MAL WINS!

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ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 2:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Let me make this perfectly clear: Mal is the man for me!! However, I never said I wouldn't give Jayne a tumble. I'm sure I would regret it later, but I bet it would be gooooood. (He WAS my 2nd choice in the poll, after all. Which Mal should have won, by the way.)

Mal-licious

Good and nasty!

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 2:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Pselus:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Well, sense of humor does score some points. Just not enough for me! Hee hee!

I think you're missing something.
Zoe is a hard core warrior woman. Warrior women don't like soft cushy men...they need REAL men.
Wash appears to be a soft cushy man...however, in order for Zoe to be with him, this cannot be true. However, we know it IS true SO there must be SOMETHING to make up for him being a pansie that Zoe enjoys...something we don't see...something hidden...
need I be more obvious?

(by the way, none of the Firefly guys are for me cause...well...I'm a guy...however I will willingly take all the women off of the guys hands)

"Big Damn Heroes sir."

Maybe it's a case of opposites attract...Kind of you to offer to help the fellas out with the women!

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 2:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Pselus:
actually...if I were a female...I'd find Wash the most attractive anyway...just gotta love a pilot...

wow...did I really just say that?

"Big Damn Heroes sir."

But we understand what you mean!

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 6:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Let me make this perfectly clear: Mal is the man for me!! However, I never said I wouldn't give Jayne a tumble. I'm sure I would regret it later, but I bet it would be gooooood. (He WAS my 2nd choice in the poll, after all. Which Mal should have won, by the way.)

Mal-licious

Good and nasty!

Hmmmmm. Maybe I wouldn't regret it. I should try it just to see. Jayne? Call me.

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 7:56 PM

>>Hmmmmm. Maybe I wouldn't regret it. I should try it just to see. Jayne? Call me.<<

If his line is busy, it's cause he's talking to me!

DELIA

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:00 PM

Good heavens! I just read this whole thread, and still can't quite figure out what's going on.

Something about cookies. . . .

. . . and a riot . . . .

. . . and Jayne . . . .

. . . and was there a shiny hat at some point?

(Delia scratches her head in confusion, looks cross-eyed at the screen, shrugs, and wanders off to find a different thread.)

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:01 PM

He has call waiting. If he puts you on hold, it's because I called!

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:02 PM

Like it says under your name Delia...This is what going mad feels like.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:02 PM

Poor Delia! 'Nother bad day? This thread was just enough to send you over the edge, huh?

Mal-licious

DELIA

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 8:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Poor Delia! 'Nother bad day? This thread was just enough to send you over the edge, huh?

Mal-licious

I guess I deserve this for going away for the weekend and neglecting the boards, but this thread is maddening, even by the usual standards!

Actually, Malicious, a very good day. Just handed in my last assignment -- 2/3 of the way through grad school!

Delia

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

DELIA

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:02 PM

Hang on, I think I might have this thread figured out, so I just want to add

(Delia climbs onto her soap box)

MAL WAS ROBBED!

(Delia quickly climbs back off the soap box and ducks, so Gunhand and Neroli will have a harder time aiming their tomatoes.)

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:04 PM

Yes, this thread is maddeing, especially since Malicious and I are in a phone fight for Jayne!

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 9:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
He has call waiting. If he puts you on hold, it's because I called!

Mal-licious

Alright, how about we settle it this way: I call Jayne Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. You call him Monday, Wednesday and Friday? Deal? I get the extra day because: A) I voted for him B) I'm older than you C) I'm Mom!

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 10:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
He has call waiting. If he puts you on hold, it's because I called!

Mal-licious

Alright, how about we settle it this way: I call Jayne Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. You call him Monday, Wednesday and Friday? Deal? I get the extra day because: A) I voted for him B) I'm older than you C) I'm Mom!

You ain't older than me by much, if at all! Today (bows head solemnly) is half-birthday eve. That's right! Tomorrow, I will be exactly 40 and 1/2.

Frankly, I'll only need Jayne for 1 or 2 nights. You can have him the rest of the year! Mal might get upset if I'm away from our bunk more than that.

Mal-licious

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 10:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
(Delia climbs onto her soap box)

MAL WAS ROBBED!

(Delia quickly climbs back off the soap box and ducks, so Gunhand and Neroli will have a harder time aiming their tomatoes.)

You get right back up on that soap box with me! Take those tomatoes like a man! (How are your dodgeball skills?)

