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Monday, September 15, 2008 1:09 PM

Well it was time for a new Pub


*sets up the Breakfast Bar adn sets the -1.11C Dew and M&M Ice Cream Sammich' in the shadows in case the Sneaky One graces us with her presence*

Hope y'all are doing well for teh start of the week!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken


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GEE
Monday, September 15, 2008 1:44 PM

afternoon Kel et al.

hope everyone is doing good, I'm not too bad for a Monday although beginning to get bored of wound checks.

*gets self cup of tea, parks himself in the corner and waits to see who turns up*

PS, Yay firsties.

PPS, I don't dance!

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Monday, September 15, 2008 1:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gee:
PS, Yay firsties.

PPS, I don't dance!

Dance, goddamnit!!!



((swipes a cold Dew)) ^__^

((lurk))

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GEE
Monday, September 15, 2008 4:50 PM

*appears, sets up drum kit*

*performs complicated drums solo for the entertainment of HK*

sorry, don't dance, can hit things in time but not move them!

Hope this works for you

*flees in terror*

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Monday, September 15, 2008 5:20 PM

Howdy Drinkers!

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MSB
Monday, September 15, 2008 5:34 PM

Morning all...

Wow it's only Monday...seriously??

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Monday, September 15, 2008 6:20 PM

I need something, but I don't know what...

I woke up with a killer headache this morning and my head is throbbing too hard for me to think straight.

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Osaka: Flat?

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MSB
Monday, September 15, 2008 6:37 PM

HUGS Zero.. would it help if I told you what I need??? I need my stupid job to get me in the computer so I get paid and I need them to move my pay date ( won't happen) 'cause rent and car payment are due 6 days before I get paid...argh



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Monday, September 15, 2008 7:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gee:
Hope this works for you

*flees in terror*

-_-

That'll do... this time.....

((types softly so as not to make Zero's headache worse))...

MSB!!!
I am bored. My boss is out for most of the week, and I have veeeeery little to do. So little, in fact, that it could easily be rounded down to zero without impacting the statistical significance of my assessment. <--see how bored I am??

((lurk))

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MSB
Monday, September 15, 2008 7:15 PM

Ok then check your email... I am sending you impressive info on the temperature of hell:) HUSG HK

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GEE
Monday, September 15, 2008 8:15 PM

It's funny how being threatened by a deadly ninja makes me smile, we love our HK

*wanders of to a galaxy far, far away to enjoy being vaguely on target with his maths*

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Monday, September 15, 2008 8:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
((types softly so as not to make Zero's headache worse))...

MSB!!!



...Thanks for that... -_-

Good thing it's gone now. Who knew that coffee could cure headaches...

That sucks MSB *Hugs*

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Osaka: Flat?

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Monday, September 15, 2008 8:47 PM

WHEEEE! New bar!!

barkeep, sumthin to drink and sumthin for my complaining stomach plz.

so, hows everyone?

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MSB
Monday, September 15, 2008 9:28 PM

A bit tired and grumpy but ok:) Don't know why I'm grumpy... weird that way

HUGS Zero- now go take some aspirin, eat something nutritious, drink a liter of water, and take a nap ...that should fix it

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Monday, September 15, 2008 9:37 PM

huh. maybe u just wanna be grumpy for some reason :-P everyone needs to be a grump now and then.

Quote:

Originally posted by ZeroKiryu: Who knew that coffee could cure headaches...

yeah, i think it's got something to do with the caffeine.

course, do you drink coffee normally? cuz if u do, and u suddenly didnt have any today, that's why u got the headache i nthe first place >< so yeah, coffee would definitely cure a caffeine headache. ><

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MSB
Monday, September 15, 2008 9:45 PM

ok all I can say is never ever quit caffeine cold turkey... week long headache bad

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Monday, September 15, 2008 10:01 PM

ooooooooooh yeah. very bad.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 1:45 PM

Morning all!

*sets up the Breakfast Bar*

Hope Tuesday is going well.

On an update... My back is feeling pretty good today. Not 100% but the closest I had had to it in a long time! Whooooo Hooo!

