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499. The Floor With No Name.

POSTED BY: mai
UPDATED: Thursday, September 18, 2008 19:31
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MSB
Monday, August 25, 2008 7:16 PM

HUGS Mai... yes but it could be we've found our way back to the 13th and just don't know it yet...giggle ( sorry bit off as I spent the weekend sleepless and dehydrated and haven't quite come back to myself yet...

Hey I want a chandelier that screens and discreetly removes unwanted guests

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MAI
Monday, August 25, 2008 10:58 PM

Oooh time travel again! Good call.

I'll sell you my chandelier for $9783.21! (or cookies --- really in the mood for cookies today).

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:26 AM

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MSB:
Hey I want a chandelier that screens and discreetly removes unwanted guests



I'm getting the why of it but I don't see how.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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MAI
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 1:18 AM

Ooh yum! Cookies with frosting. *goes into sugar coma (so worth it!)

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:53 AM

oh no. I already gave insulin shots tonight.
*munches on a cookie.

"It's all so clear. We can see the madness perfectly from here." - Asylum Satellite 1 - Happiness is the Road - Marillion

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MSB
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 8:10 PM

well here's my thinking on the how... you scan a 3-d image of each unwanted guest into the chandeliers memory... then as each person arrives at the house, the chandelier scans the face and runs face recognition software to match to the unwanted faces ( sort of like the passport control people) and then lasers shoot out and singe the person while a voice says " you have 30 seconds to vacate the premises... that was your warning shot"



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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 9:06 PM

Eep! So much violence!

Time to fly.

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MAI
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:13 PM

OH! That sounds like fun! I want a high tech chandelier!

Cozen,

Where you flying too? You just got here!

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:32 PM

Wouldn't it be easier to put it like the small number of accepted guests and just have the chandelier target everyone else?


"It's all so clear. We can see the madness perfectly from here." - Asylum Satellite 1 - Happiness is the Road - Marillion

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