of course, i'm probably crushing fragile egos as i go here, forgetting to mention people. so, the plan....tuesday and wednesday will be nomination day and then thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday will be voting days. you can nominate and/or vote whoever you want, based on whatever you want~ if you know them personally, if you think they're very insightful, if they make you fall over laughing....whatever. anyone can feel free to turn down their nomination if they feel uncomfortable (i am here to spread the comfort), but try to remember its all in good fun. so let the games begin! (i've always wanted to say that. )

sidebar~ i'll try to keep up with the noms and the voting up here, but i have to fight for computer time sometimes, so forgive me if i get a little behind.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

nominations so far:
gunhand
malicious
zoid
neroli
howdyrockerbaby1
jefe the hat (aka badgershat and el jefe magnifico de la thisland brownitopia)
elwoodmom
annik
astriana
delia
me (aka cageybee and kgb)
cassandrae
jebbypal
succatash
ebonezer
static

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:04 AM

Well, obviously I nominate Gunhand for the guys...or vote for him if he's already considered nominated...for the girls I nominate/vote for Malicious, because she wants a harem and I feel sorry for her Mal losing. ~snickers~ Or something like that.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:09 AM

Yay! I'm an obvious!

That's right, I'm special. And no not in a short bus sorta way...I know how y'alls minds work.

Nominations and votimications to come at a later time. Yes I accept bribes and/or kickbacks.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

WHOODAHN

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Yay! I'm an obvious!

That's right, I'm special. And no not in a short bus sorta way...I know how y'alls minds work.

Yup , you're special in a short bus....oh....wait...you already said that.

Nevermind.

4 out 5 voices in my head agree that I'm crazy.

WHOODAHN

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:59 AM

I nominate Zoid. I don't why and I don't know what fer, but I like reading his posts and I think we were born in the same decade.

Besides that, he's an Air Traffic Controller and anything he can do to keep his sanity is alright with me.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:08 AM

I nominate Malicious and er...um...can i nominate myself?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:14 AM

I nominate Neroli because she's the bestest groupie ever!

As for the guys, gonna have to think on that some.

See I knew you'd go there with the short bus thing...I...Just...Knew...It.

Hehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:20 AM

feel free to nominatate yourself, howdy, others....but i feel i must draw the line at voting for yourself. i mean, this is serious!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ZOID

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:22 AM

Whoodahn wrote:

Quote:
I nominate Zoid. I don't why and I don't know what fer, but I like reading his posts and I think we were born in the same decade.

Besides that, he's an Air Traffic Controller and anything he can do to keep his sanity is alright with me.

Thank you kindly. Although I feel I'm unworthy -- and doubtless many will agree -- I would never repay a compliment with a snub. But I reckon you're backing the wrong horse for a popularity contest...

Born 6:15PM, 17 July 1958, St. Joseph's Hospital, Houston, Texas. My mom will never forgive me for that... (think middle of summer, pre-air conditioning Texas)

As far as ATC goes, sanity's got nothing to do with it. As a group, you'll never meet a more looney lot than the hundreds of controllers I've known -- and all Type A personalities, to boot. If you're easy-going, well-adjusted and literal-minded, it's probably not the career for you. Or at least, you'll certainly stick out like a sore thumb amongst your peers.

All the controllers I know -- myself included -- like working single-manned, so they can get away from all those other miserable a**holes. ;)

Respectfully,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"History may say I saved River; but it's not like that. No, that's not it at all. I saved my sister."

- Simon Tam, M.D., husband and father of 4, Jiangyin; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:25 AM

I know some looney groups too, was a member of a couple, and that's not even counting this forum.

I was gonna nominate you too Zoid, that's what I was thinking on, but it was close between you and the Hat.

So since you been nominated, I nominate the Hat!

See, it all works out.

And I'm still taking bribes and/or kickbacks for the actual voting.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ZOID

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:34 AM

Oh, Mistress of Nomination... Gathering... and such:

I nominate you, the CageyBee; and second the RockerBaby's self-nom. (shame on you guys! leaving a lady standing on the curb like that!)

Whilst I'm at it -- and until I'm told to shut up -- I'd like to forward Astriana, Delia, Elwoodmom, and Annik, too.

The guys are on their own. I know which side my bread is buttered on...

Respectfully,

zoid
P.S.
Since there's no bio on your data page, if I've mistaken your plumbing, Cagey, please forgive my addressing you as 'Mistress'. As Zoe would say, "It won't happen again, Sir".
_________________________________________________

"History may say I saved River; but it's not like that. No, that's not it at all. I saved my sister."