Mal-licious

DELIA

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 1:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
(Delia climbs onto her soap box)

MAL WAS ROBBED!

(Delia quickly climbs back off the soap box and ducks, so Gunhand and Neroli will have a harder time aiming their tomatoes.)

You get right back up on that soap box with me! Take those tomatoes like a man! (How are your dodgeball skills?)

Mal-licious

Ummmm, slight problems with taking anything like a man. . . .

Besides, my Daddy taught me that discretion was the better part of valor, and so I'm gonna duck! (I suck at dodgeball).

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 1:19 AM

Nah I don't throw tomatoes at ladies. I'm all culturified and stuff.

Plus they usually throw shoes back...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

DELIA

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 1:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Nah I don't throw tomatoes at ladies. I'm all culturified and stuff.

Plus they usually throw shoes back...

Well, then I apologize for the insinuation that you aren't all culturified.

Do you know, I think I actually have witnessed shoe throwing. With lousy aim, but shoe throwing none the less.

Personally, I prefer the icy stare, preferably over the top of my glasses.

Delia

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 1:29 AM

My mom thew a shoe at me once. Not when I was a kid or anything, I was all grown up and home visiting for a spell sometime when I was in my 20's and I said something I probably shouldn't have. Next thing I know, shoe to the forehead.

Shoulda known better. Not only does my mom have a temper but she's got damn good aim.

Which is why I always secure my weapons before visiting her. Never know...hehe.

PS: I'm visiting her now and they're way secure.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:21 AM

I like your Mom! Do you think she could take Zoe on? Ten bucks on your Mom!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
He has call waiting. If he puts you on hold, it's because I called!

Mal-licious

Alright, how about we settle it this way: I call Jayne Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. You call him Monday, Wednesday and Friday? Deal? I get the extra day because: A) I voted for him B) I'm older than you C) I'm Mom!

You ain't older than me by much, if at all! Today (bows head solemnly) is half-birthday eve. That's right! Tomorrow, I will be exactly 40 and 1/2.

Frankly, I'll only need Jayne for 1 or 2 nights. You can have him the rest of the year! Mal might get upset if I'm away from our bunk more than that.

Mal-licious

Oh, my, I meant to wish you a happy 1/2 birthday. I'm so sorry!

Did you eat a 1/2 cake? Should we sing you a 1/2 song?? Wait, we have til Wednesday! Yay!

For your gift, you can have Jayne for however long you'd like, Mal allowing! Just don't wear him out!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:29 AM

>>Personally, I prefer the icy stare, preferably over the top of my glasses.<<

Good one, Delia! I'm going to go practice in front of my mirror right now!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:31 AM

>>Plus they usually throw shoes back...<<

Or pitchforks, don't forget pitchforks!

INSIGHT SPINNER

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Well not kill because either of us could have done it, but damn it was hard on the furniture...She had a temper and a blackbelt.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

[grabs bag of popcorn and pulls up chair]

Wow...that's quite an image. I can just imagine the stories.

insight spinner
__________

Just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:39 AM

elwoodmom, is there any way i could get jayne for my birthday? it is in exactly 10 days....and he will need exactly that long to recover.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 3:59 AM

My birthday's two weeks from today, I was told just a little while ago. Damn thing keeps creeping up on me like a creepy thing.

Oh and the stories with the blackbelt girl...you can only imagine.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:25 AM

we should have party. aren't there a few other fellow geminis out there?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:34 AM

Neroli's birthday is soon, I forget exactly when because I really suck with dates. Tommorow (well today now) is Mal-icious' half-birthday. There are probably more.

I'm always up for a party though.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:45 AM

malicious, you out there? i just noticed it was your half-birthday, and i wanted to wish you a happy one. i sent you a present (it should have breathing holes and MAL REYNOLDS stamped in big letters on the side.) if you didn't get, is your mail carrier female? or perhaps a male with slightly female tendencies?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Neroli's birthday is soon, I forget exactly when because I really suck with dates. Tommorow (well today now) is Mal-icious' half-birthday. There are probably more.

I'm always up for a party though.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

It's a month from three days ago...in other words, the 15th.

And can I have Jayne and Gunhand for my birthday???Please???

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 4:53 AM

Nope.

Ever since Kindergarten I've been saddled with this "Does not share well with others" thing. I still have the report card...somewhere...just to prove it.