*Replenishes the -1.11C Dew Supply in the shadows for the Sneaky One*



Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 1:52 PM

((lurks in the corner with a cold Dew and some acupuncture needles))

I've quit caffeine before, "cold turkey", without any adverse repercussions. Just depends on your physiology and how your body acclimates itself to the drug.

((lurk))

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 2:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
((lurks in the corner with a cold Dew and some acupuncture needles))




Why is it I am picturing you wearing a white lab coat and rubber gloves, Cackling while looking mostly mad with power as some poor fool (yeah probably me) is laying on a table full of needles in random places that make no sense?



Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 2:51 PM

Oooh, good. People are waking up (must be all the talk of caffeine!)

I nearly had to search the archives for the bar! It should never drop off the front page, OK?

Bleugh. Exhausting week this week. Oh dear, and it's only Tuesday!

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GEE
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 2:56 PM

ureugh,

must get an eye test, mine don't work anymore.

thick head and long day at work, was all going so well first thing in the morning!

*sits in corner and tries to find inner peace*

hope everyone is doing not too bad,

two days in a row HK, you spoil us and I'm sorry Ems, I'll report in first thing tomorrow to make sure the bar stay high in the threads!

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MSB
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 6:32 PM

HUGS Em...yes exhausting ( plus icky sore throat which I am desperately hoping is just allergies)

HUGS Kelkhil... tea please

Hey Gee sweety how's the toe?

HUGS HK that and the amount of caffeine you're used to ( in my case about a 12 pack of diet coke a day and 3 or 4 coffees)

Ok wish I could lie down...sadly must go convince kid to stop spitting on his teacher

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 6:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MSB:


HUGS Kelkhil... tea please


HUGS HK that and the amount of caffeine you're used to ( in my case about a 12 pack of diet coke a day and 3 or 4 coffees)

Ok wish I could lie down...sadly must go convince kid to stop spitting on his teacher





*gets MSB a tea lickity split*

Wow that is a lot of Caffeine MSB. Be careful. That stuff is dangerous.

OK so my vote is to not comment on the whole spitting on thing..... Everything I come up with as punishment would get me put in jail.



Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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GEE
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 6:47 PM

hey MSB,

good luck with that kid,

toe is ok, walking without a limp but still really sore on the top of the toe where the nail bed was treated so not close to being able to put a shoe on so mainly just frustrated and exhausted all the time which is a pain as I have just had one deadline past and my final two are in the next week.

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MSB
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 6:56 PM

Thanks Kelkhil:)
Yeah I was drinking that much and then quit cold turkey... the headaches were monsterous...now I can hardly have any caffeine but I'm trying to work my way up to having a bit more

HUSG Gee oh that so sucks sweety... I hope it heals faster :)

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MSB:
Thanks Kelkhil:)
Yeah I was drinking that much and then quit cold turkey... the headaches were monsterous...



I have quit and restarted drinking caffeine drinks and have gone through true withdrawls each time, so my physiology is such that I do suffer that.

So I spent last week feeling like I was gonna die, I haven't been so sick in a long time! Anything new in the verse to know about?

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 11:26 PM

the only caffeine i drink is coffee >< tea's usually decaf as its all my dad can drink pretty much, and im not rly a soda drinker. but coffee's pretty damn bad to just quit. it hurts *rubs head in remembrance of soreness*

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 11:37 PM

Time for the Breakables Room.

Need something heavy and dangerous.

Wait. That's me.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 11:57 PM

YAY BREAKABLES ROOM!!!!! *takes an M16 and a baseball bat and RUNS*

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 2:30 AM

too... much... homework... and sooo..... muuuuch...... draaamaaaaaaaa.....

are there any robots or something that could deal with the homework and/or drama, please? I can deal with one or the other, but not really both, keep wanting to fall asleep and sleeping problems don't help (can't fall asleep until, like, a couple hours after I get into the bed, unless I'm completely exhausted...) bleah.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:33 AM

Runs in...

NINE DAYS UNTIL MY DRIVIVING TEST!!!!