- Simon Tam, M.D., husband and father of 4, Jiangyin; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
I nominate Malicious and er...um...can i nominate myself?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

Aw, I'll nominate you Howdy...we can nominate a whole lot, right Cagey???? PLEASE????

Oh wait, if both you and Malicious get nominated then I don't know who to vote for, dang it!!!

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I nominate Neroli because she's the bestest groupie ever!

Aw, shucks!!

Of course, I don't have a whole lot of competition in the groupie catagory since none of your other admirers had the balls to put the groupie tag on...

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:39 AM

Wait a minute...balls?

*puts his tin foil hat back on and goes back to his hidden bunker*

Think you may wanna edit that one. Hehehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Wait a minute...balls?

*puts his tin foil hat back on and goes back to his hidden bunker*

Think you may wanna edit that one. Hehehe.

Yes, I told you about them...remember? Ben and Wa?

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:41 AM

zoid, true to form, you've discovered that indeed, i am a mistress. as for a bio, how would i go about doing that? i'm very busy with polls and defending jayne's honor and such, but perhaps i can find the time....

neroli, everyone, nominate to your heart's content. and i thought i declared myself a groupie when i proposed marriage to gunhand. if i didn't, i so announce it.

go forth and nominate.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:43 AM

Oh yeah...nothing to see here.

*stays in the bunker though*

Oh and since we can nominate more people I nominate Elwoodmom and Cageybee too.

EDIT: Zoid beat me to it, curses! From now on I'm going to say "Hello Zoid" in the same manner as "Hello Newman" for he is indeed my Lex Luthor...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:53 AM

thanks for the nom, kiddos, but do you think i should be? i really think for something this serious, we may need a fair and impartial pollster.

yeah, to hell with that! YAY! *does a little dance* i'm nominated!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:58 AM

Something this serious? I have visions in my head of the Hat stomping on New York while Zoid guides in the JSDF fighters while I'm taking up a cunningly concealed sniper's position somewhere in the Chrysler Building...And you know the aliens are gonna blow that mother up first!

I'm thinking the chances of seriousity are one in a very large number here.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 5:59 AM

Oh goody!!! I need to add a nomination for Cassandrae, even though she rarely posts on the board as such, she has some lovely fics and wallpapers and she's a sweetie.

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:02 AM

so noted, neroli

gunhand, do i need to take you aside and explain to you the logistics of sarcasm? maybe i'm just not making it clear enough *frets*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:05 AM

Hehe nope, I'm a bundle of sarcasm.

I was just looking for an excuse to use the word "seriousity" which I'd just invented.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ZOID

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:06 AM

cageybee wrote:

Quote:
as for a bio, how would i go about doing that?

Simple. Click on "Home" at the top of the page, then from the FFFn Home page, click on "My Firefly" at the top right. You can edit your data from the resulting page by clicking on "Edit Profile" on the top left frame.

In this way you can enter a permanent -- or as in my case, weekly -- tagline, and other bits you want appended to each post, so you don't have to put them in manually each time (neat, huh?).

You can read a person's bio by clicking on their name at the top of one of their posts. When you do, you'll go to their "Member Profile" page, and on the left hand side you'll see a textbox that allows you to send them an email to the address they used when they registered at FFFn. (NB: I find that sometimes I have to manually re-login, and then reload the target Member Profile page before the "Message Me" textbox will come up. Don't know why.)

Just in case, I'll send you this entire text via FFFn's send message feature to your email (Haken keeps your address secret, so don't sweat), assuming you gave a valid email when you registered.

Hope this helps...

Respectfully,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"History may say I saved River; but it's not like that. No, that's not it at all. I saved my sister."

- Simon Tam, M.D., husband and father of 4, Jiangyin; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:08 AM

Woah that's how that thing works? I wonder...

*goes to check the outdated email he doesn't use anymore but is registered with*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CASSANDRAE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Oh goody!!! I need to add a nomination for Cassandrae, even though she rarely posts on the board as such, she has some lovely fics and wallpapers and she's a sweetie.

Yeah, yeah, nuff of the sweet talkin' missy! Where's that story you're supposed to be writing, huh? BTW,I second the nomination for Zoid, for always posting such interesting theories. And second the nomination for Neroli, since well, she has shown the dark side of the whole River/Jayne fandom. And for bein' such a fussy old lady.

Ducks for cover...