One or the other.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:00 AM

neroli, if your gift hasn't arrived yet, i've just become seriously concerned for jayne's welfare! as for gunhand, turns out, he fights back hard when you try to stuff him in a box.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:03 AM

Dang it...but...but...it's my BIRTHDAY!!!

Oh, fine then...~wanders off muttering to decide which one she wants~

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:05 AM

See and y'all didn't believe me when I said I was mean.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
neroli, if your gift hasn't arrived yet, i've just become seriously concerned for jayne's welfare! as for gunhand, turns out, he fights back hard when you try to stuff him in a box.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Oh yeah! Cageybee to the rescue, now I don't have to choose!!!

But you know, I am a bit hurt that Gunhand didn't want to be stuffed in a box for me...hmmm...that sounded kinda naughty...LOL

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:08 AM

I never said that...

I said if Jayne was there I was packing up and coming home.

Nuances ya see, nuances.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:09 AM

ok, in lieu of jayne, i've decided to send you hamilton from angel instead. this package better be delivered promptly or those post office workers better get their games faces on!

as for gunhand, nuances my ass! he was very difficult in that he was upset about the box size. i told him postage gets really expensive, but he didn't seem to care. where are his manners?
me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I never said that...

I said if Jayne was there I was packing up and coming home.

Nuances ya see, nuances.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Gorramit, he's too big to hide!!

Ok, how's about I play with Jayne now since he's here and then Cageybee can ship you to arrive on my birthday? Does that work? I promise he'll be gone by then...hehehee

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
ok, in lieu of jayne, i've decided to send you hamilton from angel instead. this package better be delivered promptly or those post office workers better get their games faces on!

as for gunhand, nuances my ass! he was very difficult in that he was upset about the box size. i told him postage gets really expensive, but he didn't seem to care. where are his manners?
me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Um...Yeah, Hammie works too...~stuffs Jayne back in his box~

And I can just hear Gunhand complaining about the box size...hehee

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:17 AM

Nope, policy is policy.

*goes and sits in his secret bunker*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Nope, policy is policy.

*goes and sits in his secret bunker*

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

But...but...Cageybee spent all that money on postage for both of 'em!! And they are here now, it'd be all sorts of rude to just ship 'em back...and I sent you Saffron in a box!!! ~pouts~

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:19 AM

neroli, when you're done with jayne, would you send him right on over to my place? it'll be my birthday then, so try not to wear him out too much? please?

edit- otherwise, hamilton will do in a pinch.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:35 AM

Well I just spent a bunch of time in a fruitless quest for a good picture of a box. Was gonna do something funny too, but now...I can't.

*sighs*

Oh well.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
neroli, when you're done with jayne, would you send him right on over to my place? it'll be my birthday then, so try not to wear him out too much? please?

edit- otherwise, hamilton will do in a pinch.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

~sighs~ Well, since Gunhand is being such a

about letting me play with Jayne I'll send him back unused...but I am keeping Hammie just in case I can change his mind...hehehe

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Well I just spent a bunch of time in a fruitless quest for a good picture of a box. Was gonna do something funny too, but now...I can't.

*sighs*

Oh well.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Hmmmm...now what would you want a pic of a box for? ~scratches head and wonders~

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:41 AM

I feel like the consolation prize at a carnival or something. Sheesh.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:44 AM

an unused jayne?!?! neroli, you are the best re-gifter ever! wow, i need to go purchase some satin sheets and hit up costco for some whipped cream....*starts a mental lists of other jayne-inspired groceries*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I feel like the consolation prize at a carnival or something. Sheesh.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

You? Consolation prize? I think not...more like if I don't play with Jayne now I'll never want too after playing with you.

And I did let you play with Saffron, so it only seems fair-like...hehee

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:45 AM

Oh and the box was for a Birthday Present but I can't find one so...

Hmmm.

I'll think of something.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
an unused jayne?!?! neroli, you are the best re-gifter ever! wow, i need to go purchase some satin sheets and hit up costco for some whipped cream....*starts a mental lists of other jayne-inspired groceries*

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Well, one of us should get to enjoy him.

Want to borrow my whip? I bet he likes getting smacked as much as he likes smacking 'em....hehehee

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Oh and the box was for a Birthday Present but I can't find one so...

Hmmm.

I'll think of something.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Birthday present for who???