I'm not panicking at all

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http://www.myspace.com/muddy_waters
http://www.freewebs.com/hobbleit

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 1:12 PM

Morning all!

Hiya Hobbleit! Don't worry Lassy, you will do just fine.

*sets up the Breakfast Bar*

*Replensihes teh -1.11C Dew supply for the Sneaky One*

Hope everyone is having a good day!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 1:50 PM

((lurk))

((glare))

((lurk))

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 1:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
((lurk))

((glare))

((lurk))



I am guessing that is a NO on the good day Lassy? Anything ya need help with? (not that I could actually traverse the Lake and other state that seperates our respective living abodes) I have been know to be extremely korny and funny at times for chearing of the ups and such if need be.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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GEE
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 3:19 PM

YARRR!!!!


Just practising, not to mention trying to wake myself up and wishing that I could get a decent cup of tea at work.

*perorms drum solo in attempt to amuse HK*

hey Kel, how ya doing?

*magics up a round of drinks for everyone and sets self up in the corner*

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 3:45 PM

Good Morning Drinkers.

Not that it is a good morning for everyone, just hope it can get better.

Might be in the Breakables room again soon.

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MSB
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 7:15 PM

Martini in stasis please....

If I had time I'd go to the breakables room... must get back

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:43 PM

...My coffee maker died...

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Osaka: Flat?

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MSB
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:33 PM

Oh that's sad..be sure to give it a good funeral

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MSB:
Oh that's sad..be sure to give it a good funeral


Hell no!

I want to take it outside and go Office Space on its ass!

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 12:29 AM

Oh, I have a good idea! We put it in the breakables room for use of everyone (if Zeek just wants it punished), or reserved for Zeek (if he wants to be the one meting out vengeance). Sound good?

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aiko: too... much... homework... and sooo..... muuuuch...... draaamaaaaaaaa.....

sounds like u could use a trip to the breakables room ;)

barkeep, sumthin a little stronger than a Mike's please, been a long day.

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 1:36 AM

nah, the breakables room isn't really what I need... I'm TIRED, not angry. Though the drama is resovling itself, a little bit... wouldn't mind a robot or two to do the homework, though

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 1:47 AM

lolz, i'll call sarge, he loves making robots XD

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GEE
Thursday, September 18, 2008 7:03 AM

mornining all,

today the office is being filled with Opeth as melodic death metal is what everybody needs first thing in the morning although I will conseed control of the speakers when my colleagues join me in the office.

hope everyone is doing good, neither drowning in homework, caffeine deprived (unless deliberate) nor fed up.

better get on with some work I suppose

*grabs himself a cup of tea and heads off to the enchanted beer garden*

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 12:37 PM

Morning Gee.

Morning all!

*sets up the breakfast bar*

Hope everyone is doing well.....

*Leave a -1.11 Dew (along with a few extra in case someone is still having an off week) in the shadows for teh Sneaky One*



Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 1:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*Leave a -1.11 Dew

((swipe!!!))
Quote:

(along with a few extra in case someone is still having an off week) in the shadows for teh Sneaky One
((camps out))

((lurk))

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 1:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:

Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*Leave a -1.11 Dew

((swipe!!!))
Quote:

(along with a few extra in case someone is still having an off week) in the shadows for teh Sneaky One
((camps out))

((lurk))



*Slides a satellite chair and an electric blanky into the shadows so the Sneaky One is comfortable during her "camp"ing trip* Notice the restraint here people! No where do I comment about pitching a tent!....Er.... Shit!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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MSB
Thursday, September 18, 2008 3:23 PM

HUGS HK...don't you just love it when they take themselves out...LOL

HUGS Gee sweety well if that makes you happy

HUGS Kelkhil...tea please:)

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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”-Dave Barry

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 3:44 PM

Morning MSB!

*gets MSB's Tea*

So I haev a food ponder.....