MAL
"Maybe you're right. Maybe we're soulmates."
INARA
"Yes. Great. I wish you hundreds of fat children."

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:21 AM

thanks, zoid. if anyone would like to know more about the mysterious kgb, now they can! only you get to hear about me and no cool government operatives...yet.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cassandrae:
Yeah, yeah, nuff of the sweet talkin' missy! Where's that story you're supposed to be writing, huh? BTW,I second the nomination for Zoid, for always posting such interesting theories. And second the nomination for Neroli, since well, she has shown the dark side of the whole River/Jayne fandom. And for bein' such a fussy old lady.

Ducks for cover...

MAL
"Maybe you're right. Maybe we're soulmates."
INARA
"Yes. Great. I wish you hundreds of fat children."

I am not a fussy old lady!

Oh wait, yes I am...hehehe

And I would do a bad SW impersonation about showing you the dark side of Jayne/River fandom but well...I might get lynched...

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
thanks, zoid. if anyone would like to know more about the mysterious kgb, now they can! only you get to hear about me and no cool government operatives...yet.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

EEKKK! Another young'en!!

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
thanks, zoid. if anyone would like to know more about the mysterious kgb, now they can! only you get to hear about me and no cool government operatives...yet.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

EEKKK! Another young'en!!

Yeah I know, they're sprouting up all over. Why back in my day we didn't have the internet to sit and talk to people on all night long, we used to...oh wait...ummm...

Kids, stay in school, talk on the internet and don't sign any "overseas educational opportunities" contracts without reading the very fine print.

Trust me. You'll thank me later.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:47 AM

Oopps...posted in wrong thread...hehee

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:47 AM

ok, now that i am sufficiently ashamed of my age....what if i already signed an overseas educational opportunity paper? can i get out of it? if i limp?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, now that i am sufficiently ashamed of my age....what if i already signed an overseas educational opportunity paper? can i get out of it? if i limp?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Aw, didn't mean to make you ashamed...it's just the whole "knowing I'm old enough to have given birth to you" thing kicked in...LOL

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, now that i am sufficiently ashamed of my age....what if i already signed an overseas educational opportunity paper? can i get out of it? if i limp?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Nope, a limp won't cut it. I had my kneecap hanging clean off and they made me stay till my contract was up. Well they fixed it, but it was hanging clean off! Creepifying huh?

And that was one of the more pleasant experiences!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:55 AM

And I'm not old enough to give birth to you, well or anyone for that matter. I mean...hey if I could pull that one off I bet the Weekly World News aka "The Paper" would set me up for life!

But...

Oww...

The hell with that!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:56 AM

morbid and creepifiying...but i'm ok with it. i've have more surgeries than you can count on one hand!, so i like to think that i'm fairly desensitized. i feel its a necessity for "young 'uns" like myself in today's modern world. as for staying up all night on the internet, i only stay up half the night!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:58 AM

Great now I'm in the mood to do that Lethal Weapon III scar comparison, but I won't.

Too hard to explain most of them. Hehe.

But yeah, just stay up half the night. Good plan.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:11 AM

i like to think that all of my plans are good plans. of course, i'm not recalling some of my previous plans.

ok, ok, ok, that was horrible, but i just couldn't resist. restraint is something i hope to learn with age.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ZOID

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:12 AM

CageyBee:

Which one are ya' signed up with? 'O' pay grades, or 'E' pay grades? The answers to those questions are verrry important. Of course, you can always just tell 'em you're gay, or alcoholic if you really want out. Are you at school on ROTC? And, of course, Gunhand failed to mention it, but females that serve in our armed forces always have the option of leaving the military following a pregnancy.

On a side note -- not to hijack the thread or nothing -- could I nominate 'jebbypal', too? She may be young enough to be my daughter, but she's not young enough to be Neroli's (unless she's from one of them states where the term 'virgin' is defined as 'a girl who can outrun all of her brothers'). Besides, jebby was nice to me, so...

Respectfully,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"History may say I saved River; but it's not like that. No, that's not it at all. I saved my sister."

- Simon Tam, M.D., husband and father of 4, Jiangyin; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

NEROLI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:15 AM

Oh yes, I second jebbypal's nomination!!!

And can't recall her age...but I do believe she is not young enough to be my daughter. Even if I was from one of those states...LMAO

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:17 AM

oh, zoid, i feel so bad...i lied. i didn't sign anything and i'm not in rotc or anything of the like. oddly enough, my health problems keep me from doing so (take that gunhand!), and they aren't even girlie or crazy ones. and no worries about hijacking the thread...i try to do it all the time....luckily, most of the time, i fail dismally.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:35 AM

No problems KGB. I mean hell, when I was your age if someone said,"Hi I'm KGB" I'd have to shoot them. Chalk one up to progress eh?