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:51 AM

gunhand, if you want to be my birthday present , i promise not to make you get into any type of box....well, at least not any boxes you wouldn't enjoy

neroli, that's a lovely idea. i would accept your whip with humility and i just hope to do it justice. although if jayne is around, shouldn't be too hard...

edit- too much winking, my eye hurts.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:51 AM

You'll see, I have a cunning plan...but it could take a little bit here. So don't mind me while I saw and cut and paste and stuff...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 6:38 AM

Oh sure, I see how y'all are...I get it done and you all go to bed!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:10 AM

Well insomnia strikes again. Probably shouldn't do this but...well ya asked for it!

I present to you...Gunhand in a Box(tm).

[img]

So there it is.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:50 AM

I love Gunhand in a box...LMAO!!

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
I love Gunhand in a box...LMAO!!

Well who wouldn't?

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:06 AM

None that I can think of...

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:52 AM

Uhh, Gunhand? Shouldn't that sign say "Happy HALF Birthday?"

(Jayne: "Why'd y'all order a head for?")

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:54 AM

I was trying to be all inclusive. Cunning hat though don't ya think?

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:01 AM

Well aren't you all Democratic and stuff. LOVE the hat...it's shiny in a non-metallic sort of way.

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Well aren't you all Democratic and stuff. LOVE the hat...it's shiny in a non-metallic sort of way.

Mal-licious

Happy 1/2 birthday! In honor of your birthday, here's a brief description of people born on your day. You tell us how much of it is true!

Here goes. (The Secret Language of Birthdays, by Gary Goldschneider and Joost Elffers)James Garfield, Meg Ryan and Jodie Foster were born on your birthday. Filled with a revolutionary spirit, those born on November 19 generally build from a starting point of change. It is not enough, however, for them to simply rebel. Reformers, they must carefully craft something new to take the place of the old, and furthermore administer to it. Thus they are an intersting blend of radical and conservative, anarchy and establishment. Themes of control or even repression can figure prominently in their lives whether they be rebelling against such forces or themselves exercising them.

November 19 people are often taken up with the consolidaton or administration of power, whether it be in their family, social group or career. They are extrememly serious about how that power should be delegated and toward what ends.

November 19 people often take the role of crusaders and champions of causes. Their politics and principles are usually in support of the common man, yet they can have destinctly elitist tastes. November 19 women are at their most content after spending the night with Nathan Fillion! Aren't you glad you read the whole thing??

So, what do you think? I think we have a leader here! Happy 1/2 birthday!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:34 PM

Neroli and Cageybee, I just gave Malicious her birthday gift, and now it's time to think of yours. (All these Geminis, aren't there any Aquarians around here??) I just got off the phone with Jayne, and while he's too busy to ship himself off in a box to you, he's perfectly willing to have you ship yourselves to HIM. Something about he wants to show you his bunk...Anyways, you two figure out the schedule, and have fun! Oh, and Jayne also says that you need to keep the bruising to a minimum. You know, the movie shoot and all!

Gunhand, you willing to receive any Fed Ex or UPS boxes with breathing holes in them?

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 5:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Neroli and Cageybee, I just gave Malicious her birthday gift, and now it's time to think of yours. (All these Geminis, aren't there any Aquarians around here??) I just got off the phone with Jayne, and while he's too busy to ship himself off in a box to you, he's perfectly willing to have you ship yourselves to HIM. Something about he wants to show you his bunk...Anyways, you two figure out the schedule, and have fun! Oh, and Jayne also says that you need to keep the bruising to a minimum. You know, the movie shoot and all!

Gunhand, you willing to receive any Fed Ex or UPS boxes with breathing holes in them?

Well, sadly...I am unable to take Jayne up on his fine offer since Gunhand is proving to be a mighty unsharing kinda Groupie-hound...so I hope Cageybee has fun an' all and tells me all the details of her "visit".

And yes, Gunhand accepts Fed Ex or UPS boxes with breathing holes so long as Saffron is inside them.

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 6:04 PM

>>And yes, Gunhand accepts Fed Ex or UPS boxes with breathing holes so long as Saffron is inside them. <<

Well, allow me to plug up the holes, then!

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:07 PM

Hey now, no plugging airholes up, that just leads to people becoming corpsified and gross.

But if you must know, yeah I have signed for boxes with airboles in them before. Long story...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

NEROLI

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Hey now, no plugging airholes up, that just leads to people becoming corpsified and gross.

