It's The Change The Cast Game!!!!

POSTED BY: DarkHood
UPDATED: Sunday, May 16, 2004 09:00
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DARKHOOD

Saturday, May 15, 2004 6:46 PM

Ok, the idea of the game is to replace the cast of Firefly with anyone you want. Here is the cast I have picked:

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds
Whoopi Goldberg is Zoe Warren
Cameron Diaz is Inara Serra
Adam Sandler is 'Wash' Warren
Jackie Chan is Jayne Cobb
Jennifer Aniston is Kaywinnit Lee 'Kaylee' Frye
Leonardo DiCaprio is Simon Tam
Haley Joel Osment is River Tam
Anthony Hopkins is Shepherd Book
and Mr. T as the voice of Serenity

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Mal's on the ground, about to get speared by Crow. A shot rings out. Crow is kneecapped.

Mal: Nice shot.

Jayne: I was aiming for his head.

MACBAKER

Saturday, May 15, 2004 7:34 PM

How about a Buffy/Angel recast? Frankly, I love the cast as is, and wouldn't want anyone else playing these parts, but an alternate reality episode with Buffy/Angel cast mates might be fun.

Mal- David Boreanaz (Angel)
Zoe- Eliza Dushku (Faith)
Inara- Amy Acker (Fred)
Wash- Nicholas Brendon (Xander)
Jayne- Marc Blucas (Riley)
Kaylee- Alyson Hannigan (Willow)
Simon- Alexis Denisof (Wesley)
River- Michelle Trachtenberg (Dawn)
Book- Seth Green (Oz)

Guest Starring
Badger- James Marsters (Spike)
Niska- Anthony Steward Head (Giles)
Saffron- Emma Caulfield (Anya)

Mal would wake-up one morning in his quarters, walk over to the mirror and see a a different face staring back at him and say......................"Oh Boy!"

I'd given some thought to movin' off the edge -- not an ideal location -- thinkin' a place in the middle.

WHOODAHN

Saturday, May 15, 2004 9:47 PM

Quote:
Mal would wake-up one morning in his quarters, walk over to the mirror and see a a different face staring back at him and say......................"Oh Boy!"

Just like Quantum Leap. I love it!

"I ain't crazy and I've got papers to prove it"

RUXTON

Saturday, May 15, 2004 10:10 PM

MACBAKER,

Nice choices.

Long ago and on a thread far away here, I also chose Buffy-verse alternates.
As I remember, these were my choices:

Mal- David Boreanaz
Zoe- Eliza Dushku
Inara- Charisma Carpenter
Wash- Nicky Brendon
Jayne- Alexis Denisof
Kaylee- Alyson Hannigan
Simon- James Marsters
River- Sarah Geller
Book- Tony Head

Great minds...etc., eh?

........Ruxton

DAVCO92

Saturday, May 15, 2004 11:36 PM

Joss and Michael J. Strazinsky (aka Babylon 5) both have projects in the works right now. What if the casting got mixed up...

Mal - Bruce Boxleitner (John Sheridan)
Zoe - Claudia Christian (Susan Ivonova)
Inara - Patricia Tallman (Leeta Alexander)
Wash - Steven Furst (Vir Coto)
Jayne - Jere Doyle (Michael Girabaldi)
Kaylee - Mira Furlann (Delenn)
Simon - Richard Biggs (Steven Franklin)
River - Kosh
Book - Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar)

Guest Starring
Badger - Bill Mumy (Lenier)
Niska - Peter Jurasik (Londo Molari)
Saffron - Marjorie Monaghan (Number One)

Burn the land, boil the sea...

METROPOLIS

Sunday, May 16, 2004 9:00 AM

Heeheehee, Kosh as River. Love it!

I wouln't want to seriously change the cast at all, so here's my goofy take at it:

Mal - Ben Stiller
Zoe - Kate Hudson
Jayne - Andy Dick
Wash - Carrot Top
Simon - Ashton Kutcher
River - Lindsey Lohan
Book - William Shatner
Kaylee - Paris Hilton
Inara - Rosie O'Donnell
Badger - Hugh Grant
Niska - Robin Williams (though that would be torture to me)
Saffron - Madonna

Please, let no castig agent see this list and become inspired by it

"Once in flight school, I was laconic..." -Wash