Hello Zoid...

Nothing to add I just had to use the new Hello Zoid... Hehe.

Well one thing to add, I never thought of the pregnency discharges because the only Love Boat I was on they had me on and off it before I could even finish singing the theme song. The singing is what probably told them to get me off it too. The bastards.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MANIACNUMBERONE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:25 AM

I nominate Succatash.
He is crazy.
And his hair isn't even big.

-------------------------------------------
Inara: Who's winning?
Simon: I can't really tell, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
-------------------------------------------

DELIA

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 2:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
Whilst I'm at it -- and until I'm told to shut up -- I'd like to forward Astriana, Delia, Elwoodmom, and Annik, too.

The guys are on their own. I know which side my bread is buttered on...

_______
"History may say I saved River; but it's not like that. No, that's not it at all. I saved my sister."

- Simon Tam, M.D., husband and father of 4, Jiangyin; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

Thank you most kindly for the nomination, sir. I consider it quite the compliment.

I have a question about your newest signature. Didn't Kaylee Tam have SIX children? So who's the father of the other two, or is there no overlap at all?

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

MAUGWAI

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 3:38 PM

Even though it happened a long time ago, linearly speaking, I second the Badgershat nomination! He's a tall drink of This Land presidential goodness.

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."

WHOODAHN

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 3:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
Thank you kindly. Although I feel I'm unworthy -- and doubtless many will agree -- I would never repay a compliment with a snub. But I reckon you're backing the wrong horse for a popularity contest...

Born 6:15PM, 17 July 1958, St. Joseph's Hospital, Houston, Texas. My mom will never forgive me for that... (think middle of summer, pre-air conditioning Texas)

As far as ATC goes, sanity's got nothing to do with it. As a group, you'll never meet a more looney lot than the hundreds of controllers I've known -- and all Type A personalities, to boot. If you're easy-going, well-adjusted and literal-minded, it's probably not the career for you. Or at least, you'll certainly stick out like a sore thumb amongst your peers.

All the controllers I know -- myself included -- like working single-manned, so they can get away from all those other miserable a**holes. ;)

Gawd, all them ivory towers in one place must be like sleeping with a porcupine.
Sorry, I don't speak Texan very often so I hope you'all forgive me if I get it wrong.

Me? Southern California, October 1956. Back in the day when there were still orange groves in your backyard. I mean, for sure.

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

ZOID

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 4:09 PM

Delia wrote:

Quote:
I have a question about your newest signature. Didn't Kaylee Tam have SIX children? So who's the father of the other two, or is there no overlap at all?

Can't sneak anything past a library artist. I'll only say that it's not a typo or continuity error (kids as continuity errors, hmm, there's one to ponder). As to whom the sire might be, a gentleman never gossips about a lady's personal life, but I've got my suspicions and I've hinted at 'em in the past, so... There's an old saying, down South, "How do you know who your daddy is? 'Cause your mama told you so." Although if we ever get around to having a Firefly 'reality' episode, they could always whip out a DNA expert; y'all let me know how that goes. It'll be the one and only episode of Firefly I'd intentionally miss.

Good work, though, Miss Delia! I was bound and determined not to give you any hints and spoil your fun, and you've justified my faith. Now with regards to the wording of Simon's quote, umm... (aaahhhh, go se! That was a hint, wasn't it!?)

As regards the nomination: c'est mon plaisir, chere amie. Politically correct or not, I consider myself enough of a gentleman to open a door or pull out a chair for a lady. Even the sauciest among the fairer sex here on the General Board (and y'all know who you are) qualifies by my definition: every woman should be treated with respect. (EDIT: Not because they are the weaker sex, but because they are the better sex, the best example of everything good in homo sapiens) I feel certain that I speak for every man here (except for that EDITed part).

When it comes time to vote, I'll only cast one, and I'm leaning heavily toward the person who virtually single-handedly cast off the evil 'real world political' threads from the General Boards. In my mind, she's the greatest hero of CyberThisLand. All the other posters have got a ways to go to catch her, in my estimation (I've already stated that I'm not worthy). If y'all don't know who she is (here I go hinting again), reread the archives and look for "Enough of the politcal (sic) crap" and skip toward the bottom of the page. There, along with the last mad ramblings of the dispossessed, you'll find why I hold her in such high esteem; those ramblings that follow serving as eloquent evidence for my estimation.