I think that was the point og plugging thim...

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:39 PM

Ahhh okay well as long as it was just Saffron then. No one better plug up any airholes on boxes I'm travelling in...or signing for. Although I dunno where the signing for came in, I've decided to just go with it.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

DELIA

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:44 PM

This thread just gets madder and madder. Now we've got a decapitated Gunhand head in box, as well as Jayne (or possibly Saffron) in a box which may or may not have plugged up airholes.

Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:48 PM

I'm not decapitated! See my little stick body there? With the gun for the hand and the big thumb's up?

The reasons for it being a stick body is because...I have a cunning plan to go along with my cunning hat,for later use. Be afraid, be very afraid.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

DELIA

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:54 PM

Gunhand,

Sorry, I missed the little stick figure body.

Trust me, honey, you've already got me very, very afraid!

Delia

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:57 PM

Good, good. I love it when a plan comes together.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:14 PM

Mom!!

That ENTIRE description was me to a "T!" Except Nathan/Mal would be the satisfied one! Anyone have an extra box with plenty of airholes?

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Mom!!

That ENTIRE description was me to a "T!" Except Nathan/Mal would be the satisfied one! Anyone have an extra box with plenty of airholes?

Mal-licious

Hell I'm making a list of all the places I'm being shipped, so you can't have my box with airholes.

Actually I need to make more I think. I'm so lost now.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:32 PM

KEEP IN MIND (tribute to Jefe) that you should not spend so much time in transit that you neglect to enjoy the destinations!

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:35 PM

Well I'm no slouch, I'd send myself overnight air ya know.

Great I can see it now, the Gunhand World Box Tour 2004. Hey I could get a t-shirt made or something!

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

DELIA

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Well I'm no slouch, I'd send myself overnight air ya know.

Great I can see it now, the Gunhand World Box Tour 2004. Hey I could get a t-shirt made or something!

I don't think that calls for a tee shirt. I think it calls for a HAT! Preferably a shiny one!

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Well I'm no slouch, I'd send myself overnight air ya know.

Great I can see it now, the Gunhand World Box Tour 2004. Hey I could get a t-shirt made or something!

I can just see the shirt! You could use the picture you posted previously for my half birthday, OR a picture of a box with stickers from allll over the world, and a little finger waving at everyone through one of the air holes!! I'd buy it. The shirt, I mean.

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:45 PM

Hmmm shiny hat, good idea. T-shirt designs, good.

Hmmm, okay I'm seriously considering actually doing a Box Tour now because it's be hi-lerious for one thing, and would pay for itself through merchandising!

Hey it worked for Star Wars, could work for me...

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:49 PM

~~~~~~~~~Announcing~~~~~~~~~~~
the GUNHAND BOX TOUR
2004

"GUNHAND ROCKS THE BOX"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
~~~~~~~~~Announcing~~~~~~~~~~~
the GUNHAND BOX TOUR
2004

"GUNHAND ROCKS THE BOX"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mal-licious

Holy

!!!!!

I'll be back, I need to get something to clean the iced tea off my keyboard for that one.

Laughed...way...too...hard.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 9:56 PM

What? (bats eyes, looks innocent)

Mal-licious

GUNHAND

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:02 PM

Yeah yeah...

Laughed so hard I scared the dog even. Hehehe.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:05 PM

Sissy dog.

Mal-licious

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
you should not be ashamed of loving jayne. everyone does (of course, everyone does not count as malicious and howdy.)

YES I finally broke out of that gorram clicque!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
mal is so sexy and so dry with his humor that he's fairly irresistable as well.

actually...according to Joss Mal has a rather wet wit. just thought you ought to know

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 10:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
My mom thew a shoe at me once. Not when I was a kid or anything, I was all grown up and home visiting for a spell sometime when I was in my 20's and I said something I probably shouldn't have. Next thing I know, shoe to the forehead.

Shoulda known better. Not only does my mom have a temper but she's got damn good aim.

Which is why I always secure my weapons before visiting her. Never know...hehe.

PS: I'm visiting her now and they're way secure.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
"Oh hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging
around playing art critic till I get pinched by
the Man, how's about we move away from this
eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our
increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"

My eerie-ass website:
http://gunhandsfirefly.homestead.com/Index.html

Once when i was little my dad was talking on the phone, and he told all us kids to go to our rooms but i didn't, i went and hid next to the wood stove behind a short wood stack, and at the precise moment i popped my head up just in time to get hit right in the eye with a rubber boot.