Is it possible to become addicted to Gummi Bears? I ask cuz I think I am. I bought 1.5 lbs yesterday at lunch and while I only ate a few yesterday I have been unable to stop eating them since 8 this morning. Craving is not the word here.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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MSB
Thursday, September 18, 2008 4:07 PM

hmmm well that's an interesting addiction...but I'd say it's possible to become really attached to a food, but not specifically addicted... buy hey sugar craving?? Maybe you're pregnant

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 8:52 PM

what happens to the mood in a bar when the shirtless bartender is up the duff? and possibly chewing handfuls of gummibears?

hypothetically

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 10:43 PM

wtf does "up the duff" mean?



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Friday, September 19, 2008 2:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Is it possible to become addicted to Gummi Bears? I ask cuz I think I am. I bought 1.5 lbs yesterday at lunch and while I only ate a few yesterday I have been unable to stop eating them since 8 this morning. Craving is not the word here.



Hi. My name is Zero, and I'm also addicted to Gummi Bears.

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Tomo: Oh yeah? So what place did you come in?
Kagura: I came in this! *Holds up five fingers*
Osaka: Flat?

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GEE
Friday, September 19, 2008 7:13 AM

*gee wanders into the bar, pulls out his magic wand and sends a stream of fog out the end obscuring the view for everyone*

*wanders round the bar, occasionally the words, 'nauticus totalis!' can be heard*

*with a final wave of the wand the fog disappears*

Behold, the bar transformed into the galley deck of a pirate ship, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There even be a plan for people to walk out in the enchanted beer garden that magically is now the top deck.

Watch out for the poop deck, not sure it came out right.

YYAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*wanders off his workd done*

PS, FLT, up the duff is a wonderfully charming way of saying pregnant

PPS, just remembered about the whole ninja v pirate thing, you do know it's just talk like a pirate day, you know HK, I don't want any nasty sudden stabbing death please, I'd say you wouldn't kill me on my birthday but ninjas care not for such matters

*flee*

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Friday, September 19, 2008 9:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freelancertex:
wtf does "up the duff" mean?





Arrrr! Ye do not be having such a saying then? That do be a shame. It be meaning the same as 'a bun in the oven' a 'course!

Arrrr-harrrrr!

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Friday, September 19, 2008 1:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oddbodskins:
what happens to the mood in a bar when the shirtless bartender is up the duff? and possibly chewing handfuls of gummibears?




OK so what is "up the duff"?

Who is trying to stick what up my duff????? 0.o

Zero - Yeah... we should start a support group or something. G.B.A

Hello my name is Kelkhil and I am a gummi-holic!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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GEE
Friday, September 19, 2008 1:16 PM

Kel you scurrvy dog, the answer has been written above twice, don't make me force you to walk the plank!

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Friday, September 19, 2008 1:27 PM

*Will not talk like a pirate. Ninjas are way cooler than pirates*

Gee - well when I was writing this there were no explination on the boards yet! I think it be all glitchy here today after looking at the times of teh explinations!

*Debates going all Ninja Stabby on Gee. Then realizes that Gee is pretty awesome so stops* *Also the Mistress has not taught the whole art of stabby as of yet*

*sets up the breakfast bar*

Leaves a bunch of -1.11C Dews for teh Sneaky One in case she is still camping*

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, September 19, 2008 1:27 PM

Ohh look double posty!


Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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GEE
Friday, September 19, 2008 1:33 PM

lol

pirates are cooler than ninja but ninjas will alway win in a fight

the only exception is your mistress, which is the exception that prooves the rule

all of course fail when faced with the might of jedi

*waves hand at kel*

this is not the ejit you are looking for, you will not stab him

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Friday, September 19, 2008 1:36 PM

Arrr, aye! It be such a thing! And surely ye'll be thankful fer hearing that I do hold no grudge fer yer askin' again!

(talk like a pirate day be placing some strain on me brain-cradle...)

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Friday, September 19, 2008 4:40 PM

Greetings all!

*buys her fellow 'coats a drink*

I've missed you guys but should be back to posting erratically soon.

I hope things have been shiny for everyone.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
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Friday, September 19, 2008 6:12 PM

Whims! *MEAGAGLOMP* How ya doin' Lassy?