Every citizen voter should have a firm grasp of CyberThisLand's history before casting a ballot, n'est-ce pas?

Respectfully,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"History may say I saved River; but it's not like that. No, that's not it at all. I saved my sister."

- Simon Tam, M.D., husband and father of 4, Jiangyin; from A Child Shall Lead Them: A History of the Second War of Independence Wilkins, Richard

JEBBYPAL

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:45 PM

Aww, thanks zoid And for the record, although I grew up in a state bordered by Arkansas and Kansas, womenfolk running from their brothers only happened on the fanatical compounds and I most definitely avoided those! No offense intended to the arkies and flatlanders that appreciate firefly and managed to access the internet today

Hmm, I think the nominations have become votes and almost everyone I recognize has already been nommed I think. Ooh, actually can't remember. I nominate ebonezer anyway just in case. And if multiple votes are allowed, vote for zoid, neroli, and cassandrae. If only one, then put me down for neroli so her writer's block will end and we'll all be graced with another Delta Rain installment .

okay, enough procrastinating, back to work for me.

jebbypal

CAGEYBEE

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:03 PM

hey, jebbypal, thanks for the nom....but i have a request. can you come back and vote again on a voting day? because otherwise i get confused, and then i tend to fall or otherwise hurt myself, and i hate when that happens. leads to scar comparison contests...and i hate to lose.

and, i think i'm only going to let people vote for one person....so let the inner turmoil begin!

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

DELIA

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:51 PM

Zoid,

Hmmmm. Now I'm going to have to reread Simon's quote very carefully and try to find some sort of clue in it. Darn it! I knew it wasn't a continuity error -- these are too well thought out for that. I just wasn't sure I was remembering right.

As for the DNA testing, all I know is this. I had class Wednesday nights, so I was forever having to set the timer for Angel during Jerry Springer, which my WB seems to play all day long. Every time I get stuck listening to two minutes of Jerry while I punch in some mysterious sequence of numbers that make the VCR (more often than not) do what I want, Jerry is DNA testing somebody. Where do they find these people?

Thank you for the kind words. You will notice that I'm very carefully not nominating or voting in this thread, because I don't like having to choose among friends. But you would certainly be on the list of people I'd vote for, were I voting.

For the record, I don't consider it at all politically uncorrect to hold a door or pull out a chair for a lady. Telling her not to worry her pretty little head about finaces, 'cause that's what her daddy/husband are for -- that's not politically correct. Holding a door, that's common curtesy. But then, I'm from south of the Mason Dixon line and we've got some old fashioned ideas.

Delia

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:52 PM

I second and third any nominations for Mal-licious!!

Neroli, Gunhand, Zoid, Delia, Elwoodmom, Howdyrockerbaby1, and Jefe also get backed by me.

Mal-licious

DELIA

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I second and third any nominations for Mal-licious!!

Neroli, Gunhand, Zoid, Delia, Elwoodmom, Howdyrockerbaby1, and Jefe also get backed by me.

Mal-licious

Many thanks, Malicious! As I stated above, I'm note voting, but you're also someone I would vote for if I were.

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:12 PM

Lots of Southern womenfolk around here seems like. This makes me smile. Like this.

That is all.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:50 PM

i have decided that you people are my favorite people in the world...and i'm not saying this to pump myself for up for votes or anything.

I had this on my laptop and then i had to leave so i hybernated it...when i turned it back on, i found this opened and i was reading it in the middle of class...i was laughing so hard i was crying...i even got one of my friends into hysterics and she is still a Firefly virgin so to speak...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:02 PM

I don't know if he'll accept the nom, but I would like to add Static to the list. He has a harem and all. That and he has a way with words. A good way.

The list has so many incredible people, how am I ever going to vote?

Gunhand: I am almost Southern, kinda a Midwest Southern. I have a mild accent. Does that count?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I don't know if he'll accept the nom, but I would like to add Static to the list. He has a harem and all. That and he has a way with words. A good way.

The list has so many incredible people, how am I ever going to vote?

Gunhand: I am almost Southern, kinda a Midwest Southern. I have a mild accent. Does that count?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Yeah it's gonna be hard to actually vote. I say we just call it a draw and sit and talk about how amazingly wonderful, good looking and intelligent we all are. Semi-paraphrased from Blackadder there...