The next day all these little ol' ladies at my church kept coming up and hitting my dad with their purses because they'd come up to me and ask me what happened and i'd smile and say

"My daddy hit me with a boot"

ahh...good times good times...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 11:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
This thread just gets madder and madder. Now we've got a decapitated Gunhand head in box, as well as Jayne (or possibly Saffron) in a box which may or may not have plugged up airholes.

Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

Never inhaled!

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, May 19, 2004 11:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
~~~~~~~~~Announcing~~~~~~~~~~~
the GUNHAND BOX TOUR
2004

"GUNHAND ROCKS THE BOX"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mal-licious

Good one! How on earth did this box thing get started?? Too many Geminis together, I think!

MALICIOUS

Thursday, May 20, 2004 1:30 AM

My REAL birthday is November 19 so I am actually a Scorpio, but I consider myself an honorary Gemini.

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 20, 2004 3:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
My REAL birthday is November 19 so I am actually a Scorpio, but I consider myself an honorary Gemini.

Mal-licious

I know. But aren't Neroli, Gunhand and Cageybee Geminis?

CAGEYBEE

Thursday, May 20, 2004 3:46 AM

i'm a gemini, yeah, mom. that's right, gotta watch out for that other side...it sneaks up on ya!

neroli, mighty selfless of you to let me have jayne. i wish you and gunhand lots and lots of "quality box time."

gunhand, sorry i went to bed and missed you incredibly awesome picture. i'm workin on that stayin up all night talking on the internet thing....oh yeah, and can i get my tickets for the gunhand box tour through ticketmaster? where i live, cows outnumber ticket offices, and how can i not attend?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

DELIA

Thursday, May 20, 2004 3:59 AM

Ah, so we have a disproportionate number of Geminis. That exaplains everything. Or possibly nothing. I'm a Virgo, we're indecisive.

Hey, Elwoodmom, I'm about to close down the Buffy and Angel threads and declare winners. Do you still want to have a champion showdown, and if so, do you want to handle the vote tallying? (Please???)

Delia

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

CAGEYBEE

Thursday, May 20, 2004 4:22 AM

delia, you definitely should have a review showdown....although my head is likely to explode from the effort it will take to decide.

also, if everyone would be so kind as to oblige a lady and view the poster review!!! thread, even if you believe poster voting unethical. there's an important announcement.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 20, 2004 3:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Delia:
Ah, so we have a disproportionate number of Geminis. That exaplains everything. Or possibly nothing. I'm a Virgo, we're indecisive.

Hey, Elwoodmom, I'm about to close down the Buffy and Angel threads and declare winners. Do you still want to have a champion showdown, and if so, do you want to handle the vote tallying? (Please???)

Delia

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

I don't mean to put it on you, Delia, but I've never seen Buffy or Angel, and I wouldn't know who the heck I was tallying. It sounds like your busy with school, but is there someone out there who could take it on? I'm sorry! It sounds like fun!

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, May 20, 2004 3:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
delia, you definitely should have a review showdown....although my head is likely to explode from the effort it will take to decide.

also, if everyone would be so kind as to oblige a lady and view the poster review!!! thread, even if you believe poster voting unethical. there's an important announcement.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

My daughter is yanking on my arm, but I'll get to your poster thread soon!

DELIA

Thursday, May 20, 2004 5:03 PM

That's okay, Elwoodmom, I'll do it. But I would like you to help "host" -- put in some appearances on the thread, since you started the whole thing.

Delia

___________________________________________
WESLEY : Feng shui.
GUNN: Right. What's that mean again?
WESLEY: That people will believe anything.

ELWOODMOM

Friday, May 21, 2004 2:58 AM

Sure will!

MALICIOUS

Sunday, May 23, 2004 12:13 AM

I needed to revive this thread for multiple reasons:

1) I love that fact that Mal won in this, the CORRECT thread.

2) We all celebrated my half-birthday.

3) Gunhand gave us all some head.

4) We made it clear that my real birthday is November 19. (FYI: You all have approximately 180 shopping days.)

Mal-licious

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, May 23, 2004 4:11 PM

Ummm...I must have missed something. Could you explain #3 again???

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