Watch out for Odd and Gee They want to stick stuff up people's duffs



Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Friday, September 19, 2008 9:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OddBodskins: Arrrr! Ye do not be having such a saying then? That do be a shame. It be meaning the same as 'a bun in the oven' a 'course!

not in the U.S. we don't :-P thanks for the definition. glad ur enjoying talk like a pirate day XD

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Friday, September 19, 2008 9:48 PM

We have "knocked up" but that has such a negative connotation......

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
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Friday, September 19, 2008 10:02 PM

yeah 'knocked up'
'bun in the oven'
'preggers'
'with child'
thats all i can think of.
unless u wanna be mean and say she's been infected with a parasite. cuz House has called fetuses parasites before XD


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Saturday, September 20, 2008 12:59 AM

0157h, I think the day has passed.

I don't think he's the first, although I always thought of that particular sentiment as being along the lines of 'life is a terminal disease'.

Technically accurate, but utterly pointless as anything more then a fine example of smugness, but then, that's kinda the point of house I guess

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 1:05 AM

.....eh?

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 1:05 AM

(Walks in with a shuriken and an eyepatch looking very confused)

...well they are, technically.. but they're cute little parasites!

Speaking of shish kebab:

You remember that nurse I can't stop bitching about?

I can stop bitching.

Yesterday she was fired and escorted off the premises. (I missed the drama and I'm quite happy about it.) I still have all 4 tires and no threatening phone calls. Good day!

Also: my father sat up on his own today and has been allowed solid foods, and they've ruled out stroke. Yay!

Now, if we can just manage to get that gorram chicken coop built this weekend my life will be much simpler and more relaxed.

We had our first frost last night. Here comes winter! (Honneeeyy.. where did we put the shovvells...?)

Barkeep! A coffee to stave of withdrawl headaches, another to ward off migraines, and a really really super humongous pina colada because pineapple and coconut go very well together.

Please.

Yarrr.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 1:14 AM

lolz, yeah, they are cute little parasites

nurse: WOOHOO!!!! what happened? why was she fired? O_o i like drama :-P

glad ur dad's doing better ^_^

nights are getting cold here too ><;;

*gets SR and self hot coffee*

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 1:44 AM

(key word being parasites)

Ninjas are better, since they're sneaky and have cool weaponry while Pirates are stuck on a boat and are loud and noisy and not at all sneaky.

glad your father's getting better, SR!

-sneaks over to the imponderables to ask a question I just now thought of despite the fact that I posted there just a little bit ago, lolz)

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 2:04 AM

but parasites are cuter. u can hug them and love them and call them george..or..whatever name u pick XD

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 2:13 AM

lolz, yeah, I know other people think they're cuter :P

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 3:06 AM

hahaha XD i sense sarcasm, or maybe just apathy...can't find the word.

barkeep, im frickin hungry. some form of tasty food for my complaining stomach please.

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MSB
Saturday, September 20, 2008 4:46 AM

Wow gone for a day and I miss colloquial sayings time

HUGS Rosie that's awesome

WHIMS!!!!!! HUGS and HUGS and HUGS

Ok Kelkhil and Zero I see you over there and I'm cutting you off!! No more gummies




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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”-Dave Barry

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 12:12 PM

Hi Whimsy!



We're going to be working on that darned chicken coop for those darned chickens today.

(Chickens wear through and need mending frequently!)

feeeeelinnnggg siiiiiiiilllllyyy... need more coffee.

It's a beautiful sunny day and I'd rather be doing any of fifteen other things, but needs must get the nose to the grindstone or all the chicken raising efforts will be for nought.

Here MsB, let me take those gummis from you and put them in a very safe place.
(meet you behind the fern and we'll divvy them up!)

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 1:06 PM

Chickens can be mended? Must remember to tell my dad to stop burying them

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 4:36 PM

@_@ Odds, ur so funny.