Any Southern accent counts, on womenfolk it's just great and I miss hearing it on a regular basis, then again when I did I didn't consider it an accent. While on menfolk, well menfolk like me at least, people just assume we're dumb 'cause we talk slow. Which we can use to our advantage sometimes ya know.

If there is voting, for a bribe I've decided I'll take a Southern girl, in a Kaylee dress with red hair. If any of y'all can find that then consider my vote bought.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:17 PM

this sucks, I've lived almost my entire life in Oregon and the only accent we have is that we talk really fast and slur certain words together.

alas, I shall live out the rest of my days talking like a normal...

...

...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I don't know if he'll accept the nom, but I would like to add Static to the list. He has a harem and all. That and he has a way with words. A good way.

The list has so many incredible people, how am I ever going to vote?

Gunhand: I am almost Southern, kinda a Midwest Southern. I have a mild accent. Does that count?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Yeah it's gonna be hard to actually vote. I say we just call it a draw and sit and talk about how amazingly wonderful, good looking and intelligent we all are. Semi-paraphrased from Blackadder there...

Any Southern accent counts, on womenfolk it's just great and I miss hearing it on a regular basis, then again when I did I didn't consider it an accent. While on menfolk, well menfolk like me at least, people just assume we're dumb 'cause we talk slow. Which we can use to our advantage sometimes ya know.

If there is voting, for a bribe I've decided I'll take a Southern girl, in a Kaylee dress with red hair. If any of y'all can find that then consider my vote bought.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

how about a girl named Kaylee, wearing a dress and hair dyed red? is that close enough?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:21 PM

It's okay Howdyrockerbaby, we still thinks you're keen.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I don't know if he'll accept the nom, but I would like to add Static to the list. He has a harem and all. That and he has a way with words. A good way.

The list has so many incredible people, how am I ever going to vote?

Gunhand: I am almost Southern, kinda a Midwest Southern. I have a mild accent. Does that count?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Yeah it's gonna be hard to actually vote. I say we just call it a draw and sit and talk about how amazingly wonderful, good looking and intelligent we all are. Semi-paraphrased from Blackadder there...

Any Southern accent counts, on womenfolk it's just great and I miss hearing it on a regular basis, then again when I did I didn't consider it an accent. While on menfolk, well menfolk like me at least, people just assume we're dumb 'cause we talk slow. Which we can use to our advantage sometimes ya know.

If there is voting, for a bribe I've decided I'll take a Southern girl, in a Kaylee dress with red hair. If any of y'all can find that then consider my vote bought.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

how about a girl named Kaylee, wearing a dress and hair dyed red? is that close enough?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

Gonna have to consult with my advisors on that one...hehehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

JEBBYPAL

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 10:45 PM

Quote:
howdyrockerbaby1 wrote: my entire life in Oregon and the only accent we have is that we talk really fast and slur certain words together.

Get a twang in there howdy and it will qualify! Lost all my accent after leaving the midwest for 4+ yrs ---- my brother says I talk like a yankee now!

BADGERSHAT

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 11:33 PM

... I'm so confused...

I'm nominated for something, and I honestly have no idea what the hell it is, but I doubt it's bad, so okay, but could someone tell mewhat I'm nominated for, and I nominate Gunhand and Zoid and Astriana and Mal-licious and all sort of others and I still don't know whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[click]
[bang]
[thud]

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

JEBBYPAL

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 11:43 PM

Quote:
you can nominate and/or vote whoever you want, based on whatever you want~ if you know them personally, if you think they're very insightful, if they make you fall over laughing....

Just for being you Jefe

Seriously, just nominations on who's the most entertaining during posts etc ---- a friendly popularity contest if you will.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 12:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jebbypal:
Quote:
you can nominate and/or vote whoever you want, based on whatever you want~ if you know them personally, if you think they're very insightful, if they make you fall over laughing....

Just for being you Jefe

Seriously, just nominations on who's the most entertaining during posts etc ---- a friendly popularity contest if you will.

With stomping and snipers and Korean War era jet fighters!

A good time will be had by all!

Or else!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 12:05 AM

I am the one who REQUESTED a harem for gosh sakes! And I swear, by Jefe's pretty floral bonnet that I will END whoever doesn't vote for me. In a nice, politically correct way, of course.

Mal-licious

INSIGHT SPINNER

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 1:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Wait a minute...balls?

*puts his tin foil hat back on and goes back to his hidden bunker*

Think you may wanna edit that one. Hehehe.

Yes, I told you about them...remember? Ben and Wa?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That settles my female vote, Neroli. I was thinkin' it was between you and Jebbypal due to your shiny fanfics, but you are just way more wacked-out when it comes to posts. Good work.

Now I've gotta think on the males....

insight spinner
__________

Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 2:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I am the one who REQUESTED a harem for gosh sakes! And I swear, by Jefe's pretty floral bonnet that I will END whoever doesn't vote for me. In a nice, politically correct way, of course.

Mal-licious

Hey I requested my own cult on another thread! I got the robes all ordered and everything and what happens? Nada, niente, zilch, bupkiss, diddly and squat...

So forgive me if I don't sympathise. I mean where the hell am I gonna wear this kimono now and not look out of place?

(Mister Taggert Voice)

I am depressed.

(/Mister Taggert Voice)

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:34 AM

if you start wearing your kimono around, gunhand, i'm sure you'll attract a cult with little to no effort at all.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
if you start wearing your kimono around, gunhand, i'm sure you'll attract a cult with little to no effort at all.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Might do, might do.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:20 AM

if indeed kimono-wearing does happens, would it be possible to get a photo? i mean, i think it could definitely help your chances in the review.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:22 AM

Anything's possible but the closest digital camera I have access to and/or scanner is 2500 miles away at the moment.

So likely I'll have to just go with my natural charm.

God help me.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by insight spinner:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:

Yes, I told you about them...remember? Ben and Wa?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That settles my female vote, Neroli. I was thinkin' it was between you and Jebbypal due to your shiny fanfics, but you are just way more wacked-out when it comes to posts. Good work.

Now I've gotta think on the males....

insight spinner
__________

Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

WHOO HOOO! I'm wacked-out!

And I notice you're either the only one that got what I was talking about or the only one wacked-out enough to admit it...heheee

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:35 AM

well, the proximity of your camera/scanner does prove problematic....perhaps you could give a written description? i'm sure neroli would enjoy it (and i suppose i could force myself to read it )

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I am the one who REQUESTED a harem for gosh sakes! And I swear, by Jefe's pretty floral bonnet that I will END whoever doesn't vote for me. In a nice, politically correct way, of course.

Mal-licious

And that request got me to nominate you, don't that count for something?

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
well, the proximity of your camera/scanner does prove problematic....perhaps you could give a written description? i'm sure neroli would enjoy it (and i suppose i could force myself to read it )

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Well, I was going to respond to Gunhands post but...cageybee's is looking more fun to piggyback on...LOL

Yes, pics, written descriptions, we aren't picky Gunhand!

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
well, the proximity of your camera/scanner does prove problematic....perhaps you could give a written description? i'm sure neroli would enjoy it (and i suppose i could force myself to read it )

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Well, I was going to respond to Gunhands post but...cageybee's is looking more fun to piggyback on...LOL

Yes, pics, written descriptions, we aren't picky Gunhand!

I have to give points for using problematic, that I surely do...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:03 AM

how many points, because i'm trying to keep a running tally in my head. so those points plus....wow, i gotta get earning some points.

edit- right back at ya! never miss the opportunity to toast, its bad karma.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
how many points, because i'm trying to keep a running tally in my head. so those points plus....wow, i gotta get earning some points.

edit- right back at ya! never miss the opportunity to toast, its bad karma.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Yeah, I know how you feel...to figure out my points I have to go through a long and complicated process that starts with

"Nothin' plus nothin', carry the nothin'..."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 6:00 AM

those of us who learned in the 'jayne school of math' often have a harder time than others....i see it as making us special. and i can't believe i missed that reference... kudos, howdy, kudos

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I am the one who REQUESTED a harem for gosh sakes! And I swear, by Jefe's pretty floral bonnet that I will END whoever doesn't vote for me. In a nice, politically correct way, of course.

Mal-licious

And that request got me to nominate you, don't that count for something?

It counts in the Jayne school of counting! (It was an honor just to be nominated.)

Mal-licious

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:10 AM

Well, I think cageybee ought to let us vote twice...one for the male of our choice and one for the female...that way we don't have to suffer quite so much, I mean, there are more of us then there were Serenity crew and that was dmn hard making a decision on.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:12 AM

Da!

And I get to break any ties right?

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:17 AM

Well, that is up to Cageybee...LOL

Actually, I kinda hope we never get to the actual voting stuff...because I just don't know if I can do it...just one vote...geesh! What kind of poll is that?