O_o SR mebbe u should lay off the caffeine for a bit :-P feeling silly can be dangerous

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 5:25 PM

caffeine = < silly

< caffeine = >silly

silly.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 5:30 PM

lolz, ive seen ppl hyped up on caffeine before, gotta tie em down with lead weights to keep em from bouncing off the walls

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 6:29 PM

If it were not for caffeine, there would be no internet.
As a father, I support the mass consumption of caffeine, rather than alcohol, less dangerous for kids.
Brain hurts, gotta go get some Dew fixage.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
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Saturday, September 20, 2008 6:32 PM

'cept it stunts ur growth.

no joke, i should be like six feet tall given the height in my genes, or at least like 5'10, started drinkin massive amounts of coffee in the middle of a growth spurt, now i'm 5'6 :-P

still love drinkin it though :-P good wake-up call.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 6:47 PM

Since the only way I will grow is in the stomach now, I think I am safe. I made it to 6'2", taller than my dad by 5 inches or so, and my mom is a foot shorter than me, and has been since I was 14. So I got tall jeans from somewhere, not my parents. Must have had mutant ancestors.


'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 6:50 PM

lol sometimes they skip i guess, but i was gainin on my mother's height like a weed, then all of a sudden my head hit a brick wall ><

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:47 AM

wow, why's it so empty in here?

barkeep, i is thirsty. something refreshing plz.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 10:58 AM

Not always the case, I drank tea and coffee in pretty large quantities from the age of about eight to the present day, I'm not a giant, but I make six feet. My mum only just clears five, although my dad is the same height as me, so I figure the caffiene didn't do too much damage ^^

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 2:08 PM

then why'd I get the short end of the stick in my family? :-P

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 9:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Whims! *MEAGAGLOMP* How ya doin' Lassy?

Watch out for Odd and Gee They want to stick stuff up people's duffs



Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken




*Glomps Kelkhil*

*makes sure her duff is securely covered*

All is shiny except my signal which is slowly getting better.

How are you O Shirtless Wonder?

Hi MsB and Rosie! *big hugs*



"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
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http://www.myspace.com/whimsicalnbrainpan

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Monday, September 22, 2008 12:05 AM

and once again the site fails to notify me of a reply ><

barkeep, need some cocoa of the hot variety, its really cold here.

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Monday, September 22, 2008 1:01 AM

mysteriously appearing cocoa appears

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Monday, September 22, 2008 1:03 AM

lol, thanks SR XD

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MSB
Monday, September 22, 2008 4:20 AM

Ok I know I am posting everywhere....but SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Sorry the lighting is bad





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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage."
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GEE
Monday, September 22, 2008 8:52 AM

wow, so it appears congratulations are in order!

Morning all,

I an knackered, weekend was really not what I needed but engaged couple were happy so it's all good, just need to get da's birthday celebrations out the way (it's a biggie) and final maths exam and then holiday, which I am so in need of it's not tru.

*rustles up celebratory drinks for everyone and then wanders off to work*

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Monday, September 22, 2008 11:37 AM

Wow!, Excellent, a shiny person with a shiny ring xD congratz MSB!

Now, celebratory drinks? They aren't ALL champagne are they?

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'That torpedo hit us hard. We've got serious damage to the thrusters, heat warping in the secondary camshaft and the right side emergency jets completely knackered. We can't thrust, our shafts bent, and we'll probably never shoot off from the right hand again!'

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GEE
Monday, September 22, 2008 12:30 PM

lol - nope, I'm celebrating with a cup of tea due to my non functioning stomach so have what you want!

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Monday, September 22, 2008 1:25 PM

Morning all!

Gratz to NVG and MSB!!!!

*sets up the Breakfast Bar*

*Sets out a -1.11C Dew and an M&M Ice Cream Sammich' for the Sneaky One*

Hope the Mondays are nice to poeple today!



Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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Monday, September 22, 2008 2:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*Sets out a -1.11C Dew and an M&M Ice Cream Sammich' for the Sneaky One*

((pounce!!))

((plays wiff her foodz))

((lurk))

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Monday, September 22, 2008 2:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell's Kitten:
Quote:

Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*Sets out a -1.11C Dew and an M&M Ice Cream Sammich' for the Sneaky One*

((pounce!!))

((plays wiff her foodz))

((lurk))



*Sets out some more Sneaky One Snacks*

Morning Lassy!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

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