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:37 AM

I think we should just have a battle royale through the streets of some city. All superherolike. But that's just me.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

INSIGHT SPINNER

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 2:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
Originally posted by insight spinner:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:

Yes, I told you about them...remember? Ben and Wa?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! you are just way more wacked-out when it comes to posts. Good work.

WHOO HOOO! I'm wacked-out!

And I notice you're either the only one that got what I was talking about or the only one wacked-out enough to admit it...heheee

It may be a generational thing, admitting to such arcane knowledge, but you know that I know that they know that...

...you know!!

insight spinner
__________

Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 6:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by insight spinner:

It may be a generational thing, admitting to such arcane knowledge, but you know that I know that they know that...

...you know!!

insight spinner
__________

Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

Is it wrong that what you said made perfect sense to me? LOL

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Well, I think cageybee ought to let us vote twice...one for the male of our choice and one for the female...that way we don't have to suffer quite so much, I mean, there are more of us then there were Serenity crew and that was dmn hard making a decision on.

I second Neroli's suggestion! Judges? Judges decide to allow 1 male/1 female vote. Right, KGB?

Mal-licious

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
those of us who learned in the 'jayne school of math' often have a harder time than others....i see it as making us special. and i can't believe i missed that reference... kudos, howdy, kudos

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Yay Kudos! Yummy! i've been hungry for a while now!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I think we should just have a battle royale through the streets of some city. All superherolike. But that's just me.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Only if i get a gun and a Shiny hat first!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

INSIGHT SPINNER

Thursday, May 20, 2004 2:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Quote:
Originally posted by insight spinner:

It may be a generational thing, admitting to such arcane knowledge, but you know that I know that they know that...

...you know!!

insight spinner
__________

Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

Is it wrong that what you said made perfect sense to me? LOL

Of course not. What I said was quite sensible. Yes it was!

insight spinner
__________

Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

CAGEYBEE

Thursday, May 20, 2004 4:07 AM

ok, this is just a post to get the thread to the top of the list. read the edit....i got all selfless....its unlikely to happen again.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

JEBBYPAL

Thursday, May 20, 2004 6:00 AM

Aww, well in the spirit of cageybee's group love, I hereby nominate all posters to this list On a daily basis you each remind me that there is something more than the daily grind. And whereelse can we find people to discuss the philosophies of each of fireflies characters while wondering exactly why Book was in the cargo bay during Serenity

Goddess of the Shiney Awards

NEROLI

Thursday, May 20, 2004 6:12 AM

Cageybee...you can join me in Gunhand groupie-dom anytime you wish.

Goddess Of The Sandbox

http://p221.ezboard.com/bfireflyfanficawards

MALICIOUS

Thursday, May 20, 2004 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, this is just a post to get the thread to the top of the list. read the edit....i got all selfless....its unlikely to happen again.

Well?? Are you going to announce that I won??

Mal-licious

BADGERSHAT

Friday, May 21, 2004 12:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, this is just a post to get the thread to the top of the list. read the edit....i got all selfless....its unlikely to happen again.

Well?? Are you going to announce that I won??

Mal-licious

Just be honest--how'd your illustrious Jefé do in this vote?

Go on, I can take it, I'm a large semi-muscular man...

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

CAGEYBEE

Friday, May 21, 2004 4:17 AM

ok, ok, since everyone wants to know who wins....huh....

funny thing just happened. i was prepared to go all selfless again and say that everyone wins....but then the spirit of jayne spoke to me and i decided that i win. its my thread and i am nominated, gorramit! so there!

edit- i am, however, up for the battle royale proposed by gunhand.....unlike jefe, i'm a totally muscular woman.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

KARENKAY99

Friday, May 21, 2004 11:24 AM

i vote for malicious.

i love how much she loves mal!!

my duty done.

"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."

MALICIOUS

Friday, May 21, 2004 3:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by karenkay99:
i vote for malicious.

i love how much she loves mal!!

my duty done.

YOU, my dear, are completely and totally forgiven!!

I'd like to thank all my fans for this honor, (waves, wipes away a tear) thank you ALL! (adjusts aluminum foil "crown.")

Mal-licious

CAGEYBEE

Friday, May 21, 2004 4:02 PM

hey everyone.....just wanted to say i did tally up the nomination/votes...anyone want me to post them?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

MALICIOUS

Friday, May 21, 2004 10:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
hey everyone.....just wanted to say i did tally up the nomination/votes...anyone want me to post them?

Only if I won!

Mal-licious

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Saturday, May 22, 2004 3:58 AM

sure go ahead and post it...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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